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ZenGum

11-02-2012 09:33 PM

Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.

It's really just a watery Manhattan.

:bolt:

zippyt

11-02-2012 10:14 PM

:facepalm:

Trilby

11-03-2012 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 837132)

Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.

It's really just a watery Manhattan.

:bolt:

that right there is funneh.

Plus, I swiped it.

orthodoc

11-03-2012 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 837132)

Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.

It's really just a watery Manhattan.

:bolt:

:lol: I'm swiping this, too.

Griff

11-03-2012 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 837129)

Oh thanks Griff, now I'm so fucking angry I'll never get to sleep.:mad2:

Yeah, that is some evil shit, but we'll never get Romney's full financials so...

Big Sarge

11-03-2012 12:25 PM

Was Hurricane Sandy a message from God for liberals to mend their wicked ways??

Lamplighter

11-03-2012 12:29 PM

:D

Gee, why didn't I think of that when Katrina hit ?
I could have had a V8.

BigV	11-03-2012 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 837132)

Try one of the new "Hurricane Sandy" cocktails.

It's really just a watery Manhattan.

:bolt:

bwaaahahahahahahahaha!!!

and I fucking stole it too!

Big Sarge

11-03-2012 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 837209)

:D

Gee, why didn't I think of that when Katrina hit ?
I could have had a V8.

That's true. Katrina did most of its damage in Democtrat pockets such as Ward 9.

Truthfully, I was just spoofing the Islamic Clerics who are claiming Sandy was sent by Allah to punish America

tw	11-04-2012 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 837208)

Was Hurricane Sandy a message from God for liberals to mend their wicked ways??

Muslims tried to build a mosque in lower Manhattan. So god washed Manhattan clean. God promised Lower Manhattan to his people. (Is that why Manhattan has so many Jews?)

BigV	11-04-2012 03:03 PM

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so, *so* funny!

Big Sarge

11-04-2012 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by tw (Post 837343)

Muslims tried to build a mosque in lower Manhattan. So god washed Manhattan clean. God promised Lower Manhattan to his people. (Is that why Manhattan has so many Jews?)

That is our second "Promised Land". Now that it has been cleansed, we will begin building settlements

ZenGum

11-04-2012 04:47 PM

I should probably fess up to stealing that cocktail joke in the first place. :D

tw	11-04-2012 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Sarge (Post 837364)

That is our second "Promised Land". Now that it has been cleansed, we will begin building settlements

We may be too late. Rats have already occupied the Promise Land. So who are god's favorite creatures?

xoxoxoBruce

11-04-2012 04:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 837369)

I should probably fess up to stealing that cocktail joke in the first place. :D

Absolutely not, jokes are made to be told and retold. How often has anyone, other than a pro, ever told you a joke you though they made up? Not many, I'll bet.
No, if you hear a good joke, it's your moral obligation to pass it on to as many as possible. :thumb:

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