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Not anymore
I emminem black? |
No.
Does a ton of bricks fall faster than a ton of feathers? |
When using the teenage vernacular "dude thats a ton of __", yes.
Will working 9 hours a day 5 days a week, for the entire summer, in a room literally the size of a closet in an office working on spreadsheets drive me insane? |
yes
Would working with a bunch of idiots also make you insane? |
Yes.
Would working with a bunch of insanely NICE people make you insane? |
HECK YES IT WOULD!
does that mean you would rather work with mean people? |
No.
It is very hard for me to be driven insane. Do you think shocker is mean? |
No! so you can suck my....oh wait...i'm not mean
do you think Iggy is a poopy head? |
No. But you are! Ha!
is it time to fucking go home yet?!?!? |
Yes, I'm home and outside a bottle of Quervo.
Are you an alcoholic? |
Luckee!
And no, but I bet I would be if they let me drink at work! Damn this place! Are you drunk? |
no
are you sober? |
Yes - its 10 mins till beer-o'clock here.
Should I stay sober? |
no
can i get you drunk? |
Yes - if the contents of your car are anything to go on.
Did you have fun at your jammie party? |
yes. i lost my phone and was sick the next day. but then some random found my phone
do you sleep naked? |
Sometimes, but its too cold now :)
Why am I here? |
yes? no??
did you ask a non-yes-no question? |
yes
but brains dont matter in her case do they? ;) |
no, she is nuts *ducks*
do you care about a females brains? |
Yes.
Do you care about the "brain" in mens' little head? |
No. WTF?
Is everyone partying this weekend? |
Yes.
You know, people say men go by the brain in their penii, not the one on their shoulders? Gosh... I thought that much was obvious... ;) Are you going to get drunk and have crazy sex with someone? |
Yes and maybe? lol...I know you have a solution! No worries.
and about the head...you just asked me if I cared...and no. : ) Are you going to get drunk this time? |
no
why get drunk? |
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umm, coz? Will I get in trouble for asking a non-yes-no question? |
Well, I read the instructions, but they didn't (sink) go all the way in....so to speak. Sue me.
Back to the game. No. Do you know the way to San Jose? |
Do DO Dodododo do do DO
Um, Nope. have you seen the girl from impanena walking? |
Yes. :love:
Do your ears hang low? |
Nope, but other parts may if not properly supported.
You want fries with that shake? |
Yes
Do you dip your fries in your shake? |
Yes,
Did you know that the shape of a leaf often mimics the overall shape of a tree? |
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Yay me! Ducky loves me! :D *at least someone does* ;) My youngun has priority on the pc for college classes. Quote:
shall I make like a tree and leave? |
no, make like a tree, and get the hell outta here.
want me to make like a tree and root? |
no, make like a sheep herder and get the flock outta here! :p
want a banana split? |
yes
want to share it with me? |
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Are you gonna lick it off Chey? |
uuuummmmm yes, wait I am not a contortionist nor do I have a banana, so no.
do you want to go garage selling with me? :morncoff: |
Yes.
Are we going to find other people's trash and make it our treasure? |
yes, i bought a "Jesus in Gethsemane" Seraphim Classic today for $5.00 (she was asking $10.00 and i offered $5.00). I just looked it up and it is priced at $125.00 and up. :D
shall I tell about other treasures I found today? |
yes, please
do you have any burried treasure? |
yes.
Do dead men tell tales? |
"shall I tell about other treasures I found today?"
"Yes please." I found a brand new Krups coffee maker for $3.00. I have one just like it(i paid $70.00 for mine at a dept store). I will take my old one to work and the new one I will use at home now. Quote:
yes, they tell tales of daisies. do dead men wear plaid? |
no
well only if it's a closed casket |
c'mon Sky....you forgot your q :p...
I dunno Chey, can we work under these conditions? |
yes of course.
do ducks and chey want to be the bananas and ill be the icecream? |
no, i say we split your banana and we be the icecream.
can you live with that? |
Yep
Will it matter if his banana is broken? |
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yes, you can spilt me, as in take turns being icecream sitting on my banana
can you live with that? |
dammit
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yes, but only if i go first.
ready? |
Yep
Go? |
yes
like? |
yes!
more? |
Yes.
Ever make a stranger cry? |
No.
Do you carry cloth hankerchiefs? ____________________________________ Quote:
I know...I know. ...I was at work at did the Homer "duh' thing.:smack: :P |
no
do you carry handi wipes? |
no
do you carry large hunting knives? |
Yes
Are you scared? |
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