If ya need a big hole, ya need a big shovel.

Awesome.

So angry I could tape pastry to my head.
 

Anybody have an explanation of the bread products?

No, not even in the story as far as I could glance:
http://www.todayszaman.com/news-2344...-protests.html

I think it's a protest against high food prices.

People were fashioning home made helmets for protection against rocks and clubs. Not sure if that's where he got his inspiration. A hot dog bun isn't going to do much against a police baton.

French school, apparently.

Sheer desperation I guess :p

Wouldn't do much against a police baton, but might provide a little cover from the stones that were being thrown.

maybe it's a snack for later.

:angel:

I thought he was dressing up like Princess Leia.

He got really high and thought he'd protest food prices?

"Yeah, and then I'll tape these breads to my head, and I can eat them later. Now, WTF was I doing? Why am I holding this packing tape. Shit, I am SO high. Where did I leave that roach? Did I just leave it on the TV again? Shit. What's the deal with this packing tape? IS the post office even open today? That reminds me, I have to buy stamps. I hate they way they taste though. Someone should invent a stamp you don't need to lick, that would be cool. How an envelope that had a stamp built right into it? That would be really great, then you wouldn't need to even buy stamps at all, and you wouldn't lose stamps either. Someone should totally do that. I smell bread baking. I'm kind of hungry, I'm gonna go downtown and see what's happening at the market, maybe grab a bite to eat. Find a good place, good but cheap..."

He just has a slight case a of bread head.

He rolls with The Muffin Brotherhood.

After a good night's sleep it occurred to me that i should have simply posted ...

You have failed me for the last time...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/0b5fd980.png

It's those little details that make all the difference.

I don't really know what's happening here...

Oh thats SIMPLE ,
Dogs Birthday
and PUUUUUUUUUSY Whipped Hubby !!!!

Haaaaaa... that guy must be proud. :)

Maybe he misunderstood when his wife asked for more doggy-style love.

The bitches of Eastwick.

Three women are in a hospital waiting area. All about to deliver.

The first one says, "My husband was on top when we conceived. I'm sure we're going to have a boy."

The second one says, "I was on top when we conceived. So I suppose we'll have a girl."

The third one starts crying and says, "I'm going to have a puppy."

What do ya think? True?

the original joke I heard went "That's one small step for man and a giant leap for Murray Khan."
Who's Murray Khan?
A neighbor whose wife said they day she'd give him a bj would be the same day a man walked on the moon.

Most stories of this sort can be checked on snopes.com.

snopes says no.

http://www.snopes.com/quotes/mrgorsky.asp

See? This is what I get for being lazy.

Hey, paper clips are on sale. And that Coke is made from red velvet cake.

I started to give this its own thread, but I didn't.

So some dude somewhere takes thousands and thousands of pics of people from various parts of the world, and uses a computer program to average all the people from similar locations. And he comes up with this.

Here's a link without any additional info. Be sure to click the links that say "Read the rest of this entry »", interesting stuff.

Let's see him do it with boobs.:blush:

:biglaugha:notworthy:rotflol:

Well played.

I noticed that all the averaged guys looked, well, average. The averaged ladies...they're all hot.

I wonder if it's because "average" is attractive. When all the (for instance) too-big-noses and too-small-noses are averaged, what you get is a just-right-sized-nose. You don't think the guys are hot because you're hetero.

I've picked Baby's brain enough that I like to think I can recognize (without switching teams or nothing) what a good looking/handsome man looks like...

...but you probably have a point.

What the hell?:3_eyes:

SFW, btw.

I disagree, the guys were all pretty attractive to me. I will grant you, however, that I like "nice guys." My tastes have never run towards the burly/chiseled jaw/strong-and-silent type. So for a woman who finds the rugged look more attractive, I can definitely see how these soft averaged faces would not be that impressive.

I got a link for cheap porn.

It's not cheap when they auto-renew. You didn't give them your card# did you?

No I didn't give them any info, have never payed for porn nor shall I.
However, I don't think a porn link is what gd wanted to post

I could have sworn I was making a joke there, I wonder if it is a side effect of the anaesthesia?

Nah, you're normally not very funny. :D

wwowowwwwoohoooo

lets go skiing.... :D

Babies can really stress a young mother out so order up a case of Hamm's beer!

Nervous women are wretched women!

Yes, we are wretched when nervous.

I don't know what you guys are seeing, but, my SFW link points to a chick working out laughing her ass off for some reason. No porn.:neutral:

That's what I got, too.

Darn, I missed out on surprising my wife for Valentine's Day with this nice affordable gift. Oh well, maybe next year!

Did I mention it's affordable?

The woman in the picture looks really jazzed about it, too.

to paraphrase shawnee's brother:
"now that we've made the arrangements, let's set a date!"

The average looks average, but the actor/actress look hot. :D

:D

Guy gets me that for a present, he's gonna be using it WAY sooner than I would.

Linkjacked?

I think they are talking about the banner at the top. When it loads there is a questionable image.