yes (please post picture, or video)

when a woman says no, does she really mean yes?

No.

When you say, "i love you, baby" do you mean it?

Yes

Is Joe Jackson correct saying that "it's different for girls"

ill take that as a yes, i love you baby.

carry on...

Yes.
Is she really going out with him?

Yes

Are we not men?

no

who is We?

no (how can i answer "who is we?" with a yes or no?)


can i answer "who is we?" with a yes or no?

Yes (depending on the puctuation like "WHO is WE?" OK, its a stretch, but you could)

Have you ever just decided to leave town and vanished without telling a soul?

Yes, but I chickened out and ended up telling people.

Have you ever drank away your sorrows?

NO (sorrow always floats, it refuses to drown in any amount of alcohol)


Have you ever tried to fix it so, "They'll be SORRY!"

YES - (but it backfired)

Have you ever tried to turn the tables and have it blow up in your face?

Yes.

Do you ever see someone's post and before you read it you're already screaming in your head "OH SHUT UP ALREADY"?

:lol2: YES!!

Ever wax your upper lip?

No. Never waxed, ever.

Have you ever fallen asleep on your keyboard?