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TheMercenary 11-12-2009 02:32 PM

Yep.
[IMG]HOBOLAMA that they did not want me to hot link to[/IMG]

TheMercenary 11-12-2009 02:35 PM

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There are some of these too.

Shawnee123 11-12-2009 02:37 PM

Hahahahahaa...hey! That's a llama! Not the two headed kind, but a llama nonetheless.

(What does como se llama mean? What is the name of your llama)

But in that second photo, yeah, definitely deer. :)

capnhowdy 11-12-2009 04:16 PM

Some people hunt, harvest and package their food. Others wait for someone else to do it for them. It all winds up as fecal material.

@merc: Where was that stalking shot taken? That's a huge fucking cat! ...and one dead deer.

TheMercenary 11-12-2009 04:38 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 608062)
Some people hunt, harvest and package their food. Others wait for someone else to do it for them. It all winds up as fecal material.

@merc: Where was that stalking shot taken? That's a huge fucking cat! ...and one dead deer.

I have no idea, it was one of those streams of em I get from other hunters. I agree, it was huge, and it would make me think twice about hunting there without NVG. :D

TheMercenary 11-12-2009 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 608031)
Yep.
[IMG]HOBOLAMA that they did not want me to hot link to[/IMG]

http://www.nas.com/~jnkllamas/Dazador%20Hobo%2006.jpg

Glinda 11-13-2009 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 608027)
2) No one has ever been able to design a food giver outer thingy that a squirrel can't figure out!

This one works pretty well, although the squirrel does get to eat a bite or two before it kicks in.

Squirrel Feeder

xoxoxoBruce 11-13-2009 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by toranokaze (Post 607999)
It is amazing how one can turn into another so very quickly

Sure, that's guys love catfights. ;)

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 608025)
Ever get the feeling that something was following you in the night?

Over the past couple of years, I've read that was Montana, Colorado, and a double exposure, but who knows? It seems odd the cat could get that close, and the deer not be on a dead run? It's really hard to sneak up on deer

Spexxvet 11-13-2009 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 608025)
... The camera is a game camera usually strapped to a tree that is motion activated....

You have motion activated trees there? Eats, shoots, and leaves.

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 608179)
...Over the past couple of years, I've read that was Montana, Colorado, and a double exposure, but who knows? It seems odd the cat could get that close, and the deer not be on a dead run? It's really hard to sneak up on deer

Deer can smell in the dark. I think you're right - it's 'shoppped.

Shawnee123 11-13-2009 09:53 AM

Smell in the dark? Are there animals whose sense of smell turns off in the dark? I'm not trying to make fun: I can't hear in the dark.

;)

Undertoad 11-13-2009 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Glinda (Post 608176)
This one works pretty well, although the squirrel does get to eat a bite or two before it kicks in.

Squirrel Feeder

Whoa! I totally thought that was gonna be one of those spinning feeders.

Spexxvet 11-13-2009 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 608247)
Smell in the dark? Are there animals whose sense of smell turns off in the dark? I'm not trying to make fun: I can't hear in the dark.

;)

What?

Shawnee123 11-13-2009 10:32 AM

(knocks on your forehead) Dude, deer can smell in the dark? Who can't freaking smell in the dark?

Oh fuggin' forget it.

Write back when you get it.

xoxoxoBruce 11-13-2009 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 608246)
Deer can smell in the dark. I think you're right - it's 'shoppped.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 608247)
Smell in the dark?

That's what he said.

Shawnee123 11-13-2009 11:01 AM

ORLY? Yeah, I can't hear him. It's light out. I can only hear in the light. I have a hearing ear dog to help, but he can't read.

Pie 11-13-2009 11:02 AM

I have a snail that know braille, would that help?

xoxoxoBruce 11-13-2009 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 608247)
I can't hear in the dark.;)

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 608254)
What?

He got it.

Shawnee123 11-13-2009 11:04 AM

Huh?

classicman 11-13-2009 01:04 PM

WHOOOOOOOOOSH

This is how wars start.

limey 11-13-2009 02:11 PM

Shawnee, there is a brand of humour in which any reference to being deaf is treated to the response "What?" as though the responder were themselves deaf. I think this was Spexxvet indulging in this type of humour.
Please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong, Spexx; and to slap me if I didn't need to explain this, Shawnee.

Shawnee123 11-13-2009 02:46 PM

No slapping allowed!

Nah, I got that part of it...

:)

capnhowdy 11-13-2009 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 608246)
You have motion activated trees there? Eats, shoots, and leaves.


Deer can smell in the dark. I think you're right - it's 'shoppped.

That deer could be in full rut. If so he'll walk right over a herd of anything to get to some deer pussy. Kinda like....well... you know....US.;)

limey 11-13-2009 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 608336)
No slapping allowed!

Nah, I got that part of it...

:)

[thinks]Damn[/thinks]

footfootfoot 11-13-2009 11:17 PM

Am I the only person who thought of the possibility that maybe the cougar was downwind of the deer? And maybe there might have even been a breeze.

WWOC?

(what would Occam cut?)

monster 11-13-2009 11:24 PM

Am I the only person who thinks a shawnee/spexxvet jello wrestle might be fun?

footfootfoot 11-13-2009 11:43 PM

That would be a cool opening act for a DanaC / Lookout naked cagematch.

impress 11-14-2009 08:52 AM

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Spexxvet 11-14-2009 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 608417)
Am I the only person who thinks a shawnee/spexxvet jello wrestle might be fun?

Nekkid/lime. I have cast down my gauntlet.

Shawnee123 11-14-2009 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 608417)
Am I the only person who thinks a shawnee/spexxvet jello wrestle might be fun?

:eek:

Can it be lime? I don't like the red jello.

Shawnee123 11-14-2009 08:54 AM

OMG...we posted at the same time! Lime! I rhyme!

Spexxvet 11-14-2009 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 608486)
Nekkid/lime. I have cast down my gauntlet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 608487)
:eek:

Can it be lime? I don't like the red jello.

Haggis

Shawnee123 11-14-2009 08:56 AM

Great minds, and all that...

xoxoxoBruce 11-14-2009 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 607884)
If you know coons, you know that coon has the option of whooping that buck's ass and going home, if he wants to.

I don't think the coon has that option, this time. :mg:

ZenGum 11-14-2009 03:32 PM

LMAO @ Spexx and Shawnee!

Elspode 11-14-2009 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 608488)
OMG...we posted at the same time! Lime! I rhyme!

It isn't as though it was a simultaneous orgasm or anything, you know? :right:

monster 11-14-2009 08:49 PM

virtually, it was.....

monster 11-14-2009 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 608495)
I don't think the coon has that option, this time. :mg:

Just wait, that coon's gonna fart something so bad.........

spudcon 11-15-2009 07:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 608028)
1. Why walk around and risk some dumb assed lawyer from the city from shooting you thinking you are a deer wearing blaze orange vest and an orange hat when you can sit quitely in a deer stand and wait for them to come to you? Hunting the world over differs from region to region.

A more likely scenario. Rednecks know what a deer looks like.

ZenGum 11-15-2009 07:55 PM

:lol: sure it wasn't a vice-president?

TheMercenary 11-16-2009 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 608707)
:lol: sure it wasn't a vice-president?

Yea, but he was only like 20 feet away when he shot that guy in the face. Maybe he has eyesight problems. But if anyone has been to a dove shoot...

capnhowdy 11-16-2009 04:11 PM

REPEAT:

I'd rather go on a dove hunt with Cheney than ride in a convertible with Kennedy.

ZenGum 11-16-2009 05:02 PM

Wait a minute, I didn't know they were shoting doves. I only remembered some non-specific bird shooting.

The symbolism just gets better and better.

TheMercenary 11-16-2009 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 609091)
Wait a minute, I didn't know they were shoting doves. I only remembered some non-specific bird shooting.

The symbolism just gets better and better.

I do believe they were on a quail hunt.

capnhowdy 11-16-2009 06:19 PM

When you get shot with a shotgun, WTF difference does it make?

xoxoxoBruce 11-18-2009 01:20 AM

The size of the pellets they're loaded with. ;)

capnhowdy 11-18-2009 06:47 AM

Good point.

Spexxvet 11-18-2009 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 609100)
I do believe they were on a quail hunt.

And Cheney shot his friend instead of Dan Quail? Missed opportunity.

TheMercenary 11-18-2009 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 609540)
And Cheney shot his friend instead of Dan Quail? Missed opportunity.

You think he should have shot and killed Dan Quail?:eek: Ok.

monster 11-20-2009 11:07 AM

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donated to the thrift shop this week

dmg1969 11-20-2009 01:19 PM

Hopefully it doesn't smell like...........................................mildew. :D

monster 11-20-2009 11:10 PM

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this arrived 5 minutes later:

-they priced the EZ HO at $5, so I guess it was well-named....


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monster 11-20-2009 11:10 PM

We laughed a lot that day....

Flint 11-20-2009 11:21 PM

I like an easy ho. The kind that doesn't have a difficult ass-puzzle.

Shawnee123 11-21-2009 09:21 AM

That ain't no thrift shop. That there's one of them sex shops!

Crimson Ghost 11-22-2009 09:59 PM

The EZHO.
Guliani must be thrilled.

ZenGum 11-28-2009 03:27 AM

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After all that argument, it turns out we were all wrong.

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impress 11-28-2009 02:25 PM

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Crimson Ghost 11-29-2009 01:37 AM

Tangy.

xoxoxoBruce 11-29-2009 11:44 PM

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Hmmmm...

ZenGum 11-30-2009 04:36 AM

You know your signature line ices the cake perfectly.


Preserved for posterity:

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Excuse me Miss, does this handkerchief smell like chloroform?
ETA Well that would have worked better if it hadn't have started a new page. :p


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