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TheMercenary 01-13-2011 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 705157)
Seems as if he's been touched by the noodly appendage.

:lol:

Gravdigr 01-13-2011 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 705300)
It's almost 40 feet long ?

That's about $14 per footfootfoot

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 705428)
It's $55 per foot.

Or $710 per pound.

:D

footfootfoot 01-13-2011 03:59 PM

It's still a cable. Some wires and some plastic. Is that some kind of misprint? It certainly is WTF.

Happy Monkey 01-13-2011 04:08 PM

There is a group of people called audiophiles who will insist that whatever BS is on that cable's packaging will make a difference. There is also a group of manufacturers who take advantage of this fact. Monster is one, though I expect most of their sales come from retail stores refusing to stock anything cheaper, rather than people who buy into Monster's hype.

This cable isn't even the worst.

footfootfoot 01-13-2011 04:20 PM

James Randi is awesome.

John 01-15-2011 03:09 PM

http://lordofweasels.net/files/0034kdys.gif

John 01-15-2011 03:10 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/fa0df79c.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/c19a8a0d.gif

TheMercenary 01-15-2011 07:51 PM

Dachshund dogs are crap pets, never buy one. Eva.

footfootfoot 01-15-2011 08:44 PM

And I hear they are shitty bobsledders too.

monster 01-15-2011 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 705901)
And I hear they are shitty bobsledders too.

Bob Sledder is disabled and needs a colostomy bag. I find it in bad taste to call him shitty, even if he does look like a Dachshund.

Undertoad 01-15-2011 11:35 PM

yt version of dog steals sled


footfootfoot 01-16-2011 12:07 AM

That dog has got good sled stealing skilz. He's no Tyson, but he's pretty good.

TheMercenary 01-16-2011 09:48 AM

Major win for the dog. Cute.

Gravdigr 01-17-2011 03:08 PM

Goddamn a page full of fucking animated gifs! They slow my load. Entertaining as they may be.

Gravdigr 01-17-2011 03:13 PM

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Pete Zicato 01-17-2011 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 706131)
Goddamn a page full of fucking animated gifs! They slow my load. Entertaining as they may be.

Time to trade in that 14.4 modem. :D

TheMercenary 01-17-2011 05:22 PM

Just make sure the Potatoes are cheaper than the carrots, otherwise complain. :D

Gravdigr 01-19-2011 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 706155)
Time to trade in that 14.4 modem. :D

C'mon now, give me some credit.

It's the cheapest thing they got, but, I do have DSL.

All my phones got buttons too. No dials.

Which brings this up: Since practically every dial-type phone is dead and gone, why are we still dialing phone numbers?:right:

Nirvana 01-19-2011 10:09 PM

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I mean really WTF is this?

Gravdigr 01-20-2011 02:15 AM

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Here's a shitty picture of the Camaro SS Jimmy Johnson gave to Kid Rock for Kid's 40th birthday. I gather they presented it in the middle of Ford Field. Giving away a Chevrolet at Ford Field?

Niiiice.

Gravdigr 01-20-2011 02:48 AM

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Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!

Gravdigr 01-20-2011 04:30 AM

Wedding Ring Coffin
 
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From $34.95, here.

footfootfoot 01-20-2011 06:19 AM

That's funny. Two of my divorced friends told me how they had these deeply personal ceremonies where they wrote out a bunch of crap on a piece of paper then burned them and threw the ashes and their rings into the river, one set his ring adrift on the river in a little paper boat made out of his marriage certificate. I was all WTF? I would have just sold my ring when gold was high.

I asked them, "So, where about in the river did you throw your ring?"

Spexxvet 01-22-2011 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 706889)
Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!

She's a witch!

John 01-26-2011 09:59 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/fa654999.jpg

John 01-26-2011 10:00 AM

Original Picture:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/61967986.jpg

My favourite response:

http://i.imgur.com/MINRv.jpg

John 01-26-2011 10:03 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/5996ed8a.jpg

Tulip 01-26-2011 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 706889)
Momdigr was doing a little sewing the other afternoon, and I walked by and happen to see this (first pic). She has little magnetic bowl she keeps a bunch of pins in, and one was standing straight up on end. I said "That's amazing!" She said "Meh, happens all the time." I said "Orly?" And she replied by picking up several pins and dropping them fairly haphazardly back into the bowl. And damn if one didn't stay up on a slant (second pic)!

Men...:lol: Me wants a magnetic bowl now. :D

Sheldonrs 01-26-2011 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Tulip (Post 708159)
Men...:lol: Me wants a magnetic bowl now. :D

Well they ARE attractive. :-)

Happy Monkey 01-26-2011 01:56 PM

But they are also repulsive (to one end of a pin that has been magnetized).

Lamplighter 01-26-2011 02:40 PM

The Chinese discovered the Yin and Yang of the world long ago,
maybe this just this same way !

Gravdigr 01-26-2011 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 708237)
But they are also repulsive (to one end of a pin that has been magnetized).

Thank you for that, Hap. I've been so amazed that I hadn't thought of the why yet, but, that almost has to be the why.

:thumb:

Gravdigr 01-27-2011 02:58 AM

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You remember the woman that fell into the mall fountain while texting?

Yeah, that might not be the worst of her problems...Yaaaah, baby!!

Gravdigr 01-27-2011 03:07 AM

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$25 a week?! Sign me up. That's only 1100 miles or so, as the Google Earth flies.

I can't vouch for the historical accuracy here...

Undertoad 01-27-2011 12:14 PM

http://cellar.org/2011/misc22.jpg

Gravdigr 01-27-2011 04:23 PM

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Hah! Never surrender!!!


ETA: Reminds me of this:

wolf 01-28-2011 12:41 AM

But, but, but ... if the Frogs are the French, then that doesn't make any sense.

does that google French Military Victories still work?

Gravdigr 01-28-2011 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 708649)
...does that google French Military Victories still work?

Kinda.

GunMaster357 01-28-2011 06:19 AM

This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past.

They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD.

It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge.

Gravdigr 01-28-2011 06:28 AM

No offense intended, just going for the cheap laugh...

Undertoad 01-28-2011 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 708664)
We were asking for more evidence of WMD.

You mean continued guaranteed oil contracts for Elf/Total S.A.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil-for-Food_Programme

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Until 2001, the money for the Oil-for-Food Programme transited through the BNP Paribas bank, whose main private share-holder is Iraqi-born Nadhmi Auchi, a man estimated to be worth about $1 billion according to Forbes, and ranks 13th in Britain according to The Guardian. Auchi received a 15-month suspended sentence for his involvement in the Elf scandal, which has been qualified by the British newspaper as "the biggest fraud inquiry in Europe since the Second World War. Elf became a private bank for its executives who spent £200 million on political favours, mistresses, jewellery, fine art, villas and apartments". Elf, an oil company, merged with TotalFina to become Total S.A. in 2003.

wolf 01-28-2011 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by GunMaster357 (Post 708664)
This 'funny' page and all things going with that old grudge like 'freedom fries' instead of 'French fries' are a thing of the past.

They came from the fact that my country wasn't willing to make war on Irak along with the USA. We were asking for more evidence of WMD.

It seems that someone was lying all along. So there is no reason to still hold this grudge.

You know we're boors, we know you're cheese eating surrender monkeys.

It evens out.

Gravdigr 01-28-2011 04:42 PM

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They do make a fine rolling paper...

Gravdigr 01-29-2011 04:41 AM

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John 01-29-2011 07:34 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/cef3a34d.jpg

Oh, yes, the French: the 400kg gorillas of Europe for a millennium, the military that WON the "American" revolution for them, and yet all anyone in the USA cares about is that "they lost one battle in one war where nobody on the planet could have possibly done better".

By which, of course, I mean, "a half-century later, the US refused to listen to the lessons that France learned in Algeria, and instead insisted on doing stupid shit over the advice of their longest-standing-by-far allies, who knew better"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/415b67e1.jpg

Next?

Gravdigr 01-30-2011 01:09 AM

That's some fucked up gym equipment right there.

footfootfoot 01-30-2011 07:28 AM

John, can you pare that down to a catchy sound bite? Otherwise, our dumbed-down, unable to think critically population won't be
a) able to remember it
b) able to understand it
c) able to make the connection to real life
d) all of the above

Gravdigr 01-30-2011 03:13 PM

Who is Al Geria?

footfootfoot 01-30-2011 05:27 PM

He's one of the Als:
Al Nino
Al Qauida
Al Jazeera
Al Geria

John 01-30-2011 07:39 PM

How about "The French have been your best friends, FOREVER. Even when you treated them most unrighteously." Clearer?

As for WTF:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5/72e6f8fe.gif

Hugh Jackman at the manicurist.

wolf 01-30-2011 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 708965)
How about "The French have been your best friends, FOREVER. Even when you treated them most unrighteously." Clearer?

They gave us mimes and love Jerry Lewis.

Crimson Ghost 01-30-2011 10:19 PM

It is wrong to be French.

Gravdigr 01-31-2011 12:45 AM

I do occasionally enjoy a good French laugh...


Gravdigr 02-01-2011 04:35 PM

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The pics aren't related (I hope).

I'll take the brunette, the one in pink...

Gravdigr 02-02-2011 05:06 AM

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Yeah, see, this is called a two-fer:

kerosene 02-02-2011 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 709218)
The pics aren't related (I hope).

I'll take the brunette, the one in pink...

She's so fine there's no telling where the money went...

footfootfoot 02-02-2011 12:54 PM

She used to look good to me, but now I find her ...

Simply irresistible

John 02-02-2011 07:05 PM

A two-fer?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6/8a3ec7b3.jpg

Gravdigr 02-03-2011 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by kerosene (Post 709339)
She's so fine there's no telling where the money went...

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 709346)
She used to look good to me, but now I find her ...

Simply irresistible

Might as well face it, what your dick did to love...

TheMercenary 02-03-2011 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 708857)
Oh, yes, the French: the 400kg gorillas of Europe for a millennium, the military that WON the "American" revolution for them, and yet all anyone in the USA cares about is that "they lost one battle in one war where nobody on the planet could have possibly done better".

That is pretty funny. Where did you learn that?


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