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capnhowdy 02-04-2010 06:28 AM

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Scriveyn 02-04-2010 08:39 AM

Listening for German invaders from across the Channel. Hadn't known about the inflatable pads :D

Pico and ME 02-04-2010 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 632177)
I'd find the cat one a lot funnier if the cat didn't look so damned uncomfortable, as though it was hanging by it's collar...

I do wonder how they managed it, but to me it looks like the posture of a cat being held by the scruff of the neck.

SteveDallas 02-05-2010 11:25 AM

Awkward stock photos are awkward.

Alleged copyright violation is even more awkward.

(Y'all remember regretsy? When it first started up, the woman who ran it just posted photos, with no links or anything. She didn't want to be too in-your-face about mocking the craftspeople selling the stuff. It turned out they WANTED her to put up links so they would get more hits & sell more stuff.)

squirell nutkin 02-06-2010 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 632300)
I do wonder how they managed it, but to me it looks like the posture of a cat being held by the scruff of the neck.

The camera is on a tripod, locked in place. The person walks through the shot holding the cat. There is another shot of equal length with no cat or person. The person is erased from the first shot. (this would be even simpler if they were wearing a "Chroma-key" color.) Then the two shots are superimposed. Where there would be blank space from the erased person you have the other shot to fill the space.

I do this all day long with still images. The chroma-key colors help to automate the selection and erase process, other wise it is time consuming.

Take a look at this:

http://www.vimeo.com/8337356

The green is chroma-key green.

Pico and ME 02-06-2010 02:14 PM

Daaammmmn, So nothing is ever really filmed on location anymore.

ZenGum 02-06-2010 06:01 PM

A friend of mine who is in Borneo right now just got bitten on the nipple by a baby orangutan.

squirell nutkin 02-06-2010 10:08 PM

Yeah, when they do that you are supposed to push their faces into the breast so it smothers them a bit. They pretty much are hard wired not to suffocate, so they stop the nipple biting thing right away. Shouting and pulling them from the breast is not very effective in the long run.

That's what we tell all the new orangutan moms. Your friend's an orangutan, right?

tell her mad props for breastfeeding though.

squirell nutkin 02-06-2010 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 632894)
Daaammmmn, So nothing is ever really filmed on location anymore.

yeah, and pretty much it's just a matter of time before they do away with the actors.

capnhowdy 02-07-2010 07:46 AM

That was very interesting, nutkin. Thanks.

Mayor of Shekou 02-07-2010 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 632954)
yeah, and pretty much it's just a matter of time before they do away with the actors.

Well, 99.7% of them. Check out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRS9c...layer_embedded

squirell nutkin 02-07-2010 06:56 PM

Very cool Master o'

toranokaze 02-07-2010 11:01 PM

Wow

Kagen4o4 02-10-2010 01:24 AM

here ya go guys

http://www.thewheelfx.com/lane/GIFS/Buseys.gif

TheMercenary 02-10-2010 09:53 AM

Kagen, that rocks!

TheMercenary 02-10-2010 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 632177)
I'd find the cat one a lot funnier if the cat didn't look so damned uncomfortable, as though it was hanging by it's collar...

Come on, it's just a cat [snickers]:p

I thought it was done with someone suspending it by a fishing line and just filming it. It is still pretty wtf funny.:D

John 02-10-2010 06:46 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4/8bd98bba.jpg

John 02-11-2010 09:55 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4/6d6aaad8.jpg

lumberjim 02-11-2010 10:51 AM

Great Odin's Raven! it's John!

I like that fork monster.

squirell nutkin 02-11-2010 01:36 PM

Very Jan Groover.

John 02-11-2010 07:53 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4/7ae85f9c.gif

impress 02-13-2010 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 634141)

I guess Jim Henson was right: It's NOT easy being green.

Datalyss 02-13-2010 01:46 PM

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/a...This-is-me.jpg

:mock:

Elspode 02-13-2010 05:09 PM

Is it your birthday? No, seriously. I must be missing the WTF, here...help?

squirell nutkin 02-13-2010 09:10 PM

green. not easy being green.

Datalyss 02-13-2010 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 634483)
Is it your birthday? No, seriously. I must be missing the WTF, here...help?

Me, 6 years ago, my Dad's house, and the WTF part is just that it's...well...me. :p:

Elspode 02-13-2010 10:57 PM

Okay. I thought I was missing something. Doesn't seem much WTF at all to me. :D

Elspode 02-13-2010 10:58 PM

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This, on the other hand...

Datalyss 02-14-2010 12:38 AM

Talk about morning wood.:lol:

ZenGum 02-14-2010 03:36 AM

The scene they made Tolkien cut.

impress 02-14-2010 04:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 634538)
Okay. I thought I was missing something. Doesn't seem much WTF at all to me. :D

Stupid me...I thought the WTF part was a wheelchair at the bottom of the stairs.

Datalyss 02-14-2010 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 634564)
Stupid me...I thought the WTF part was a wheelchair at the bottom of the stairs.

Yeah, I didn't think about it at the time, but that is kinda ironic.

Datalyss 02-14-2010 01:53 PM

This thread is brought to you by the letters

http://i959.photobucket.com/albums/a...e-bert-wtf.jpg

Duh.

Gravdigr 02-16-2010 12:56 PM

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Gravdigr 02-16-2010 12:57 PM

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:D

Gravdigr 02-16-2010 12:59 PM

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This may have come from the cellar, I can't 'member where I got it.

impress 02-16-2010 10:23 PM

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I can't help but think of the Black Knight in Holy Grail:

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toranokaze 02-17-2010 12:04 AM

It is just a flesh wound.

Gravdigr 02-17-2010 09:31 AM

Google Earth Oddity
 
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What. The. Fuck?

Google Earth Search: 38 Rugdeveien, bergen, hordaland, norge

Gravdigr 02-17-2010 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 635225)
I can't help but think of the Black Knight in Holy Grail:

Attachment 26781

You just know that little fellow whupped the other boy's ass.

xoxoxoBruce 02-17-2010 09:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 635307)
What. The. Fuck?

Google Earth Search: 38 Rugdeveien, bergen, hordaland, norge

Friends of the Google driver... knew where he was going that day and ambushed him.

Spexxvet 02-17-2010 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 635307)
What. The. Fuck?

Google Earth Search: 38 Rugdeveien, bergen, hordaland, norge

Here's the view at number 39

http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/6813/norgef.png

Spexxvet 02-17-2010 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 635308)
You just know that little fellow whupped the other boy's ass.

In highschool, a team mate wretled a kid like that, except that he had hands, and my team mate lost. the kid had the same mass in a smaller area, and was much stronger.

Glinda 02-17-2010 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 635317)
Friends of the Google driver... knew where he was going that day and ambushed him.

I happened to be sitting outside my workplace having a smoke one day, when one of those street-view camera cars drove by. Later, I checked Google Maps and there I was!

Oddly enough, the street-view option is no longer available for that address. Google deleted me! ARGH!

TheMercenary 02-17-2010 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 635364)
Google deleted me! ARGH!

It is only the beginning. Sign up or be deleted!:p:

impress 02-17-2010 10:08 PM

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jujuwwhite 02-17-2010 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 635486)

Oh Look! It's Capnhowdy's dentist!! LOL :lol2:

squirell nutkin 02-17-2010 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 635364)
I happened to be sitting outside my workplace having a smoke one day... Google deleted me! ARGH!

They didn't delete you, they moved you to Google Buzz :p:

ShawnD 02-18-2010 06:47 AM

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If they made it longer he wouldn't need the trailer for the water.

Street View link

jujuwwhite 02-18-2010 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ShawnD (Post 635551)
If they made it longer he wouldn't need the trailer for the water.

Street View link

if that was pot plants it would be a true rolling drug dealer!!

Pete Zicato 02-18-2010 09:05 AM

That car looks a little saggy in the middle.

Not that I should criticize. I'm also a little saggy in the middle. :(

Flint 02-18-2010 12:10 PM

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lumberjim 02-18-2010 12:24 PM

whats wrgangl with tghat?

lumberjim 02-18-2010 12:25 PM

btw, Ngrmadly is a good user name

Undertoad 02-18-2010 12:39 PM

This is with the Armenian-American language pack installed, amiright?

classicman 02-18-2010 12:55 PM

Can we then call him "Ngr" for short?

Gravdigr 02-18-2010 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 635640)
btw, Ngrmadly is a good user name

Is that like Ngrplz?

Pete Zicato 02-18-2010 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 635663)
Can we then call him "Ngr" for short?

Yes. But not for long.

Bah-dum-bump. I'll be here all week.

classicman 02-18-2010 01:18 PM

man. . . and I thought I was gonna get hammered for being a racist.

Flint 02-18-2010 01:20 PM

"start windows ngr madly" lol


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