Weak drinks are the key; Vodka and whiskey, for instance, would make for a really dangerous game, by the end. 1/3 to 1/2 liquor per glass would be better, or a light beer and a dark beer, or a white wine and a red wine...

What. THE. Fuck?
 

I just found this @ BendBox. Explain this image.

Silicon spray lube to reduce thigh friction? Insecticide? Spraypaint to hide embarrassing tear in tights? Air freshener???

FDS

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580.../12569/200.jpg

I'm guessing rash from friction or razor burn or crotch rot. Benzocaine or something like it.

Or heat (or cool) spray to counter pain from a muscle injury.

routine treatment for a punt...

WD40

She likes it?

It's a bush fire burnning... they are just putting it out.

Those wily japanese - they're cheating somehow! I just know it ;)

:lol2:

This past Saturday, I took this photo of the door to the Griffith Park Observatory in Los Angeles:

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The top sign is a pro-hypnotism entreaty. The bottom sign clarifies that. Not AN entrance; Entrance!

This cracked me up, mostly because of the lyrics someone made up for it.

Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-do
I have a perfect puzzle for you
Oompa, Loompa, doom-pa-dee-dee
If you are wise, you’ll listen to me

What do you get when you tan in a bed?
Browning just like you’re a slice of hot bread
What are you at getting terribly crisp?
What do you think will come of this?

I don’t like the look of it.

Fuckin' moo!

Try this for thighs?

As part of the equal rights for Oompa Loompas I find that image offensive.

Hence, the lampoon of said image. :p:

The little buggers are getting uppity, ya know.
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Moo!

the cop looks like Ray Liotta

Is that a bandaid on his nose?

I lost my Oompa Loompa on 9/11, you insensitive bastards! (who started that, btw?)

Osama Bin Laden? So they say.

Bullshit. It was Bush's fault, everyone knows that... :D :bolt:

I believe it could probably be attributed to big dic thinking on the part of top management.

well at least 85% of them.

I was speaking more of the "I lost my _______ on 9/11, you insensitive bastards!" meme-type thing dontcha know.

As for 9/11, didn't Al Gore invent that?

I honestly don't know where to begin with this pic.

I think he's doing her some good, though, he's got her gnawing on a tree!!:whip:

Found In A Junkpile
 

Most Disturbing Cockring. EVAH.

Safe and sound!

Nice positioning on the photographer's part!

lol's on the previous

This is the wtf....photo of my day....and I guess it's suppose to be less scary?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_3_-pL7H1MP..._dentist_1.jpg

Why TF is Sting a dentist?

You didn't hear? He's playing in Little Shop of Horrors on broadway.

And he puts the mask on after the nitrous. at least mine does.

I thought he looked like the joker.

Yeah, I'd be in the chair thinking I'm Batman. My dentist would probably followup with "why so serious" .He does have a good sense of humor. I think that is why I like him.

you notice this thread has over one million three hits?

Wow! That would REALLY need a wonder bra!

Remember this?

That is some crazy ass knife throwing

Now one would be arrested for such shenanigans.

Now that is how you punish a misbehaving brat!

WTF?

http://i.imgur.com/AAVe6.jpg

What, The Foot?







btw, it's fake... real unicorns don't wear watches.

"...come to candy mountain, Charlene..."

I picture Dennis Hopper just off-screen screaming "DON'T YOU LOOK AT ME!!!"

The Last Uni-Horn

or

Debbie Does Dreamland

That's one ugly wrist watch.

:thumbsup:

Hijacked?

Nope. Just the only airline not charging for carrion bags. :D

Very clever there Sheldonrs.... Very clever indeed

Back to the back to school, College Ads that are the little oddity that they are:

From here:
http://www.cellar.org/attachment.php...2&d=1261000734

This man has been spotted in many states and many ads. ;)

New Ad:
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Why am I being tortured with this eerie form of advertising? From e-mails to facebook, I am delighted to find these photos rehashed for different programs.......
These horrible images are actually being used repeatedly for different programs to make me wonder how things got so queer...Not queer in the good way. :)

This new photo I have seen only once, if you spot it for a different ad, repost. :)

:lol2: