Yes

Ever wax your nether lips?

Yikes, no. Upper lip was enough to make my eyes water. Prolly pass out if any others were waxed.

Ever wax your eyebrows?

Yes - I prefer the pain in one lump sum than pecking away with tweezers! OUCH!!

Ever shave your head?

Yes - but just partially -- for 12 sutures ;) -- kinda resembled a football

do you trim your nose hairs?

No (I pluck)

Do you trim your chest hair?

No.

Do you trim your pubic hair?

Yes.

Do you bathe more than once a day?

Sometimes.

do you ever think labrat is gunning for you?

No

Do you think Brianna came through on her promise of oral sex for the right answer to her cucumber math problem?

No ?

I dont know Brianna well enough, but, being a fellow female...I wouldnt put out oral sex for a maths answer unless I already wanted to :redface:

Have you ever been drunk enough to think a lampost was attractive?

Yes
Right before I was arrested.

Ever had your car towed away from a no parking zone?

Yes

Ever imagine the many ways to get revenge on the fuckers who towed your car from a poorly posted no parking zone at 1:00 AM?

unfortunately yes.

would somebody please come bail me out?

No

Have you ever been ass raped in prison?

No. *uses soap-on-a-rope*

Ever had to bail a friend/relative out of the pokey?