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We are watching a DVD of the Nutcracker. The scene where Dewdrop id dancing with her man is on the screen; he's wearing the typical tights and cod-piece outfit.
mm: He looks like he has a huge penis. inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it. (The male dancer twirls Dewdrop and turns around) mm: You can see his butt cheeks. inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it. mm: How come he's not wearing any underwear? inch: Maybe you can stop talking about it. mm: Well, he can't hear me anyway. |
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What, no "Nut cracker" jokes? |
Give her another year or two, she's only 5.5mm
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Very funny!
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Latest mispronunciation based on only ever coming across a word in written form:
Eee-wee. It's a female sheep. Thor was looking upthe word TUP to see if he could play it in the game we were playing. |
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Here's a funny one. Tonight I was cuddling Eva and she fell asleep in my arms, so I was just sitting there enjoying the peace and snuggles when she started giggling. In her sleep. Then she woke herself up. Looked at me. Giggled a bit more. Then went back to sleep. Too funny, and waaay to cute for words. :)
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The kids were down at the breakfast table and I hear the mm say to her brother, "Mom ROCKS. She bought a new box of donut seeds and maple syrup."
(donut seeds = Cheerios) |
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still funny when they're 14 and asleep on the sofa trying to read a set book. the fight was funnier, tho'
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Minifobette loves brussels sprouts (that part actually belongs in the happy thread.) However, she insists that they are called "pretzel sprouts."
Always makes me think of "doughnut seeds." |
Pretzel sprouts. I can work with that. :)
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Minifob's birthday party was this past weekend (I'll get around to posting a picture of the somewhat-less-expensive cake eventually.) One of his classmates said with a grin, "No offense, but this cake is even better than the birthday cake I had!"
I told him I would never take offense at that, and he shrugged and said, "I dunno, my mom did." |
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three thumbs up
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Ha!
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My daughter in law told me that she was packing some clothes for an overnight trip to visit some friends. Our 4 year old granddaughter was watching her mother pack and noticed she put in a pair of pajamas.
"Why are you packing pajamas?" she asked. "Mommy and daddy always wear pajamas when we sleep," she replied. Emily thought for a moment and said, "Grandmother and Grampa don't wear pajamas, they sleep naked!". ;) |
We were watching the Johnny Depp remake of Willy Wonka and there is a flashback of Willy Wonka telling his father he was going to run away.
The mm says, "Why run away? Why didn't he just get picked up and brought somewhere?" I'm sure Monster can relate. |
heh.
the new normal. |
glatt jr., 11 years old, this afternoon having his first saxophone lesson:
"So do you listen to music" "Uh, yeah" "What type of music do you listen to?" "Uuh...AC/DC" "Oh really?" Well, I didn't bring any AC/DC with me today." |
Ah, I fondly remember many AC/DC saxaphone tunes. :right:
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Funny from Hebe yesterday (who only wears skirts, and her few pairs of pants are not denim, no way no-how), as she came out of the bathroom "Thanks for my Jeans". .... .... ??? Genes. she had been admiring her differently-colored eyes in the mirror :lol: |
I was leaning on the door frame, waiting for my nephew to finish using the bathroom when he said to me, "Wow, you look beautiful." I laughed, turned to my sister and repeated what my nephew said. Then he said, "You know you are." :D :lol:
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Me: are you being a weisenheimer?
Inch: what's a weisenheimer? Me: a smart aleck, a wise guy. MM: (to Inch) you're a weisen-hinder. |
Doubly funny when you consider that weisen-hinder = smart ass
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She's frighteningly smart, I wouldn't put it past her knowing that. This week she's already made three puns where she had to say, Get it? Get it? Blah blah BLAH?
She's only six. I'm sunk. |
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Another one from the mm:
"The moon helps me think" Me: the moon helps you think? "Yes. The moon sends a particular ion into my brain which helps me to think." I'm locking my bedroom door at night. |
After all, she was capable of eloquently expressing skepticism as an infant ... clearly a prodigy.
You'll have to try the moon ion thing, foot. Keep up, now. |
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Along with my kitty bonsai and anything else I may choose to add to the list. |
I WANT MOON IONS!! AND I WANT THEM NOW!!
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How about bloomin' moon ions?
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Good one HM!
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Aden drove his girlfriend to a party last night. As they were leaving, hand in hand, he turned to her and said, "My car looks so beautiful in the moonlight."
Yeah, nice one son. |
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He's obviously speaking from his heart. :sniff: How touching. |
I know, right? lol. It's like a line from a sitcom.
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From this evening's dinner table:
"Mommy, how come sometimes you say things in a really excited voice, but actually they aren't exciting at all?" He's onto me. |
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
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Ha!
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When we went to church last week, he wore his sister's crocheted, fringed scarf. I gently let him know that it was clearly a woman's scarf, and the other boys were likely to make fun of him, and I did have a different scarf he could wear if he would rather. He insisted he liked his sister's scarf best, so we let him wear it. He's 11, so no actual attractions have developed one way or the other, but he's still pretty clearly aiming in one direction.
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I found a note the boy wrote about how good it felt when he was hugging a girl in a dream. I love that note.
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Sitting here, listening to the mm (6 yo) narrate her play:
"'Say!' he said, picking up in his teeth, a bone." I am afraid of trying to talk to her when she is finished with college. |
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Those are the best dreams. Messy, but totally worth it. |
The mm is on a tear.
I told the kids this morning that in some countries, women and girls are not allowed to go to school. The mm says dismissively, "People are demented." |
I admire her contempt for humanity. Very well-developed already.
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"demented" - a Sesame Street word it is not !
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Minifobette is flipping through my giant wall planner, reading out all the holidays in the coming year. When she gets to July, she tells me, "And look Mommy, there's Independence Day. That's the day when we have to do everything by ourselves."
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Nice! Now she has a target date. :)
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Takes after her mom?
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From my daughter's artwork today:
Stick Figure 1: Can me and Charlie have a ride to the movies? Stick Figure 2: DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A WAR ON???? |
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She claims she heard the phrase from a book, but she can't remember which one.
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Freaking awesome. I read it aloud here, everyone lost it.
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