Guess what arrived today. Or should I say, what came....

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/14/07/01/a4uty4e5.jpg

OK, um... They came late because there was such a sudden spike in orders. Apparently, wolf follows Sulu on Twitter.

I just thought that was funny. 98 OCKS & UNTS. indeed.

That's some clear evidence that advertising is effective. And that social media is about advertising.

Social media, "if you're not paying for it you are not the customer, you are the product that is being sold."

Ladies and Gentlemen of The Cellar:

I present to you the most brilliant idea ever to occur to the mind of man. Just in time for the death of the product it was intended to be used with.

Behold:

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It's a piece of wood with a hole in it. We'll be rich.

You mean just in time for the death of Gerry Wade?

What is it he's holding with the little piece of wood? Some kind of old fashioned tablet? My tablet for reading books is flat and has a bright LCD screen. That tablet looks really odd. ;)

If I've told you once, I've told you, uh -- at least once...Stop making me learn stuff. Also: Spoiler alert?!




Yeah, it's some kind of ancient storage medium. I understand it was very inefficient, and cumbersome.

As I understand it, that is an energy storage device meant to be heated to 451F.

I have lots.
They're good for walloping people and sitting skeletons on.

Now Grav, at least I didn't tell you the butler did it...

Now you need to follow up Griff's ref.
Because that's far more cool. Errr, hot.

Severe reliability issues will be encountered...

I'm already there on that one.;)

Yes, you'll have to Kindle it.

(Hat, coat, door, shut)

bwaaahahahahahahaha~~~!!!!!

Gravdigr's Review:

Product: :devil:

Price: :speechls::speechls::speechls::speechls::speechls:


Available here (and probably other places).

They designed the shit out of that thing. Also, I bet they paid a lot of money for that music.

I like this new phone Panasonic is now offering in Europe. Android 4.4 with a kick ass camera. A large, 1 inch sensor with 20 megapixels and a nice f2.8 lens that can be focused manually.

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I'M GUESSING this is to imply that it *nourishes* my hair.

Right. Maybe Carrie's hair, but not mine, thankyouverymuch. Ew.

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Is that an autograph? Is it her placenta? I might rub a little in there if'n it's hers...

W.
T.
F.

Tuesday is your day to clean it. :p:

I broke mine.

Mine left.

Aaaand here's your sign...the robot cock milker, left.

:lol2::lol2::lol2:

A fickle fembot?

The fickle goes with the fem, don't it?

I can make out the word Sperm. Is the 2nd word, extractor? Is that for humans? Very short and lazy humans?
Cuz if that is what they've invented, they are crazier than I thought. Any man can have a wank finished in 3 minutes or less.

Sex is 92% mental. Even if that... Aperture felt exactly like Jennifer Love Hewitt's bedazzled vajayjay, you'd still have to spend 10 minutes imagining it to overcome the image of the nu-nu from telletubbies that thing creates, in order to get set up for business.

No ... just ... no.

I never saw this product before and it's kind of neat.

that *is* neat. I just saw that video last night elsewhere. very interesting. the 360 degree aspect looks great in the parking lot, but I wonder if there're some unintended consequences down the road, so to speak. I wonder how much... "rudder" there is, how much it feels like being "trailed" behind. do you know what I'm getting at? I don't think I'm expressing it very well.

Yeah> I have no idea how it behaves. A beetle is a pretty light car and would probably behave weird pulling a trailer. But it looks like it works.

I have very little experience pulling trailers.

That's pretty cool

Seeing as the hitch is in the center of the car, you'd have to rethink things in terms of turning radius, and you'd have to re-learn backing up (or turn it around and drive forward, like in the vid) compared to a trailer that attaches at the extreme rear of the car.

Also, the trailer is too vehicle-specific, that particular trailer wouldn't work if you drove, say, a '72 Buick Electra 225.

I'm guessing that explains the placement of the hitch.

That tow rig would put weight on the Bug, it will handle better than if it had a bumper hitch. But it would kill the Bug.

FWIW, It's not that far removed from a fifth wheel travel trailer

It is in that the VW can turn completely around giving it an order of magnitude more maneuvering capability. Backing? No, turn it around and push it in the spot. The fifth wheel type mount in the center of the car should make it very stable on the road for it's size. But like anything VW related you have to be conscious and cautious about weight.

Inflatable unicorn horn for cats.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/155..._headline_1554

I don't even

Do you want to die painfully? 'Cause that's how you die painfully. :lol2:

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Myself, I want me one o' them bendy-backed chairs.

Whoa.:eek:

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Brazilian? :blush:

Yep, they're really a thing.

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I'm Grav Digr, and I approve this munition.

Well, looks like this is how I'll die:

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Only 40 proof, though.

That's gotta be an awful drunk, too.

"this is how I'll die"
:lol2:

Oh, Hells yeah!!!

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Oral-B Pro 5000 SmartSeries with Bluetooth Electric Rechargeable Power Toothbrush

I suppose, in a way, it is fitting that a toothbrush should use Bluetooth if it is going to communicate with the outside world, but the whole thing strikes me as bizarre in the extreme.

Here's what Amazon.com's reviewer Brian has to say:

Anyway, if by now you have succumbed to my sales pitch, it's yours for a mere $119.99, down from $133.19.

Order now to avoid disappointment!

:eek:

Shut up, and take my money.

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Thank Go--I mean, FINALLY!!

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That swing is awesome!

My brother got me 'grow a boyfriend' a few years ago. I laughed and laughed. That little sponge never did grow into anything substantial. Quelle surprise! :D

p.s. It was the same thing as grav's post only it was supposed to be a boy. I don't think it had a pen is or anything. It was just funny. Truth be told, I never did put it in water. Maybe that's where I went wrong. :lol:

Maybe they're meant to be a matched set; in my experience, it's the boyfriend that grows when the girlfriend gets wet.

(when I pointed out the girlfriend one to SonofV once, all I got was the stink-eye from him. :eyeroll:)

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They're scissors for cutting up herbs.

I bet they work for cutting up herb, too.

;)

That reminds me of a Rastrum.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi.../Rastrum02.jpg

I never knew that existed. But of course it would.

We grew up with the chalk holder thingy that would hold 5 pieces of chalk and make a staff.

Which is still available, which now makes me sad that it's still available. Who is still using chalk?

Last time I saw chalk was 2001, not counting sidewalk chalk for children.

Where did you find this? I would love me some with dark chocolate though. Anyways, WHERE DID YOU FIND THIS??? :D

According to Wikipedia :notworthy they make ones that use whiteboard markers.