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Pete Zicato 06-04-2010 03:28 PM

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

TheDaVinciChode 06-04-2010 03:39 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 660585)
you say that like its a bad thing.

There were no negative connotations linked with my quoted phrase.

Any negative link, would've only been made within your own mind.

classicman 06-04-2010 03:48 PM

chill puppy - it was a joke. just like Pete's post.
I admit to forgetting the smilie on the end though.

HungLikeJesus 06-04-2010 09:27 PM

$11 a day to feed? Don't they have hobos in that part of town?

Gravdigr 06-05-2010 05:39 AM

It takes that much to lure 'em into the tank...recession and all.:neutral:

capnhowdy 06-05-2010 06:18 AM

Being a gay shark COULD be a bad thing. Oral sex would be quite uncomfortable.

Shawnee123 06-05-2010 11:07 AM

All land sharks are gay. I mean, delivering Candygrams? That is like the most flamo job EVAH.

Gravdigr 06-10-2010 07:28 AM

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Gravdigr 06-10-2010 07:31 AM

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This may have come from Teh Cellar, if so nevermind.

Pete Zicato 06-10-2010 10:38 AM

bounce, ow, bounce, ow, bounce, ow.

lookout123 06-10-2010 03:36 PM

I've seen that before so I believe it did come from the cellar. whether it was a dwellar original or not, i do not know.

Elspode 06-10-2010 06:54 PM

Um...I don't think that ambulance is going to do much good at this point.

HungLikeJesus 06-10-2010 07:24 PM

Geez, I hope that guy was wearing his seat belt.

spudcon 06-10-2010 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 662250)
Geez, I hope that guy was wearing his seat belt.

Good point.

squirell nutkin 06-10-2010 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 662250)
Geez, I hope that guy was wearing his seat belt.

If he wasn't the insurance company probably won't have to pay any claims.

Crimson Ghost 06-11-2010 01:41 AM

It's always nice to see the new compact cars.

Gravdigr 06-11-2010 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 662303)
It's always nice to see the new compacted cars.

Fixed it.

Bullitt 06-11-2010 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 662245)
Um...I don't think that ambulance is going to do much good at this point.

Nope. Which is why we also carry garbage bags.

Crimson Ghost 06-12-2010 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 662310)
Fixed it.

Thank you.

Did the driver jump out and yell "HELLO! I'M JOHNNY KNOXVILLE! WELCOME TO JACKASS!"?

busterb 06-13-2010 08:23 PM

That photos was made at what was once the Westbank express way in Harvey, La..
Since they built the upper lanes I have no clue what they call it. Maybe business US 90

monster 06-15-2010 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 662303)
It's always nice to see the new compact cars.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 662310)
Fixed it.

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 662524)
Thank you.

:lol:

grav, you maybe ought to stop doing quite so much of whatever it is you're currently doing....

Gravdigr 06-16-2010 01:42 AM

Whatever it is I'm doing, I ain't stopping.

impress 06-17-2010 07:46 AM

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Gravdigr 06-17-2010 11:08 AM

She gives big head.

Pete Zicato 06-17-2010 02:48 PM

http://holypants.com/images/5.jpg

Gravdigr 06-17-2010 04:06 PM

Well that just rocks.

Gravdigr 06-17-2010 04:10 PM

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Star Trike. See what he did there?

Sheldonrs 06-17-2010 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 663781)

It's not nice to make fun of someone with a hair lip!

wolf 06-17-2010 07:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 663970)
It's not nice to make fun of someone with a hair lip!

Wooden-eye! Wooden-eye!!

Gravdigr 06-18-2010 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 663970)
It's not nice to make fun of someone with a hair lip!

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 663977)
Wooden-eye! Wooden-eye!!

:lol2:

Gravdigr 06-18-2010 01:28 PM

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Someone sent momdigr a pps and this was one of the pics.

Aside from the gross overload (2 mules will never move that skid/sled), look at the ends of the logs. Waaaaaay smooth for 1893. I'm not saying anything, (coughshoppedcough) I'm just saying...

glatt 06-18-2010 01:43 PM

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Actually, two man crosscut saws were so tall, they tracked a very straight cut through the log. I'm not saying that image is real or not. It's either posed (at considerable effort) for some sort of bragging rights or postcard or something, or else it is shopped. But the clean cutoffs aren't an indication one way or another.

squirell nutkin 06-18-2010 02:09 PM

Yeah, Ive seen modern lumberjacks with a tuned up crosscut saw beat chainsaws in contests many times. They aren't the rusty things hanging on the wall of the funky restaurant, the fuckers are razor sharp and mirror smooth.

Pete Zicato 06-18-2010 04:54 PM

http://i.imgur.com/nvbdt.jpg

TheMercenary 06-18-2010 04:59 PM

I found this site looking at a recent article about the Coast Guard salvaging oil from a cruise ship that sunk in Alaska in the 50's.

http://travel.usatoday.com/cruises/p...e-ship/97191/1

Pretty cool pics here:

http://vilda.alaska.edu/cdm4/results...28Steamboat%29

TheMercenary 06-21-2010 05:02 AM

Freaks:

http://redirectingat.com/?id=673X542...iate-t416.html

classicman 06-25-2010 02:57 PM

‘Don’t Taze My Granny!’

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Lonnie Tinsley of El Reno, Oklahoma made a nearly fatal mistake last December 22 when he went to check on his grandma, Lona Vernon.

Concerned that Lona hadn’t taken her medications, Lonnie called 911 in the expectation that an emergency medical technician would be dispatched to the apartment to evaluate the bedridden 86-year-old woman.

Instead, that call for help was answered by nearly a dozen armed tax-feeders employed by the El Reno Police Department.

Understandably alarmed — and probably more than a little disgusted — by the presence of uninvited armed strangers in her home, Lona ordered them to leave. This directive, issued by a fragile female octogenarian confined to a hospital-style bed and tethered to an oxygen tank, was interpreted as “aggressive” behavior by Officer Thomas Duran, who ordered one of his associates : “Taser her!”

“Don’t taze my granny!” exclaimed Tinsley. According to a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court, Tinsley’s “obstructive” behavior prompted the police to threaten him with their tasers. He was then was assaulted, removed from the room, thrown to the floor, handcuffed, and detained in a police car. At this point, the heroes in blue turned their attention to Lona.

The tactical situation was daunting; at this point, the police had only a 10-1 advantage over a subject who — according to Duran’s official report — had taken an “aggressive posture” in her hospital bed. The sacred imperative of “officer safety” dictated that the subject be thoroughly softened up in order to minimize resistance.

Accordingly, one of the officers approached Lona and “stepped on her oxygen hose until she began to suffer oxygen deprivation,” narrates the complaint, based on Lona’s account. One of the officers then shot her with a taser, but the connection wasn’t solid. A second fired his taser, “striking her to the left of the midline of her upper chest, and applied high voltage, causing burns to her chest, extreme pain,” and unconsciousness. Lona was then handcuffed with sufficient ruthlessness to tear the soft flesh of her forearms, causing her to bleed.

After her wounds were treated at a local hospital, Lona was confined for six days in the psychiatric ward at the insistence of her deranged assailants from the El Reno Police Department.

It has long been established that the worst thing to do in an emergency is to call the police. In this case, Lonnie Tinsley didn’t call the police, yet they barged in anyway and quite nearly “helped” his grandma to death.
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Gravdigr 06-28-2010 05:34 PM

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Happy Monkey 06-28-2010 09:36 PM

hurk :greenface

Gravdigr 06-29-2010 02:46 PM

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From Astronomy Picture Of The Day:

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Is beauty in the eye of this beholder? Earlier this month, over Réunion Island in the Indian Ocean, a playful photographer with an eye for the sky took eight images and composed the [below] intriguing picture. The full fisheye frame shows everything above the horizon, including a lamp-illuminated landscape around the edges, and the zenith of the sky directly overhead. The image, however, may be more than beautiful -- it may also be a scavenger hunt. Can you find the photographer's tent, the slope of a volcano (active Piton de la Fournaise), a picturesque shoreline, and the lights of the nearby town (Saint Philippe)? One remarkable feature of the above image is that its center contains the very center of our Milky Way Galaxy.

Happy Monkey 06-29-2010 02:54 PM

More fodder for the hollow earthers....

Awesome picture.

ZenGum 07-01-2010 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 667117)
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That, sir, is a packet of strawberry-chocolate dipped cheetos.

impress 07-01-2010 11:51 PM

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toranokaze 07-04-2010 12:09 AM

Hijabs+ cosplay = win

TheMercenary 07-04-2010 11:53 AM

Burka fashion show?

toranokaze 07-04-2010 04:51 PM

That is one fashion show that won't be held in France

Gravdigr 07-07-2010 08:21 AM

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Not WTF? at all, but, I couldn't find a thread this would fit with. So, it's here.

Was messing around on GoogleEarth, and came across the Star of India at the Maritime Museum in San Diego. I was surprised at the quality of the StreetView pics in San Diego.

(We need a "Neat Pictures Somebody Else Took" thread.)

Nirvana 07-07-2010 08:25 AM

We have that its called image of the day! :)

Glinda 07-09-2010 12:12 PM


Elspode 07-09-2010 06:19 PM

One of my favorite episodes of "Dirty Jobs" is where Mike works on the Star of India.

Shawnee123 07-09-2010 07:26 PM

I saw dat! Of all the things I toured at the Maritime Museum, the thing I chose from the gift shop was a print of The Star of India. It's hanging in my bathroom. :)

be-bop 07-10-2010 05:52 PM

More WTF than you can handle, some of these pictures are just so bizzare? http://blackandwtf.tumblr.com/

toranokaze 07-10-2010 09:33 PM

that is one of the few things I follow on tumblr

Gravdigr 07-12-2010 02:20 AM

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I was checking out 'Black & WTF'...I positively lurve this picture.

impress 07-15-2010 11:22 PM

Her reaction is priceless.


xoxoxoBruce 07-15-2010 11:35 PM

Today, mom be arrested. :haha:

Happy Monkey 07-16-2010 10:54 AM

I would hope so! He mimed her running over him in a car!

Gravdigr 07-16-2010 11:35 AM

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I don't know about you guys, but, I've been party to some pretty epic bouts of Monopoly (I say bouts, because, we all know Monopoly is a contact sport). I'm talking hours and hours here. In light of that, this doesn't really look like as much fun as it does at first glance. Definitely not a spectator sport.

classicman 07-16-2010 11:42 AM

Ohh, but the spectators look thrilled to be watching err then again on second glance most of them aren't paying attention

richlevy 07-18-2010 06:13 PM

http://cdn.1saleaday.com/gallery_large/103159_60_1.jpg

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The Luggage Locator helps you identify your luggage via a series of beeps and flashes. Its radio frequency signal works from up to 60 feet away and seeks out the receiver attached to your luggage. Using patented technology approved by the FCC, it’ll transform your baggage claim experience.

...if you consider being detained by Homeland Security a transformative experience.

Am I the only one who thinks that attaching a remotely controlled device to your luggage might attract unwanted attention, especially one that beeps and flashes?


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