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infinite monkey 10-30-2012 08:18 AM

You're a chiropracter?????

Scriveyn 10-30-2012 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 834300)
I think that it was from a record breaking altitude and he fell very quickly.

... and must have shattered his brain real hard, if he had one in the first place:

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FELIX Baumgartner, the Austrian parachutist who broke the sound barrier by jumping to earth from the stratosphere, has said in an interview he backs the idea of a dictatorship, though a moderate one. [...] Schwarzenegger's experience, said Baumgartner, who did not reveal whether the thought came to him during the four minutes and 20 seconds of his descent, showed "you can't do anything in a democracy". [...]

from dailytelegraph.com.au
:banghead:

Lamplighter 10-30-2012 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 836406)
You're a chiropracter?????

Naturopath ?

BigV 10-30-2012 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 836404)
It's okay, I'm not a real doctor!

you're one of those... argh... needle guys.. something-ist. You want to prick her, right?

BigV 10-30-2012 06:19 PM

no, no.. you're a guynicologist.

ZenGum 10-30-2012 06:22 PM

No, but I'll look into it for you.

DanaC 10-31-2012 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 836449)
you're one of those... argh... needle guys.. something-ist. You want to prick her, right?

Phlebotomist?

My mum was a bloodsucker :p

BigV 10-31-2012 01:19 PM

did your father smell of elderberries?

Gravdigr 10-31-2012 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 836452)
no, no.. you're a guynicologist.

I like Archie Bunker's pronunciation of the crotchdoc: groinocologist

DanaC 11-01-2012 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 836593)
did your father smell of elderberries?

Funnily enough elderflower and elderberry wine were a big thing in dad's family ;p

I spent many a happy childhood hour out picking elderberries

glatt 11-02-2012 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 836891)
I spent many a happy childhood hour out picking elderberries

What happened to the elderberries? I remember picking them too, but I haven't seen a plant in ages.

footfootfoot 11-02-2012 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 837004)
What happened to the elderberries? I remember picking them too, but I haven't seen a plant in ages.

My neighbor makes Elderflower wine from our Elderflowers. I make Wine from the Berries. We've planted three different varieties. You can get them from Fedco, in the spring.

glatt 11-02-2012 09:05 AM

Cool! I wonder if they would grow in Virginia. I've seen the plants in PA.

footfootfoot 11-02-2012 09:27 AM

Sure. You can grow cotton in VA

xoxoxoBruce 11-02-2012 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 837015)
My neighbor makes Elderflower wine from our Elderflowers. I make Wine from the Berries.

If you pick the flowers, how do you get berries?
I suppose you'll come back with a snappy retort like you only pick some of the flowers.:rolleyes:


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