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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 882448)

I think you have this one James, like 80% chance... the X factor is that my Bears' WR Alshon Jeffrey always has the potential to be a beast. But GB is favored by 10 1/2 in a high-scoring game, that's the thing. Unless Rodgers gets banged up in the first half...

Well, I hope you are happy. Rogers was injured in the first half

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That was closer than I would have liked. Good game Amanda!

Well the Goats have taken a lead with their Defensive Player racking up 11 assists and managing over twenty points. Guru now has them expected to win by one point.

At this point, it would take a tragic first-quarter ligament sprain to Reggie Bush for me to expect a victory...

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 882442)

Heh. I'm an idiot.
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My instincts tell me to play him next week because he just had a decent game, but I bet he flops in the other direction again. It's like trying to time the stock market, and selling when it crashes, and buying when it's performing well.

In the continuing saga of should glatt play Griffin, I benched him and he got 57 points.
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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 882902)

Guru has lots of ideas... I'd be very surprised to score 200 points.

It doesn't have to be a sprain. A strain would do.

Tony admitted to me privately that he used a voodoo doll to take Aaron Rogers out last Sunday. He also confessed to using over $1300 in tip mug funds to purchase a piece of his hair from George Wendt.

And, although that paragraph is a complete fabrication, it's an example of just how far he is willing to go in order to assure his complete and utter domination this year. More lies in that sentence. The point of which are to create a villainous light and shine it upon him. I'm hoping that you'll skim this post and miss the small parts where I declaim my own accusations. So, with that in mind, I will tell you a couple more lies in the following paragraph. Hoping that you'll skip the long one in the middle. Even if you do read the whole post, maybe the shadow of the allegations will tarnish his sterling reputation.

He also tried to bribe me with access to all of the private messages sent by all of you kind folks. I, of course, declined. And not just because I already have access to that boring stack of hooey. Well, it's mostly boring. The stuff going back and forth between sundae and sarge is ...um.... well... I'm sure you can imagine.

That mutha fudgin bastage better not touch a hair on my boyz head!

Not that he ever would since he is actually pretty even tempered and fair-minded.

I can't believe that son of a snitch pulled that. I'm calling shenanigans if my players start falling.

I signed Seneca Wallace to replace the injured Rogers.

So, either Tony did it to me again this week out of spite, or karma did it because I told lies about him. ...or, as unlikely as this sounds, what we do or say has fuck all to do with what transpires on the field in Green Bay. I know. Ridiculous, but possible.

either way, Wallace just got hurt after one drive. Don't know if he will return. ... The sissy. RUB SOME DIRT ON IT AND GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THERE!!

Also, I secretly got WHIP's advice this season.

Whip must have explained how the refs were going to close the gap at the end of the Steelers game.

According to Game Center we're going to do the fantasy version of John Wayne punching his way through Inisfree.