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lumberjim 12-07-2014 10:30 PM

It is fun. I don't care what that fag flint says

glatt 12-09-2014 10:29 AM

Congrats to The Forktards. Ryan's good performance wasn't enough to make up for my shitty RBs.

It was a fun season. Thanks all!

lumberjim 12-09-2014 12:51 PM

It's time to stick a Fork in the forktards. The projection currently has us nearly tied. The matchup article says I will win by 11, but currently, they project a loss by 0.40 points.

good guys 237.1 to 237.5 bad guys.



The Shitmen Faces Off With Philly Forktards in Postseason Play

  • Updated: Tuesday December 09, 2014 7:41:20 AM EST

Riding a five-game winning streak, No. 2-seed The Shitmen meets No. 6-seed Philly Forktards in a playoff-bracket matchup this week. It's their second meeting of the season, after The Shitmen beat Philly Forktards, 200.70 to 186.30, in Week 9. Initial projections have this one as somewhat close, with The Shitmen favored to win by 11.20 points.
The Shitmen has the St. Louis Rams DEF (21.50 projected points) and Patrick Peterson (10.30 projected points) playing in the game Thursday night, while all of the starters for Philly Forktards will play later this week. Only one other matchup gets going on Thursday, The Grossly Incandescent vs. Carmen's Hot Wife - Redux.
Philly Forktards has a pronounced advantage at two positions: WR and K. Their biggest margin is at WR, where they're projected to beat The Shitmen 69.80 - 48.10.
CHECK BACK ON THURSDAY FOR A MATCHUP UPDATE

classicman 12-12-2014 09:51 PM

Imma kick your Dallas loving ass. I has secret weapons!

classicman 12-14-2014 03:13 PM

...and my secret weapons fizzled. My goose, it is cooked.
Congrats Jim.

lumberjim 12-15-2014 08:15 AM

wow. by 2.5 points.

nice game. I was watching A Rodgers stink it up...figured I'd lose.... and then Fitzpatrick broke his leg. And then the Cowboys won too!

niiiiice

lumberjim 12-15-2014 09:03 AM

I started to say that I finally made the finals... but when I checked... this is a rematch of our first season. Spencer's Flying Spaghetti Monsters beat me that year. That was before we switched to the 2 game final round format, so this year, I'll get to savor my loss a little longer.

Undertoad 12-15-2014 09:18 AM

Spencer may have more players that are taking it easy at the end of the season. QBs taking a week off and such. Dallas has a reason to play on.

That happened to me last year, or at least, that's my story.

classicman 12-18-2014 06:58 AM

LJ and I were both at the Eagles/Cowboys game - (separately) It was one of the most exciting games I've attended in a long time. Good game. I thought you totally had it won, then I realized it was the last TD to Dez (same exact play as the first... that clinched the win for you. If on the fucking Eagles had maybe covered him ... spilled milk and all that.


OK, I lost and I'm out, right? Why does it appear I have another game to play?

lumberjim 12-18-2014 08:55 AM

I think you play for 3rd place or 4th.

Ute and Glatt play for 5th/6th

remember: this next game takes 2 weeks to play in the meat space season

glatt 12-18-2014 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 916662)
Ute and Glatt play for 5th/6th

Oh, it's ON. Imma fight tooth and nail for that number 5 slot. Ute and his lame old quarterback are going DOWN.

Undertoad 12-18-2014 09:22 AM

Hey it's STILL ON. The TE I have drafted, dropped, added, dropped, added, and dropped again? Well he's ADDED.

classicman 12-18-2014 09:06 PM

So you mean I have to pay attention? Al my good players sucked or got hurt.
I got a bunch of shitbags now. Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!!!!

Undertoad 12-19-2014 08:59 AM

Quote:

Ute and his lame old quarterback
The player report on P Manning actually says that Manning "was spotted walking without a limp Thursday."

:thumbsup:

glatt 12-19-2014 09:29 AM

Think he'll need an IV during the game this week? :p:

I kid because I have him in another league and feel your pain.


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