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Undertoad 08-18-2005 05:08 PM

That recalls this:

http://cellar.org/2005/singles.jpg

superbaton 08-18-2005 07:04 PM

i reckon this was the inspiration for the logotype :lol:

BigV 08-20-2005 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
OUTSTANDING observation. :thumb:

even this little smiley looks like the logo...

Cyclefrance 08-20-2005 07:36 PM

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They were expecting something, perhaps....

This length of crash barrier can be found just south west of Calais near a village called Wierre Effroy. French roadside art, I think, or it could be a case of finding something to do with the leftover length they had, or perhaps that's just the way they drive there and the barrier is positioned accordingly!

jallen 08-25-2005 06:15 PM

UGH

I been obsessed with this thread ever since I discovered it yesterday. Went from page 1 allllll the way to page 65.

My mouse hand's cramping ARRRGGGHHH!!!

Thanks for the great thoughts and laughs.. Some of the replies are even funnier than the pictures...

Thumbs up.

Kagen4o4 08-25-2005 07:19 PM

hello friend. how may i pervert you?

Queen of the Ryche 08-25-2005 07:21 PM

jello jallen!

Hobbs 08-25-2005 10:21 PM

That's how I got started Jallen. One day, minding my own then BAM! IotD! Steer clear Jallen! Run away and dont' look back! Don't get hooked. Once you're in, these guys will eat you up and spit you out. They'll argue with you, correct you, diagree with you, call you names, and expose all your weaknesses. *sniff* I love these guys.... *wiping tear from eye*

Kagen4o4 08-25-2005 11:28 PM

shut up hobbs what would you know? i disagree with your renagade ways. youre a weak chicken. jallen will be very happy here in our outstrected, blood soked waiting arms. bloody hell hobbs just because you have 100 more posts than me you think youre better?!
im sorry its just that this place makes me so emotional.

wolf 08-26-2005 12:55 AM

:headshake There must be something in the water ... uh ... bitstream.

Kagen4o4 08-26-2005 01:05 AM

i blame the schools

Hobbs 08-26-2005 09:34 AM

re: Kagen4o4

Hey, just because you're feeling inadiquate with your puny posts is no reason to lash out at me! I vill sqoush yoo like a buk. And I resent being called a chicken. I don't have to take that from you, I can go anywhere on this vast internet and be equally insulted....errr... I mean...that's slander. I'll sue, I'll sue! Bawk! *shakes chicken claw in the air*

Hobbs 08-26-2005 09:46 AM

Wow. That's not just a family tree, that's a forest.

Queen of the Ryche 08-26-2005 09:52 AM

and a tongue twister. how DO they come up with such names?

wolf 08-26-2005 10:48 AM

I liked the "entrepreneur" designation. That's what my Commie Liberal friend always called the young son of the nice African-American Couple that lived next door to him in the racially diverse neighborhood in which he had chosen to reside.

"James," I'd say, "The boy is not an entrepreneur. The boy is selling crack."

He would then chide me for use of the potentially misinterpretable term "boy."

The boy was 16 and was not yet a man. And the boy was selling crack.

Queen of the Ryche 08-26-2005 11:00 AM

and it looks like it runs in the family - in addition to his own herd, he is survived by eight brothers and five sisters, and various step-whatevers - I wonder how many others were survived by him.
And if he was a lifelong resident of N'Awlins, what was he doing on MLK Blvd?

superbaton 08-26-2005 11:28 AM

:eyebrow:

Queen of the Ryche 08-26-2005 11:29 AM

:lol2: What, is that ad like 200 years old?

Hobbs 08-26-2005 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
I liked the "entrepreneur" designation... "James," I'd say, "The boy is not an entrepreneur. The boy is selling crack."...

Really. How many "entrepreneurs" do you know that get gunned down in the street? :eyebrow:

Queen of the Ryche 08-26-2005 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Doesn't every big city have a MLK Blvd/Street/Way? :question:

Oh. And I thought L.A. was the only one with that dubious honor. Thanks for steering me straight. (So should I assume they all have Cesar Chavez Blvd too?)

capnhowdy 08-26-2005 12:41 PM

I always wanted to start a committee in my town (since they changed the name of Main St. to MLK Blvd.) to rename the next street over George Wallace Drive. Not that I'm a racist... I just feel strongly about equality. If you did , though, you can bet your ass ALL HELL WOULD BREAK LOOSE. Imagine that.

Queen of the Ryche 08-26-2005 12:59 PM

We didn't celebrate "White History Month" in college either.

Happy Monkey 08-26-2005 01:08 PM

Wallace felt strongly about equality, too. He was against it.

jallen 08-26-2005 02:12 PM

http://timsmith.org/images/newhire2.jpg

Thanks, I'm happy to be here. Looks like I will fit in just fine. :D

Queen of the Ryche 08-26-2005 02:14 PM

Whoa! Is that you Jallen?

Elspode 08-26-2005 02:58 PM

If that guy *does* do a trick, what do you want to bet it involves genitals and piercing implements?

Queen of the Ryche 08-26-2005 03:01 PM

and fire.

capnhowdy 08-26-2005 03:05 PM

and loud music

and skateboards

capnhowdy 08-26-2005 03:07 PM

does he have the redeye, or is he an albino?

jallen 08-26-2005 06:35 PM

hahahaha

Albino I think...

Actually this is me.
http://timsmith.org/images/newhire.jpg

Maybe. ;)

capnhowdy 08-26-2005 09:35 PM

yeah, right

capnhowdy 08-29-2005 09:30 PM

actually the hippo just threw the stick at the guy. The guy is in the process of grabbing his ankles and kissing his ass goodbye. The two people in the background are just gonna watch.

Bullitt 08-29-2005 11:45 PM

ok i got a couple..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...itt/793644.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...itt/793719.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...hammertime.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...owcouldyou.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...itt/793596.jpg

LabRat 08-30-2005 10:08 AM

I always look forward to Halloween, when I can see what people do with their pumpkins. Especially since I am about as creative as a stump.

zippyt 09-01-2005 09:10 PM

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Perhaps Mr. Phelps had something to do with this ??!!??

Kagen4o4 09-01-2005 10:56 PM

why the hell is she carrying a flag in support of gays then?

wolf 09-01-2005 11:55 PM

emphasis?

Griff 09-02-2005 06:19 AM

I believe the WWII reference means she is actually supporting gays. She forgot her [sarcasm] tags.

Hobbs 09-02-2005 09:39 AM

You see, it's things like this that give hetrosexuals a bad name. We always have to gay things up!

wolf 09-02-2005 10:29 AM

She doesn't look real straight herself. Or he doesn't. Or something.

Kagen4o4 09-03-2005 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff
I believe the WWII reference means she is actually supporting gays. She forgot her [sarcasm] tags.


oic now

Kagen4o4 09-03-2005 10:46 PM

strange how god uses one of davinci's designs

Griff 09-04-2005 06:56 AM

The spagetti monster is everywhere!

superbaton 09-10-2005 01:24 PM

:lol:

busterb 09-13-2005 08:10 PM

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Wow

limey 09-14-2005 09:48 AM

Driving licence
 
That's "not over 3,500 kg" folks.

zippyt 09-18-2005 11:17 PM

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Evaloution !!!!!

Kagen4o4 09-19-2005 03:36 AM

http://content.ytmnd.com//144000/144191/image.jpg
not related but
http://students.washington.edu/mtwal...o-princess.jpg

wolf 09-19-2005 10:17 AM

So, is that a screenshot from the upcoming GameCubeSuper?

York 09-19-2005 11:03 AM

http://x1.putfile.com/9/26011180161.jpg
Im sure this is my baby! He looks just like me!! :lol:

Kagen4o4 09-19-2005 08:29 PM

check out the size of marios feet.

capnhowdy 09-19-2005 09:16 PM

Mario?

superbaton 09-20-2005 01:13 AM

bull's eye

wolf 09-20-2005 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4
check out the size of marios feet.

No wonder Princess Toadstoll ran away with the Gorilla.

John 09-21-2005 12:23 PM

My shirt > your shirts.
 
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...king/shirt.jpg

Original image:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...monster7hv.jpg

plthijinx 09-21-2005 12:44 PM

leave my meatballs alone!

mrnoodle 09-22-2005 09:54 AM

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In my email this morning:
Quote:

Next time you go to Home Depot keep this in mind.
My Friend, I give you
THE DUMBEST GUY ON EARTH!

This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a
Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials
for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a
camera to take pictures.

The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.
A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side.
The driver was jogging up and down on Rt. 925.(in the background) Witnesses
said their physical/mental state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally
came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the
rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the
police stopped him and had the load removed.
The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made
the customer sign a waiver.
While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can t see is the
back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete
@ 80 lbs. each.
They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the
wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard.
The car, with Florida (naturally) plates, was headed for Clanton, Al. where
the couple presumably planned to build a new house

Dagney 09-24-2005 04:47 PM

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Wasn't sure where else to put this.

Found this in the backyard today - and we have NO idea what it may be. It looks a bit...well, alien to us - and has an extremely odd odor.

Any ideas? (We ended up releasing him back to the woods where we think he either came from or landed in *G*)

Kagen4o4 09-24-2005 05:33 PM

looks like a turd with eyes

Dagney 09-24-2005 05:46 PM

Yeah, I know, but it's not. I thought it looked like a pickle with a head - but the dang thing MOVES


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