is that some sort of Douglas Adams quote?

no, it's how old I am. ;)

Ahh.. are you drunk?

nope. it's 9am on Monday morning. I stopped being drunk at this time of the week about 12 yrs ago. ;)

Ahh...a Renaissance Woman! Good for you!

(it's 6.21 here in Ohio, USA--on Sunday night)

Well, you should be at least buzzing then. ;) Nothing better than a couple of brewski's as the sun sets on the weekend.

34! Apparently. Having just started at University as one of a very small number of mature students at Leeds Uni, I now feel my age. There's nothing quite like sharing classes with 18 yr olds who are living away from home for the first time, to make you feel that extra 16 yrs. One of them asked the seminar tutor a question and called her "Miss".:P Aww bless.

It was a compliment Bri :D

There is Steve Martin's Penis Cream. Just rub the penis creme on your penis for, oh, fifteen or twenty minutes, and soon all the wrinkles will smooth out of your penis, leaving you with the nicest, smoothest penis ever!

Dana, I understand completely what you're saying. I went back to university when I was in my late 20's. Even though by most standards I was doing pretty well as far as ageing goes, I still felt like an old granny in classes full of 17yr olds.

And the conversations! lol It was very hard not to laugh at some of the things that were said, but it certainly gave me pause to consider how I must have seemed to older people when I was that age.

20's

LINK NSFW!!!!
 

Muahahaha this site rawks, but rofl at some of the things on there.... like "china shrink cream"???

>>>Seriously Shonky Website

I look younger ...

From last year.

My bithdate is in my profile - you can do the math (might need a calculator)