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Woke up, went down to get the Sunday paper (pleasant surprise, 54°)...and saw this front page headline combo:

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Please, allow me to sing you the song of my people:

♪ ♫Derp♪ ♫

Uh-oh...They're starting to fight back:

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Also: That's a helluva way to die.

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One cow was treated for burns.

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Man Killed To Death.

That's positively zen.

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 891285)

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When asked about the severity of the cow`s burns, doctors responded "medium rare".

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 891655)

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Some considerable time ago, the England cricket team were playing the West Indies at the Oval in south London.
Brian Johnston, who was one of the radio commentators and noted for an impish sense of humour, saw his chance as the West Indies bowler Michael Holding was about to commence his run up to the England batsman Peter Willey.
He announced to the nation '... the bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey'. Elderly spinsters in Royal Tunbridge Wells reached for their smelling salts.

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

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Blockedbywhutnow?

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