Hey, jokes about having sex with sheep are offensive!

Listen here boy, I said try counting sheep to help you get to sleep ... not mounting sheep!

Ewe might think you're witty, but you got mutton on me.

Well, here's one for you:

Did you know that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky?







Yep. Because had it been invented anywhere else, it would have been called the teethbrush.

Shameless shilling for the federally incarcerated vote.



;)

Ewe had better be careful or he'll carve you up quicker than the Sunday roast!

There are shades of graze in this matter, but most people got mutton on you in the wit department. I wool look pasture lesser atttempts to equal you because I don't want to take sheep shots.

Meh, you're all baananas.

I really was hoping you, Clod, & MTP (seems like someone else here I like is in Texas, BrianR maybe?) wouldn't take too much offense at that.

Oh, I am sure that will be effective and decreasing prison rape.... not.

Lessee now...what was this thread about again?

Oh, yeah, I member now:

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But the poster is incorrect.

When was the last time you saw a hot chick with no man anywhere nearby that you could see?


(If you're Grav and you're online, probably about three minutes ago, right? ;) )

She's not alone.

Ninja boyfriend.

That is so obvioulsy the right answer--why didn't I think of that?

If it had been a ninjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Yep. Grandmas rock.

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Nope, both dead.
Sigh.

"My grandmothers have both passed away," she deadpanned.

Too soon?

Nah, one was soon after my birth and the other was a bitch.
She said, a shade sadly.

;)

Is anyone else sick to death of puns?

No.

I hate going back over previous posts, but I thought those were Tom Swifties, he said reproachingly

They are Tom Swifties, she replied quickly.

Thanks for the confirmation, he said smugly

To lose one grandmother, Inif, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.

:lol:

(Disclaimer: I miss all my grandparents and I think all four would find this a very funny conversation.)

YUP. welcome to sixth grade civics you dumb fuck.

The Constitution of The United States is a serious impediment to Jesus bringing Right and Truth to the world. Yup, gonna have to fix that.

Awwww, leave him be! :P

He got fat because he did his back in really bad. And he's only mid-60s.

Bet he could still charm his way into girl's pants though...

He probably forgot to bring the duct tape from home. ;)

Oooooo somebody has a crush on MacGyver!

More a crush on Jack O'Neil, really :p

:lol2:

you may say O'neil, but we know! :p:

Alas MacGyver wasn't big over here. I don't even know if it ever showed, I never saw it.

I've seen a couple of clips on the tube. I'm pretty sure if I had seen it I'd have a crush :p

Love the actor.

on my hiatus from society i was known as Macgyver.

Dana, I like the older Richard Dean Anderson, too.

Not motivational, but relevant.

http://www.professorhobo.com/comics/2012-03-23.jpg

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nice .... handwarmers?

"Strong is the new skinny" --I love it. That is awesome.

I saw a girl wearing a "Strong is the new skinny" tank top. She was firm and solid and it was totally working for her.

i like both of those a lot.

Well, on that topic ... this is a GIF and kinda NSFW so I'll just post the link:

http://senorgif.memebase.com/2011/09...ing-those-abs/

Any guy here reckon they could spend a night with this woman and not be in rehab for a month afterwards?


We still would, though, wouldn't we?

Maybe GIF lady was doing impressive crunches, and maybe she wasn't. She could have gotten up on that punching bag and then slowly let her body go back until she was upside down, and then stopped, and got off. Then in the computer, you run the images backwards to make it look like she did a crunch, and then loop it to make it look like she did a lot.

She's in better shape than I am, so there are no criticisms here from me, even getting up on the punching bag and letting herself lean back slowly requires pretty good strength.

Pfft! Big deal. Her ankles are crossed. Let's see her do that with just adductors.

Happily.

It's definitely backwards looped. Look at her hair go the wrong way.

you're right. It gets magically sucked in towards the back of her neck as she's going up.

she'd still kick any of our asses

What do you mean with just adductors? That move is very doable. That gif doesnt look fake at all. It does look looped, like she only did one rep and not many reps. I would brag how I can easily do ab crunches upside down but then again, that was like 20 years ago. :lol: Heck, I'm inclined to train my abs just to show-off but I'm feeling lazy these days...LOL.

I mean she is locked onto the bag. The abs are just a diversion. Can her legs hold her onto that bag w/o her crossing her ankles?

I'd like to think so.

It's nice that it says proof right there on the pic!

Win.

photographic proof. what more do we need?

Awesome! I can't wait for Tommy Boy 2.