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scarce as hen's teeth
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One for the festive season (if you know what I mean):
'Eyes like pissholes in the snow' |
fine as frogs hair
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(on a fine booty, while walking): like two hound dogs wrasslin in a sack
(on a less toned female form): looks like a bag of cats headed for the river |
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Useless as tits on a boar.
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As busy as a one-legged man at an ass-kicking contest.
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"slicker that owl shit"
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"Barking Spiders"
My hubby says that everytime he farts. Obviously I married him for his humour. |
LOL - my kids use that term! They got it from my brothers... also known for their humor!!
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Rusty on Rin Tin Tin
Sorry but Rusty was not played by Robert Blake, although Blake was one of the Little Rascals. Rusty was played by Lee Aaker.
http://www.tv.com/the-adventures-of-...9/summary.html -------------------- Quote:
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Welcome Srobi!
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Wierd sayings
"Nervous as a whore in church"
When you have to clean that up a little it becomes..... "Nervous as a lady of the evening in a house of worship" |
Fit as a butcher's dog.
Well, I'll go to the foot of our stairs (expression of surprise). |
more meat on a butchers pencil
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