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Gravdigr 04-28-2015 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 926860)
Lamplighter, take your fucking estrogen and stick it up your ass. Then take your Ralf Nader amateur philosophy and get the fuck out of the way. You are a speed bump in the road of real people.

Damn. That sounds like something I'd post.:eek:

Gravdigr 04-28-2015 05:06 PM

Heh, kinda made myself laugh.

Gravdigr 05-16-2015 03:20 PM

What an uberdouche:

Florida man ran over a family of ducklings as a human family watched in horror

busterb 05-16-2015 06:52 PM

That would be me. I made cold slaw and went to add more salt. Well the little sprinkler top stayed in the damn top, so I got a bunch of salt in my slaw. Hello trash can.

xoxoxoBruce 05-16-2015 06:59 PM

Couldn't you wash it and start over with the washed cabbage?

busterb 05-16-2015 08:18 PM

Coulda, shoulda, woulda. but didn't. Had more in bag.

monster 05-16-2015 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 928651)

we had one of those here too :vomitblu:

http://www.annarbor.com/news/crime/m...ing-an-animal/

busterb 05-16-2015 09:18 PM

WTF is wrong with people. Of course the poor boy was driving a Hummer.

monster 05-16-2015 09:50 PM

I'm pretty sure he got a little more than a slap on the wrist, but not much. His lawyer argued he had no idea the ducklings were there :rolleyes:

Sundae 05-17-2015 10:49 AM

A woman yesterday was blethering on about all the places she'd visited, including Blenheim Palace. Which she called Blenn-hime.

Now I have nothing against people not getting place names right on reading them. English-English is generally tricky, thanks to its mongrel history, and never more so than in place names. But she said she had been there. At what point did she not pick up on the fact that it's pronounced Blennim?

So she was either a lying idiot, or an idiot who doesn't bother listening to anything but her own yap.
Having suffered enough of it, I vote both.

Gravdigr 05-17-2015 11:24 AM

Regular old spelling/pronunciation rules would have had me, along with the vast majority of the non-British world, pronouncing it blen-hime. That's what it looks like, and as you say, if I haven't been there, how am I to know people have been eliding it into blennum for a thousand years...

But, then, you have George Carlin talking about the way things are spelled vs. the way a group/person wishes them to be pronounced:

Quote:

You can spell your name S-M-I-T-H, and pronounce it Jonofski if you want to.

What's your last name?

Jonofski.

Spell it.

S-M-I-T-H.

What?

Nevermind. They're all silent.
:D

DanaC 05-17-2015 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 928770)
how am I to know people have been eliding it into blennum for a thousand years...

Eliding! I was trying to think of that word (elided, rather than eliding)a few weeks ago and couldn't. I'd forgotten about it til I read your post.

Thankyou!

Gravdigr 05-17-2015 12:07 PM

Glad to be of service.:)

Sundae 05-17-2015 12:11 PM

Now, see, you're making me learn things as well.

As an afterward, Blenheim was fairly local to me, so I probably heard the name before I ever saw it written down.
And I reiterate I am not an insufferable snob who laughs at people who get names wrong. I've done it enough times - especially once I moved out of Bucks.
Try getting your head around Mytholmroyd for example - although it's reasonably logical in the end.

And don't even think about place names in Wales...

DanaC 05-17-2015 12:25 PM

My second primary school was just off a street called Blenheim Terrace. That name got everywhere.


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