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spudcon 10-09-2008 07:55 PM
Yes I do!

Scriveyn 10-10-2008 02:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 491756)
lol!!!:sweat:

And...you don't wanna know why I find that so funny. LOL!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 491848)
Yes I do!
... with pictures :D

Tulip 10-11-2008 02:16 AM
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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 491197)
Girl falls off bike.

This is funny. Listen to what she says in the end (it's a little hard to hear).
Thank you...thank you very much. My heart needed a hug jolt in the middle of the night. :greenface

hideouse 10-11-2008 03:55 AM
hunglikejesus,
up your ass with a red hot poker.
That hurt.

ZenGum 10-12-2008 03:41 AM
I just finished the world's hardest jigsaw puzzle.

It was completely blank.

But when you finish, you can turn it over and there's a picture of a garden on the back. That was nice.

ZG

TheMercenary 10-12-2008 04:14 AM
You one crazy Zen Master, you sure you not the Monkey King?

Treasenuak 10-13-2008 03:50 PM
LOL @ Zen... very nice

jester 10-13-2008 04:07 PM
Ralph and Mary were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning. Ralph suddenly said, "Mary, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Mary asked.

"I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other asshole using my stuff..."

"What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?"

Treasenuak 10-13-2008 04:36 PM
Two nuns, a Jew, and a Muslim walk into a bar...

classicman 10-13-2008 06:02 PM
...and find the Cellar brawl

xoxoxoBruce 10-13-2008 10:48 PM
Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it. They failed and it closed.
Now we are trusting the economy of our country, to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze? :rolleyes:

classicman 10-14-2008 10:14 AM
THAT ^^^^^^^ is not funny.

xoxoxoBruce 10-14-2008 11:50 AM
Sorry, couldn't find the irony thread. :haha:

dar512 10-14-2008 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 493504)
Sorry, couldn't find the irony thread. :haha:
It's here. Wait. What?

xoxoxoBruce 10-14-2008 02:23 PM
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E-MAIL:
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I MUST SHARE MY CONFIDENCE WITH YOU IN TRUST:

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AFTER LAST WEEK OF FINANCIAL NEWS, I NO LONGER HAVE THE HEART TO DO THIS.

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I CAN NO LONGER COMPETE WITH SUCH CLEVER AMERICANS WHO HAVE RIPPED OFF FELLOW COUNTRYMAN FOR TRILIONS OF USD.

PLEASE ACCEPT OUR SINSERE CONDOLENCES ON YOUR LOSS OF YOUR LIFE SAVINGS.

BEST REGARDS,

ALHAJI. IBRAHIM. H. DANKWAMBO
TREASURER GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION OF NIGERIAN REPUBLIC


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