You insensitive asshole. What the fuck do you know about muddled brains? You work at a university and suddenly you know what it's all about? Give that bitch a doctorate. :rolleyes:

Monstah! Where you been?

And what is it with this "gone" user title???

Yeah! What she said! Heck YEAH! Woooooooo! You tell 'em.

Wait. What? :angel:

One of my favorite long running jokes that a lot of people don't get. :)

Gravdigr?

he's no joke, he's for realz.

Hi Infinite Monkey!

Pour vous - :flower:

You were missed.

I meant that I hhaven't noticed any gravdigger posts recently, wise guy. ;)

Hey Sarge, I'm still alive. :)

Zengum hasn't posted for ages, either.

Good morning/afternoon/whateverthefuckitiswhereyouare, peeps!

So I moved...sorta. Springfield, Missouri...3 hours south of Kansas City, in SW Missouri...the belt buckle of the Bible Belt...home of Missouri State University...30 minutes north of Branson...pretty much Deliveranceland.

Anyhoo, the company that I contract for offered me a site manager job down here. I love my job as it is and the pay is really good, plus my job in KC is still there should I decide to go home. The problem of course is that I had to leave Michelle and Kiddo back in KC...I was basically offered the job just 2 weeks ago. Michelle has only had her job for about 5 months and Kiddo started school today. So I said I'd give it a go for a bit...I miss them dearly, but I'm doing this to make a better life for my family in the end.

(As an aside, do you know that Elspode and I have only lived about 30 minutes from each other in KC for 2 YEARS and have YET to meet in person?! We suck.)

Springfield is actually a nice city...160,000 people plus the college population. Easy to get around, nice people, stupid-low cost of living. Don't know if I would want to move the family down here though...we'll see...

So how the fuck are all of you?

I heard he moved in with a bunch of blokes who want to form an Amy Winehouse Tribute Band and he's on the sauce pretty hard. Too bad. He really seemed like a nice guy...but once you get the tribute band bug...well, that's that.

:shred:

lol @ bri :p

Syc! Sounds a helluva busy time for you, mate.

just those of us who have the mind of a child.



(but not in a jar on the desk, because that would be weird)

Whatever became of John and/or Impress of the WTF thread?

Is Zippy off floating down a river on an inflatable bikini-chick or something?

Has Merc quietly slipped off to "deal with" Assad?