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Flint 10-03-2006 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy
...that are notorius for carrying leprosy.

Right...we didn't know that, as kids!

mrnoodle 10-03-2006 11:51 AM

Armadillos would dig under the fence and tear up my grandma's yard, particularly after a rain or if we had watered. Because of flooding one year, there were scads of armadillos up in people's stuff and not out in the boonies like they should've been.

So me and my dog spent a day armadillo hunting. I've never seen a happier dog -- he had been trying to get after them for years and we wouldn't let him because he had a tendency to disappear into the woods.

Basically, he'd flush one out and start chasing until the dillo made its stand, usually in a pre-dug hole. By the time I caught up to them, the dillo would be mostly underground, but with the dog holding on to its tail to keep it from digging further.

Interesting note about armadillos: if you grab their tail, they puff up and dig their claws into the ground so you can't pull em out. You will pull off their tail before you dislodge them. So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger. Easy removal from that point.

As an added bonus, your dog is beside himself with joy from the consumation of all his armadillo fantasies.

dar512 10-03-2006 12:22 PM

Leprosy? I figured this had to be an old wives tail. But no, it's true.

limey 10-03-2006 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
.. . So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger...

Erm, 'scuse me for asking, but which hole?

mrnoodle 10-03-2006 02:13 PM

if you put it in one, you've automatically put it in the other as well :lol:

Spexxvet 10-03-2006 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
...So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger. ...

Whatzamatta? Can't take him mono-a-mono? What a girlie-man. You should have stripped down to your G-string and taken him on honorably.:nadkick:

mrnoodle 10-03-2006 03:09 PM

Isn't there a noodley appendage thread somewhere? Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.

While we wait, here's your WTF moment of the day.

mrnoodle 10-03-2006 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet
Whatzamatta? Can't take him mono-a-mono? What a girlie-man. You should have stripped down to your G-string and taken him on honorably.:nadkick:

This wasn't sport hunting, this was eradication. If I could've killed them from my easy chair, I would've.

Spexxvet 10-03-2006 03:14 PM

It's a cross between an ewok and a lollipop guild munchkin!

glatt 10-03-2006 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.

Getting 1000 replies is easy now.

zippyt 10-03-2006 07:30 PM

look at this bike ,
http://attu-pics.blogspot.com/2006/1...m-chopper.html

Elspode 10-04-2006 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by slang
You dont have to deny your desire to kill animals Ep. :D

If it's with a car, and not an E_V_I_L firearm, it's ok.

And as a bonus, you don't have to eat them if you hit it with a car.

wolf 10-04-2006 07:49 AM

But you can ... don't they have a Roadkill Dining Club near you?

mitheral 10-04-2006 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

What makes this picture is the cat giving the snake the once over.

Shawnee123 10-04-2006 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
Isn't there a noodley appendage thread somewhere? Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.

While we wait, here's your WTF moment of the day.

WTF, indeed! :lol:


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