Wasn't Imhotep born on April the 4th of September?

It's a trick question... Imhotep wasn't "born"

Terry Crews is fucking hysterical.

I would have gotten the second question right if I knew how much peaces per pound

Is it just me, or could these two girls be the same girl?

The bugger won't embed
have a look at this bet it hurt like hell


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB136BPHmaQ

ow ow ow

Is teh juiceh.

still can't believe it didn't break her frigging nose.

Saw that on Tosh.0.

A pair of my girlfriends is going for the screen test for The Amazing Race this week. They are hoping that a professional psychic (who runs a haunted house over halloween) and a retired naval officer will be sufficiently quirky to get on the show. If they make it, I'll be housesitting for the naval officer.

I sent them the video.

Painting cats? Be afraid, be very afraid.

To show how credulous some folks are, I have a friend who was adamantly convinced of the veracity of the book, despite being shown evidence to the contrary. Admittedly, it was a very dry joke, but tons of people fell for the very thick bibliography and footnotes and references (all fictitious) at the end of the book.

For some reason, she needed this book to be true so badly that she insisted there were many other people that she knew who had worked with people who had worked with painting cats...

Cats that paint? Now a dog I could believe. Mix a little shit with some paint, dump it in the grass, allow the dog to sniff it for creativity's sake and, before you know it... that dog will be creating masterpieces by rolling, rubbing and squirming on its back, head and side.

Dogs fucking rock!

The only thing I know about this, is that it rocks.

Yes indeed. The most amazing part, of course, is the dog. How they got it to stay at just the right angle is astounding.

Food.

Bacon.

But the chihuahua and the monkey are both a FAIL

Two great pics, Gravdigr !

:D

Street Fighter cosplay?

Haggis!

Wharrrgarblegloopgloubglub!

Ok what plastic surgeon said "oh yah sure I'll remove your ribs", why not get a face lift instead? :eyebrow:

That's not even pretty. :rolleyes: Don't even know what some ppl are thinking.

Those stainless steel-front appliances are really nice.

I'd like a set of that copper cookware. I guess she doesn't need it anyway.

I think thats Christine O'Donnell's mother...

Crazy Japanese inventions.

http://km-stressnet.blogspot.com/201...esas-most.html

I get the point of all of them except for the gravel-filled goggles and the cigarette magnifying glass. I don't necessarily think all the others are good ideas, but I at least get the point of them.

I don't get the goggles. I think the magnifying glass lights the cigarette - like burning ants.

That makes sense.

Maybe the goggle gravel is some sort of dessicant, to avoid fogging?

Maybe the goggles make you feel like you're at the beach.

I dunno - the addition of the aluminum foil collar pulls the whole look together. It kind'a does it for me.

That there's
http://www.cathiejung.com/

Wow. Honestly, it wasn't bothering me so much, people body-mod in all sorts of creepy ways... but now that I've read her website I feel like hurking. The whole thing is her husband's fetish, not hers.

That shit is Fucked. Up.

Amen. :rolleyes:

Ser. i. ous. ly.

Damn! She's 73 years old. By the time I reach 73, I plan on spending every day in stretchy pants, not anything binding and uncomfortable.

Pfft. Kids today. They've got no ambition. ;)

.

"Hold my beer; watch this."

Hold your tongue, and say "What an apple!"

Followed by "Fork Soup" and "Knife Meat".

If "nose candy" is something you snort, then "spoon candy" must be...

http://i.imgur.com/Y2IlZ.jpg

Who knew?

Wino WTF. Want.

Maybe???;)

W. T. F is going on in the second pic?