my boss just asked me to "go on the web" and get him the basketball score. (C-USA conference here). I was able to go . . . "as of 10 minutes ago, the score was . . . "

thank you, Facebook.

*snort*

I just saw this. Thanks for a much needed laugh.

I did try to help WordAss!

so I dreamed I visited my daughter, and her dreads (which she does have) were crazily long and bleached/ (multi colored), she was giving away clothes and things to homeless people . . . and she was breastfeeding three fostered triplets born to a raped Buddhist nun.

. . . Gotta lay off the shrimp tacos before bedtime.

yep, that's about right

There was a young man from Australia
Whose Limerick was such a failure
It was a Haiku.

Susan Boyle was good 25 years ago.

I have to go and have my semen tank re-filled, bet most have never uttered that sentence LOL!

I never heard of such a thing. I assume you are talking about artificially inseminating cows, but I guess I always assumed that a vet would come and do that. Your semen tank can't be that big, can it? I'm picturing like a thermos?

Most that Artificially Inseminate cattle are not DVMs. You don't need a degree to stick your arm up a cow's rectum ;)This is a photo of my semen tank I stole from the net:

http://store.sementanks.com/images/p...Millennium.jpg

It holds about 500 straws of semen/embryos. I have about 20 straws of assorted Chihuahua semen in it too. Its about the size of 3/4 of a barrel

how do you keep it chilled? Do you have to find a liquid nitrogen supplier, or maybe dry ice?

liquid nitrogen I meet a guy with a truck and get semen and a re fill.

That sounds dirty!

:lol: You meet a guy with a truck. It sounds so seedy.

Tsk!

My cousin does his dairy cattle himself as well.