Off for a smear test this afternoon.
Once I've finished here I'm off to trim the shrubbery.

no comment.

She was lovely.
Seemed surprised that I'd dropped my trousers and knickers and hopped up on the bed.
"Oh lovely, thank you!"
Well, I was there for a smear test and I AM 38! Let's face it, I've been around the block (smear-test-wise!)

I also made a lame joke at the end, "Aren't you supposed to buy me dinner now?" thinking she's have heard it many times before. Instead she gave a big belly laugh. Yay me.

But she did confirm I have to go across town to get my contraceptive implant. It hasn't had any work to do on the preventing babies front, but I'm pretty hopoked on the preventing periods front, only no-one at this practice is trained.

Watched the VMA last night. Waste of damn time. Not only did I not like ANY of the music--do people still watch music videos?

The only one I liked was Lady Gaga. I was even underwhelmed by Usher's dancing. Maybe I'm just too damn old.

Is it better to be a girly-boy or a boily-girl?

no one likes a girl with boils ...

<was gonna insert a pic
found a couple-ewww>

right. same thought re pic.

HLJ is in BIG trouble! :eek:

http://www.cellar.org/member.php?u=16507

I told you he was coming, but would you believe me?

he wasn't even breathing hard

So, it's 10:30AM and I'm clearing the fridge to store tons of meats and veggies that being bought to throw a party of 100 ppl. Hmm...a leftover bottle of pinot grigio, leftover milk and juice, and some slices of apples. Down they all went into my tummy. Other than being a bit woozy, nothing seems to be fighting in my stomach. Yay...I should be fine by this afternoon when I get to the office. :p:

hehehe Tulip. It sounds like a nice way to do a pre-party refrigerator cleaning :)

The rule is, if you can't positively identify it, don't eat it.;)

:lol2:

I may barf if I hear the words, "traditional family values" one more time!