I spanked the money at 269 Miles per hour.

Man that just sounds wrong.


I couldnt get the panguine past 301.4 ft.

Edit: Correction I just got it to 320.5

Man, I love those PETA-sponsored web sites! I clubbed the penguin 217 feet, and spanked the monkey at 220 mph.

Competetive much, LJ? :)

not really. not overly competetive at least. just thought i'd try to start some shit.

why, you want summa dis? :D

i spanked the monkey at 334 mph...the letters turned pink and it started playing disco music.....wee!

i cheated, tho. i went to the control panel and set my mouse to max speed.

Pengy: 323.5

Monkey: 185 mph

I spanked the monkey at 365 mph. I cheated too.

Drag the hand to the right edge of the screen. Move the mouse outside the browser window and around to the left side (you can't see the cursor, you will have to guesstimate). Bring the cursor back into the window on the left-hand side. Voila.

edit: Just got 673 mph that way.

WOW!

i got 845 mph!!!! good idea, perth!

i've always had a gift for monkey spanking, but 845 mph? whooosh!

and i'm not even tired!

Techbargains.com
Slickdeals.net

Swat flies.

Fun game, but by the end of the first level I was getting tired of the seizures.

Ok, it wasn't really fun.

Why must the dolphins always hurt me so?

air hockey
 

Outkast meets Peanuts:

<a href="http://www.venisproductions.com/movies/heyyacb.html">Hey Ya, Charlie Brown!</a> (Quicktime)

This is greater than the thing that was greater than the greatest thing ever. And then some.

looks like it's for mac's...got no plug in to run that. what's the dillio?

Get Quicktime. :)

OK, that put the biggest grin on my face I've had in the last few days.

I like all the Outkast I hear... some real musicianship there.

thanks, bruce...

that was funny, vsp. i think i like the superfriends wassup that toad put up on the video clip thread better, though.

Check out the zipdecoder . It's a map of the US with a dot for each Post Office. Type in a zip code and the dots go out as they are eliminated from possibility. When the entire code is in, it tells you what the name of the Post Office you put in the code for. Show how the Zip system is laid out.
While you're at it, this guys sight has a bunch of cool Java Applets, especially if you're stoned. :)

Re: air hockey
 

Oh, hell yes! I don't even know how many hours I spent playing air hockey back in the 70's at a really seedy arcade in Midtown KC where all the drug dealers hung out.

I've always wished I had room for a full size arcade air hockey table.

LOTR Secret Diaries
 

Think that some of you might find these humorous. Please read top left, then top right, then next left and next right, back and forth across the columns.

http://homepages.nyu.edu/~amw243/diaries/

who wrote this!?

We don't know. Why? You didn't think asshat was a Cellar creation, did you?

first time i ever heard it. and if i've never heard of something, it doesn;t exist. like the whole tree in the forest thing.

from where, then, did this euphamism arise?

I know they've been using it on fark.com for ages... bit I don't know for sure if it originated there.

I don't think "asshat" became prominent here until slang came along.

That Charlie Brown clip was great.

And if I haven't said it yet...OutKast's "Speakerboxxx/The Love Below" is easily the album of the year for 2003.

snowball fight!

use your down arrow to load snowball, left and right for position, space bar to throw ( hold longer for more distance)

Oh, great...I got an Apache "access forbidden" message. See? Ya'll went and fucked it up for everyone else... ;)

I have a friend in San Diego who frequently uses the term.... has for years.

The technical term is "the Slashdot effect." It's an eight-meg Quicktime movie that's become the everybody's-gotta-see-this meme of the week, so I'm sure that their servers have melted. Someone will mirror it.

Yeah, I sort of figured it was something like that. I don't whether I'm reassured or just disgusted that it actually has a name, though.

I am still boggling at this
 

This just begs for so many tasteless jokes to be made, it's hard to know where to start.

I want one.

It's part of a series.

They also have a George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush, Bill Clinton, Dennis Miller, and Don Rumsfeld.

After a long absence due to bandwidth overload, one of my all-time favorite web sites, the Jar-Jargonizer, is back.

P.S. I bet UT could find some uses for that Coulter doll.

Hamlet - The Text Adventure

Fun stuff. The computer geek in me and the theatre geek in me are rejoicing together.

The NASA Mars Program Video Gallery has 35 videos showing facets of the Mars Program from orbit insertion to parts design and machining. Good stuff.

The Scribbler! (links to another thread)

Confessions of a car salesman What the inside looks like.

Good link, Bruce, except I just spent an hour reading it over... :)

Yeah that was an interesting one... tho I'm not sure it told anything we didn't already know. We probably got a good price on our minivan, but probably coulda done better on the tradein. Who knows?

Anyway. Do you like Friendster and its ilk? No? Well, then, maybe you should sign up for Introvertster.

Ok, this isn't a cool site - yet.

But it may become one in the future, it's only 9 days old you know...

OK, so it's actually crappy, but what the hell, boardx needs all the advertising it can get.

This is an ad that CBS refused to air during the Super Bowl. Heavy.

Ooh. Looks totally rad. You should spend all of your time there.

This is Zombo.com

The part after the intro is pretty cool.

Wolf, are you being sarcastic?

Anyway zombo.com is kinda weird.

Hey Ya Charlie Brown <a href="http://files.funfreepages.com/videos/heyyacb.mov">mirror</a> for those who missed it the first time.

The unattainable is unknown on Zombocom.

The infinite is possible on ZoMbO.cOm!

Yeah, whatever, Rasta dood now can I have my fatBurger?

No.

I am making a suggestion, which in all seriousness, I think you should follow.

Being one of the earliest joined regulars on a board is a very cool thing indeed.

Sorry about that wolf.

I wasn't only one of the first members, I was also the first member to post on BoardX , just so you know I'm feeling a little proud of myself. :D

Ever wanted to be a mahout? You can here and there.

I don't know if anyone already knows this one : Northpole- Baseball

Re: Latest Flash projectile-launching meme
 

From the pinguin game site:

The Pinguin Game come back @ 02.2004

Cause of to High Traffic count!

ooo this one goes REALLY far......not quite as much fun, tho

Ha!