in the pool too.

(one time, from the diving board)

[sistah]oh no you diiii-intt [sistah]

i just don;t get it. how is that sexy?

Perpetrators, I would imagine, would relish the submissive element. Or its hidden cleaning properties. Has anyone drank their own pee? Is there actually anything wrong with it? I personally think it comes out for a reason but I have a friend who insists on drinking it claiming it tastes 'just like water'.

thanks for sharing.

I think I'll go gargle, now.:vomit:

We actually had a discussion about pee at work (this is not unusual as a work discussion, as two of my coworkers had just assisted in a takedown on the unit in which they had to avoid a river of pee left in the hallway by the NEXT patient they had to takedown, and therefore had to be VERY careful about not slipping in said river and landing ass down in it.)

Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleanest released fluids.

It's still nasty to end up sitting in, particularly if it isn't yours.

Someone sent me this, and I thought it was appropriate:

The Top 10 Reasons That Its Better To Pee In The Shower Than
In The Toilet

10) In the shower, you can't kill the Tidy Bowl man.

9) Turns getting rid of shower mold into a fun-filled game.

8) It allows nothing and I mean NOTHING to interrupt you
during the catchy singing of MMMBOP.

7) Allows you to practice your speech on Trickle Down
Economics without interruption.

6) Helps you avoid telling co-workers the embarrasing story
of how you broke your leg getting out of the shower tub
to do #1.

5) For all the married people out there, getting out of the
shower to go might just ruin the mood.

4) For all the single people out there, getting out of the
shower might just ruin the solo mood.

3) You don't need toilet paper..just your roommate's towel.

2) If George on "Seinfeld" did it, then its good enough for
me.

1) Helps you avoid that painful sprain associated with over-
flushing.

Re: Re: exactly!
 

If I weren't already married, I'd say I think I love you. But since I am...do you give classes?;)


Sidhe

Damn! I actually laughed out loud at that one! Thanks!

Sidhe

That would be Twinkie Bad....

I'm surprised TS hasn't brought this up yet, but there's a guy he was listening to on the radio, or maybe he works at the Kumbaya wacko company down the street....anyway, he advocates drinking one's own piss...he calls it urine therapy.


Ya know, I figure if my body's getting rid of it, there's a reason. Drinking urine is friggin' disGUSTing.


This thread is turning out funnier than I thought it was going to be...I just started reading through the posts....I needed these laughs...thanks :D


Sidhe

Biologically speaking, urine is one of the cleaner fluids out there.

That being said, I still double glove when I have to carry cups of urine around.

Oh, and important desert survival tip: don't DRINK your urine because the salts can further dehydrate you, but it is recommended to gargle with your own urine as well as using it to moisten various dry bits.

I hope you people are happy. After a long time off I decided over the long weekend to start trying to exercise again. So after I was done working out at the YMCA I went to the showers and... could think of nothing except this thread.

Thanks a bunch.

thanks for reminding us as well, misery loves company eh?