The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

That looks like the result of someone turning the tables on a 419 scammer, leading them to believe that they'll get the account numbers if they send back goofy pictures.

wolf	11-02-2010 08:02 PM

That would appear to be the voodoo ritual of the raising of the bread.

xoxoxoBruce

11-02-2010 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 692300)

That looks like the result of someone turning the tables on a 419 scammer, leading them to believe that they'll get the account numbers if they send back goofy pictures.

Exactly.

impress

11-03-2010 07:16 AM

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impress

11-03-2010 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 692291)

W. T. F is going on in the second pic?

That is one of the most WTFish pics I've ever seen. Well done, sir. Odd way of making cucumber finger sandwiches for High Tea.

Trilby

11-03-2010 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf (Post 692391)

That would appear to be the voodoo ritual of the raising of the bread.

HA! good one wolf!

monster

11-03-2010 08:31 AM

audibly chuckled at the calendar one.

John	11-03-2010 12:19 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5/2d7a3920.gif

I've missed you guys.

John	11-03-2010 01:47 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5/dd6132b4.jpg

Does whatever a spider-can?

BigV	11-03-2010 01:47 PM

Welcome back John.

It's been too sane without you.

John	11-03-2010 01:58 PM

Work's been busy. I got distracted for, like, six months.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5/860c11f8.jpg

Gravdigr

11-03-2010 04:58 PM

He sank my battlesheep, si.

Flint

11-03-2010 09:08 PM

John!!! You da man, man! Senor Gif is great, huh?

bbro	11-04-2010 08:22 AM

I love the Sheep one!!

Gravdigr

11-07-2010 01:38 PM

Most Awesomest Toy. Evah.

Watch this and tell me you don't want one.

I put it here, cuz, I was lazy and couldn't find a better thread.

Lamplighter

11-07-2010 02:32 PM

If you love something, set it free.
If it comes back to you, it's yours.
If it doesn't, it never was.

Amazing that the pilot could even keep it in sight...

footfootfoot

11-07-2010 02:38 PM

cool as hell, fire extinguisher noted, but I'd put the 4 grand a number of other places first.

Griff

11-07-2010 02:39 PM

evah

Gravdigr

11-07-2010 02:41 PM

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How to differentiate between the different types of Labs:

xoxoxoBruce

11-07-2010 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 693169)

Amazing that the pilot could even keep it in sight...

Yeah, the damn thing is so fast I'd be franticly trying to keep it in sight, and keep it from flying out of control range. Much too busy to actually have fun with it, I think.

Griff

11-07-2010 06:34 PM

Would it have some kind of an auto-return since it would blow out of range so fast? A stunt plane would probably be more fun but how cool is speed?

Gravdigr

11-09-2010 02:00 PM

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Those girls look a little young to be Pink Floyd fans, but, God bless them.

Gravdigr

11-09-2010 02:17 PM

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A six million year old punk?

TheMercenary

11-09-2010 07:12 PM

Grav, that is the bomb diggity aeroplane! Now if it could just kill off some Terrs... :thumb:

Gravdigr

11-10-2010 12:31 AM

I love showing ppl that video, and watching their face when it takes off like a raped ape.

Gravdigr

11-10-2010 01:00 AM

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Saw this while I was Wootin'.

skysidhe

11-10-2010 10:37 AM

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A Liger. wtf!

Happy Monkey

11-10-2010 10:49 AM

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l8m2gq8U6Z1qctkcl.jpg
baby octopus thing.

John	11-10-2010 02:14 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5/a87835f3.jpg

John	11-10-2010 02:15 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5/7ee6030c.jpg

Undertoad

11-10-2010 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 693642)

The real version of that:

http://cellar.org/2010/brenb_manga.jpg

It's a still from Miyazaki's My Neighbor Totoro. And that is all I know about that. I saw part of the film in the original Japanese, then bought the English dubbed DVD version, and failed to watch it before it has now disappeared.

footfootfoot

11-10-2010 06:42 PM

We've got a copy, the kids love it. I like the Hunter Thompson meets Totoro. Great.
I'll see if my buddy who has superior DVD dubbing capabilities can dub it for me for you.

Undertoad

11-10-2010 08:26 PM

Oh no no no, if we're gonna go that far, I'll just go get the torrent. I have already paid for it legitimately... so why not?

(searches) Why yes. Now here is why one p!rates.

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Originally Posted by guy who set up the original pirate copy

This is another masterpiece from Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli, and is reasonably widely available as a torrent. So why bother? Well - many of the Ghibli torrents floating around are Japanese with subtitles, which is what the purists want to watch. There is a school of thought which regards the English dubs as inferior.

Now, I'm not here to argue the point - I prefer the subtitled Japanese versions myself, although the English dubs are extremely well-acted and written. But it's a bit harsh to expect a small child to read subs! And I'm absolutely positive that Miyazaki didn't create this film strictly for those old enough to read subtitles.....

I made this Xvid encode to have both English and Japanese audio-tracks, as well as English subs. So if you prefer, you can watch the original+subs; but if you're watching with children, you can switch to the English dub.

Not available in this format in any commercial product. Could they offer it. Of course they could. But they did not and so they lose harder.

footfootfoot

11-10-2010 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 693710)

Oh no no no, if we're gonna go that far, I'll just go get the torrent. I have already paid for it legitimately... so why not?

(searches) Why yes. Now here is why one p!rates.

Not available in this format in any commercial product. Could they offer it. Of course they could. But they did not and so they lose harder.

I could use that torrent too. The dubbing is tough and there are a few leaps of plot that I couldn't make.

Undertoad

11-10-2010 10:17 PM

Well then cellar.org becomes a torrent tracker. Well here's the piratebay link.

http://thepiratebay.org/torrent/3668...ENG_JAP_ghibli

footfootfoot

11-10-2010 10:21 PM

I love piratebay.

xoxoxoBruce

11-11-2010 12:31 AM

Speaking of subtitles...

skysidhe

11-11-2010 10:04 AM

You've probably seen this one, but really, wtf...those silly goats

http://www.inpic.ru/pic/6035-b0b989cd.jpg

http://www.inpic.ru/pic/6036-c00ac0dc.jpg

jimhelm

11-11-2010 10:19 AM

I think that's more of a WHY the fuck?

Griff

11-11-2010 10:22 AM

minerals

skysidhe

11-11-2010 10:27 AM

AHH I see. Thanks griff.

Ok one wtf solved. A jillion to go.

Undertoad

11-11-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 693648)

Miyazaki's My Neighbor Totoro

Watched last night BTW. Delightful. I grinned several times. The backgrounds and colors were just astounding at times. Wiki says Totoro is as popular in Japan as Winnie the Pooh is in the US. Easy to understand... you have to want one.

footfootfoot

11-11-2010 01:43 PM

My kids are Totoro fiends, not so much with Winnie the pooh. They play at being Satsuke and her sister.
They also like Ponyo, a bit less, but it's growing on them, Plus, now that the inch is older he doesn't want to be Satsuke anymore

Flint

11-11-2010 01:55 PM

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I get my kids to eat stuff by telling them it's "Ponyo ham."

footfootfoot

11-11-2010 01:57 PM

Yep, just like at Sosuke's house. Yep, the same stuff. Exactly. You've had it beofre and you liked it, remember?

Flint

11-11-2010 01:58 PM

For some reason, my kids refuse to believe in the logical premise of "you've had this before and you liked it."

Every time they sit down at the table it's like Groundhog Day.

xoxoxoBruce

11-11-2010 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 693790)

You've probably seen this one, but really, wtf...those silly goats.

You can read about it here.

glatt

11-11-2010 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 693829)

For some reason, my kids refuse to believe in the logical premise of "you've had this before and you liked it."

Every time they sit down at the table it's like Groundhog Day.

this

footfootfoot

11-11-2010 03:07 PM

Ned?! Ned Ryerson?!

Gravdigr

11-11-2010 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John (Post 693642)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...5/a87835f3.jpg

Fear & Loathing In Wonderland? I'd watch that.

Undertoad

11-12-2010 11:24 AM

http://cellar.org/2010/fuckvegetables.jpg

jimhelm

11-12-2010 12:53 PM

that's hanging over the handicap ramp in the sex toy department

toranokaze

11-12-2010 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 693865)

Fear & Loathing In Wonderland? I'd watch that.

that is from my My Neighbor Totoro (Tonari no Totoro)

Gravdigr

11-15-2010 02:46 PM

Worst Toy Idea EVAH.

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WTF were these ppl thinking?:headshake

Gravdigr

11-15-2010 02:50 PM

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A friend sent me the Men of Mortuaries pic. Kinda creepy.

ETA: What does a standard brick weigh? How much weight are those guys toting around?

glatt

11-15-2010 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 694390)

ETA: What does a standard brick weigh? How much weight are those guys toting around?

Has to be foam.

xoxoxoBruce

11-15-2010 03:28 PM

Whyzat, they're getting a dollar a day, for crying out loud.

BigV	11-15-2010 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 694390)

A friend sent me the Men of Mortuaries pic. Kinda creepy.

ETA: What does a standard brick weigh? How much weight are those guys toting around?

six pounds

I count twenty five layers of bricks at approximately eight bricks per layer.

6 * 8 = 48
48 * 25 = 1200 pounds of bricks. Not foam. Photoshop.

xoxoxoBruce

11-15-2010 05:55 PM

26 layers of 4 bricks = 104 bricks x 4 pounds = 416 lbs

footfootfoot

11-15-2010 08:54 PM

They are walking around in a crowded stadium, wearing garlands. I bet it is some sort of festival and that those are foam bricks, not shopped. Probably even hollow inside.

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