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monster 11-25-2009 10:04 PM

m8 -if i may be so familiar- will i get a decent crop of peas next year?

smoothmoniker 11-26-2009 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 612357)
m8 -if i may be so familiar- will i get a decent crop of peas next year?


How the f*** should I know? What the hell am I, a damn farmer? Back off, man.

Nirvana 11-26-2009 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 612630)
How the f*** should I know? What the hell am I, a damn farmer? Peas off, man.


Fixed it for ya! ;)

Sundae 11-26-2009 01:10 PM

Magic 8 Ball:
Get offa my laaaaaand!

SteveDallas 11-26-2009 02:02 PM

You're obviously an 8-ball.

But, magic? How do we know it's really magic, and not science or sleight of hand or something?

SamIam 11-26-2009 02:41 PM

You must believe in the Magic 8-Ball. Please send your check for $100.00 or more to Magic 8-Ball, POB 1, Snakesnavel, Arkansas and your every wish will be granted.

xoxoxoBruce 11-26-2009 05:53 PM

I made out the check, but Google tells me that Arkansas has no Snakesnavel, however, it does have a Snake Navel. Is that the same place?

smoothmoniker 11-28-2009 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 612662)
You're obviously an 8-ball.

But, magic? How do we know it's really magic, and not science or sleight of hand or something?

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. For the sake of the ignorant, I have decided to use a term that your kind can intuitively grasp, rather than burden you with the complexities of my inner working.

Cicero 11-29-2009 12:54 AM

Magic 8 ball....Is it all for not?

smoothmoniker 11-29-2009 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 613348)
Magic 8 ball....Is it all for not?

Nope. It's all for naught.

classicman 11-29-2009 10:06 AM

haggis

DanaC 11-29-2009 11:16 AM

I'd like an 8-ball...

TheMercenary 11-29-2009 12:02 PM

Isn't that something you shoot up?

SamIam 11-29-2009 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 612771)
I made out the check, but Google tells me that Arkansas has no Snakesnavel, however, it does have a Snake Navel. Is that the same place?

:lol2: For reals? I thought that I just made the name up. Yes, please send your check to Snake Navel. With a name like that, I'm sure they need all the help they can get.

SamIam 11-29-2009 04:20 PM

Oh, OK, Bruce. I just googled "snake navel" and I see that you were joshing me. Next someone will tell me the Easter bunny is real, and I'll believe them. :p


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