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John 12-17-2009 02:07 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4/cca4237f.gif

Everyone needs a little cute today.

ZenGum 12-17-2009 05:42 PM

Awwwwwwww.

You'll never get it skinned and gutted like that.

Griff 12-17-2009 06:59 PM

Sharper fingernails would do it. Their little skins are so very thin.

toranokaze 12-17-2009 08:11 PM

But why would you do that it is so small you would need a bunch of them to make anything

Griff 12-17-2009 08:22 PM

This is not the time of year to skimp on food preparation.

jinx 12-17-2009 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 618445)

You'll never get it skinned and gutted like that.

Don't need to, they're like the mammal version of soft shelled crabs...

toranokaze 12-17-2009 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 618483)
This is not the time of year to skimp on food preparation.

True but at that size it is better off used as bait

Sundae 12-18-2009 07:16 AM

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Myabe not quite WTF?! but it made me laugh.
Sent from my friend Peter, currently on tour in Germany.

toranokaze 12-18-2009 11:51 AM

the movie waiting comes to mind

Nirvana 12-18-2009 01:33 PM

Or fatal attraction....:eek:

Scriveyn 12-20-2009 04:34 AM

Strange placenames or what?
 
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From Google maps :eyebrow:

FloridaDragon 12-20-2009 10:03 AM

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looks more like molestation and they are going to film it too!

TheMercenary 12-20-2009 10:08 AM

Interacial at that. :)

Tawny 12-20-2009 10:42 AM

Is that the symbol you're at a NAMBLA* friendly place and it's okay to go ahead and molest?



*North American Man Love Boy Association

xoxoxoBruce 12-20-2009 11:19 AM

Pssst. North American Man Boy Love Association.;)

toranokaze 12-20-2009 11:44 AM

No North American Marlene Brando lookalike Association

wolf 12-20-2009 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn (Post 619320)
From Google maps :eyebrow:

Yah. Sutton Maddock is really weird, but not the strangest I've seen.

FloridaDragon 12-20-2009 11:55 AM

Sad that it was at a Krispy Kreme too ... guess that helps to lure the kids in

kerosene 12-20-2009 04:18 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 619429)
Yah. Sutton Maddock is really weird, but not the strangest I've seen.

Maybe strange, but looks really pretty from the air.

ZenGum 12-20-2009 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 619420)
No North American Marlene Brando lookalike Association

Marlene Brando? I didn't know the guy had a sister. ;)

FloridaDragon 12-20-2009 06:47 PM

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Another one ... this is not doctored in any way and I screen captured it myself. Seems a bit pricey to me ...

ZenGum 12-20-2009 06:52 PM

Well, given that it hasn't even been built yet, I guess infinity per month is a fair price.

TheMercenary 12-20-2009 07:59 PM

I would love to own a Mustang Saleen.

impress 12-20-2009 10:19 PM

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kerosene 12-20-2009 11:05 PM

Whatever that is, it looks like it smells like ass. Is it rotten eggs?

spudcon 12-20-2009 11:32 PM

Follow the links and go to photo "eggs 3.jpg." That's where all the beaks and claws are mixed in.

xoxoxoBruce 12-20-2009 11:49 PM

The link tells how they take weeks, and sometimes months to prepare these Century Eggs... then there's an ad for Minute Rice. :lol:

SteveDallas 12-21-2009 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by FloridaDragon (Post 619527)
Another one ... this is not doctored in any way and I screen captured it myself. Seems a bit pricey to me ...

Jim? Did you go to work for Ford?

SteveDallas 12-21-2009 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 619599)
Follow the links and go to photo "eggs 3.jpg." That's where all the beaks and claws are mixed in.

First the extruded poultry meat, now this, and ants infesting my desk... are y'all determined to make me hurl this morning?!?

Qice 12-21-2009 10:17 AM

WTF
 
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http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009...discovered.php

YIKES!

toranokaze 12-22-2009 09:58 PM

that bug reminds me of the movie Aliens

SteveDallas 12-22-2009 10:38 PM

The shot of it on the web site reminded me of the ear parasites from Star Trek II.

Elspode 12-23-2009 09:31 PM

Those are revisited in the most recent Trek film, except they put them down their throats instead of in their ears. Looks like the same creature to me, though.

Griff 12-24-2009 04:15 PM

We showed The Wrath of Khan (ST2) to the girls last week. They got fired up about seeing all of them... then last night we watched ST1, that put out the fire.

impress 12-24-2009 06:19 PM

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dar512 12-25-2009 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 620389)
We showed The Wrath of Khan (ST2) to the girls last week. They got fired up about seeing all of them... then last night we watched ST1, that put out the fire.

Isn't the rule that you should only watch the evens?

Griff 12-26-2009 06:10 AM

Now we can choose better. :) We got them a copy of the new movie which was everything 1 wasn't. 1 does a tour around the ship that goes on forever while the new one takes a quick peek mid action. Much better played.

Flint 12-29-2009 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 618103)
One of my friends pointed out this strange ad on another site. wtf?


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He's ba-aaack...

Shawnee123 12-29-2009 09:06 AM

Hahahahaa...we get students coming in saying they saw an ad that Obama will give moms money to go to school.

It's nothing different, just the regular FA stuff. Well, I guess if it gets people into school...

skysidhe 12-29-2009 09:50 AM

double dare -tripple dare -whatever
 
!?


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wolf 12-29-2009 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff (Post 620389)
We showed The Wrath of Khan (ST2) to the girls last week. They got fired up about seeing all of them... then last night we watched ST1, that put out the fire.

Tell them about the even numbers thing, and keep on going. It's an important part of our cultural history.

impress 12-29-2009 02:13 PM

Quote:

double dare -tripple dare -whatever
I'll take that dare.

If and when I ever receive anything, I'll post results.

Who else is game?

Shawnee123 12-29-2009 02:17 PM

I'm scared it's terrorists. ;)

xoxoxoBruce 12-29-2009 02:18 PM

Or worse, Republicans.

Shawnee123 12-29-2009 02:23 PM

You owe me a keyboard. :)

skysidhe 12-29-2009 02:50 PM

ha ha yay! Impress took the challenge.

* yes I'm a chicken *

I'd be scared it's a crazy person but I am excited to know!

Thanks for being brave impress! I'm impressed!

impress 12-29-2009 03:10 PM

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impress 12-29-2009 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 621511)
ha ha yay! Impress took the challenge.

* yes I'm a chicken *

I'd be scared it's a crazy person but I am excited to know!

Thanks for being brave impress! I'm impressed!

If I get a mailbox chock full o' anthrax, I'll hunt you down and kill you. Lovingly, of course.

classicman 12-29-2009 03:23 PM

Send Shaw in your stead. Just tell her that sky is a hobo

skysidhe 12-29-2009 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 621523)
If I get a mailbox chock full o' anthrax, I'll hunt you down and kill you. Lovingly, of course.

well as long as it's lovingly then

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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 621531)
Send Shaw in your stead. Just tell her that sky is a hobo

I don't get it. Yer talking crooked

Send shaw and tell HER I am a hobo ?

I'll not be sending ..her or I. If we need a hobo we'll find a real one. someplace....Impress said it would be merciful.

classicman 12-29-2009 03:55 PM

Shaw is the most infamous Hobo killer Queen. (shhh, but don't tell anyone)

impress 01-01-2010 05:14 PM

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TheMercenary 01-01-2010 05:17 PM

The ultimate photoshop. :lol:

capnhowdy 01-01-2010 07:06 PM

The expanded cro-magnum man.

jujuwwhite 01-01-2010 07:43 PM

Talk about a 'dic head' !

impress 01-01-2010 08:26 PM

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Cicero 01-02-2010 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 621324)
He's ba-aaack...

Hey that i.d. looks fake.:p

This is becoming like the advertising version of "where's waldo"....

toranokaze 01-02-2010 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 622392)

If that is what they sent you impress I would send it back

impress 01-02-2010 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 622829)
If that is what they sent you impress I would send it back

If that's what they sent, not only would I send it back, I'd demand a refund of my postage t'boot.

toranokaze 01-03-2010 09:45 AM

HAGGIS


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