alright fine. only this time not anon.

first one is fully erect.
second is well...fully erect
third one is a frontal
and last is the back door view for those that like that sorta thing.....

filthy, you make all the world a sunny day ... oh yah!

I like to look at the back the most. I spend almost all my time back there.

V , he is The Back door man !!! ;)

humminahumminahummina...

Word.

I'd like to see it flashing!

Wait till it shoots.

Is that a 50mm lens or are you just happy to see me?

50mm???

Either you're not familiar with the metric system, or your rabbi was a bit over enthusiastic with the snipping. :)

50mm...?!?! No way. That's a beer can baby

There I was, hoping for a pic of big woody ...

I will be the last person to close this thread out on 2011. - Hah!;)

God Please NO !!!

Go, man, go!

I got excited about thread action...but now Im sad

OK then, I will reluctantly let you take my place.;)

Oh noooo!! I meant, I saw action and thought there would be pics NOW!!

I am happy with the promise of pics at the end of the year...but we need pics NOW!!

I've been planning to post some, but i look like a big fur ball since i switched to this testosterone gel

Kind of like a tribble?

i was going for the panda look, but if i fluff it i could do a tribble with white patches. i think i'll go troll for women at a star trek convention. "Do you want to rub my tribble?"

Here is a picture of Gnomie's travelling companion, Skelly-Bob, finding out what is on page three of a national British newspaper every day.

Skelly-Bob comes from Zip's house, so is technically a Dwellar.
And there are definitely titties, so it's not really safe for work. Except in the UK.

If none of this means anything to you, visit this thread.

My Boy !!

My tribble, ribbled, for her pleasure.

Belly jewellery is soooo 2008 :::looks down nose whilst secretly admiring the rack::::

That newspaper should be "The Sun".

Uh, it is ...

Nah, seriously, I hadn't noticed. :lol:

I remember getting chips wrapped in newspaper as a kid, and sometimes it was a page three girl. All translucent from the chip fat.

DanaC, you taunting vixen, mt heart was aflutter when I saw your name under "last post"
Then you post a creepy pedo chip page three girl memory.

Will I ever eat fries again?

yes, asap. Nothing you say can turn me away from fries.

Dana posted one of the greatest Dwellar NSFW pics of all time. I still sigh every time I think of it.

There's nothing better than porn, unless it's porn saturated with fast food grease.

And I don't remember that at all. Was it as good as Christmas tree LR and Jx?

LR and Jx were getting it on w/ a christmas tree?

If time and Dana's modesty permits, I would like to take some photos of her for this thread.

Although in truth I doubt it will happen this trip (Glasgow GTG) as we only have one evening in the B&B and will all have been travelling all day. Not really condusive to erotic photography.

She would be a beautiful subject though.
And I think she knows that.
So, one day...

Dear Penthouse Forum........

Still no more nekkidness??

Get Gnomie in there, too.;)

Yes. I still dream about her nipples,:yum: and her perspective on the Norman Conquest.:blush:

Target sells bra inserts, I found out - really passable ones, if not comfortable ones.
(edit: if you missed it - yes, I'm out.)

Congrats, Ibby. You look lovely.

Now, about that "comfortable bra" ---


if you ever find one, you'll let me know, right?

I rather meant the pads themselves were chafey and itchy. I expect nothing less of the bras.

I have some of those from Target, possibly the exact type (came in a little purple box?) I use them to hide the nips when I'm wearing a tank top that doesn't allow for a bra.

probably more or less the same thing. I got the largest size they had of them; their intended use according to the box is exactly what you use them for, but with the added volume and padding, they take me from utterly flat to a fair B.

but but but ... mumble grumble mumble grumble grumble

Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!:eek:

How will we know when you're happy?

Oh that's easy, it's whenever my daughter is asleep or in someone else's care. I kid, I kid... no, I don't really.

Ib, I would think you could stack a second pair in there with fairly good results, although you might need a bigger bra. Is that really a B-cup bra? Looks smaller, but I admit the angle is weird.

um.... cold. If happy, shirt is most likely already gone.....

so far, clod, all of my bras are either from taipei (and in asian sizing, which is considerably... smaller than western sizing), or are donations from friends. I've got a B (pink, pictured) and a C cup, plus a handful of chinese Cs.

Talking of bras, bought this one.
Too small.
I was hoping it would stretch but it seems my cup it doth overflow.

Not really NSFW as it has titty but no nipple. Just thought I'd err on the side of caution.

nothing wrong with that bra!

VBL is a gooood thing

BooooBalishous !!!!!!

Motorboat!

Ibby, have you tried those water bras? I have a "B" friend who swears by them.

I dont know if I commented in your other thread, but YAY you for being comfortable with being out.

How are you going about hair removal?

Saw my TG friend in the supermarket today.
Mum was very good and also exchanged smalltalk.

Once we were out of the store I did amend Mum's language gender, but she was fine with that.
Thought of you though, Ibs, and the furrow you are ploughing.

I love cleavage and yours looks great. What size are you? Is sizing the same in the UK as the US?

BTW, this reminded me of a little project I wanted to start in Nothingland.

Speaking on a purely academic level...the color of that bra is perfect for you. It also presents your breasts in a particularly optimal manner.

That being said...when can we see at least a nip slip in it?

Ahem - Rich...time to make good with what you said ^^^^ there.

No, dont be pulling some lame arse technicality shit either. You WILL close out this thread with a NSFW pic of yourself.

Thanks for participating.

What he said. In spades. :lol2: VERY well put, 'Spode!

Like this: :ggw:

Please/Thank You.

I'm a 44E if I shop in Evans, 42DD in Marks & Spencer.
And I have a 42D bra from Asda that fits me just fine, but that's because I have warped it with my gravitas. Oops, I mean gravity and breast weight.

A quick flick on the internet suggests the bra sizes are about the same in the UK as the US, but they might come up a little bit smaller.

Thank you.

:cool:

Hi Mrs Maineiac, you're lovely.
I guess Mr Maineiac doesn't realize the Cellar Ladies like to look and appreciate too. Just kidding you Man, thank you. ;)