The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

Holoprosencephaly.

a cephalic disorder in which the prosencephalon (the forebrain of the embryo) fails to develop into two hemispheres. Normally, the forebrain is formed and the face begins to develop in the fifth and sixth weeks of human pregnancy. Hox genes, which guide placement of embryonic structures, fail to activate along the midline of the head, allowing structures that are normally paired on the left and right to merge. (The condition also occurs in other species, as with Cy, the Cyclops kitten.)

The most severe of the facial defects (or anomalies) is cyclopia, an abnormality characterized by the development of a single eye, located in the area normally occupied by the root of the nose, and a missing nose or a nose in the form of a proboscis (a tubular appendage) located above the eye. The condition is also referred to as cyclocephaly or synophthalmia and is very rare.

From wikipedia.

I agree, severe birth defects are very sad. :(

I think it's photoshoppus scammus

capnhowdy

07-04-2009 08:23 PM

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07-05-2009 09:50 AM

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toranokaze

07-06-2009 06:44 AM

Wasn't that one in the nsfw wtf thread?

Alluvial

07-06-2009 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by spudcon (Post 579612)

I think it's photoshoppus scammus

There's lots of medical photographs of cyclops babies, you can find them easily on the 'net. It's legit.

Mayor of Shekou

07-08-2009 10:14 PM

Fear of God?

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Found on a temple doorway in Inner Mongolia

Crimson Ghost

07-08-2009 11:50 PM

Mmm... Mongolian long pig...

impress

07-12-2009 10:14 AM

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Pie	07-14-2009 08:32 AM

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:eek: As seen here. But wait, there's backstory.

Clodfobble

07-14-2009 08:47 AM

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“This guide to recent research in child development, learning disabilities and psychology, nutrition, and metabolism is designed to help parents and teachers detect and treat conditions that cause children to misbehave.”

Heh. This is my life, right here. I used to have a very inviting child, myself. ;)

Pie	07-14-2009 09:11 AM

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The book won the Delta Kappa Gamma Society International Educator’s Award and the Award for Extraordinary Achievement from the Institute of Neuro-Physiological Psychology when it was published in 1987.

It's an award-winning, completely understandable, possibly useful book -- but good lord, they need to fire their editor! Who picked that title!?

Clodfobble

07-14-2009 09:14 AM

I like the fact that the kid on the cover actually looks like he just got punched in the side of the face. That is some stellar marketing, right there.

Aliantha

07-14-2009 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 581437)

I like the fact that the kid on the cover actually looks like he just got punched in the side of the face. That is some stellar marketing, right there.

I'm sure the morally outraged would pick this book up in a flash, then discover it's true content and decide to buy it so they can brag to all their friends about how clever they are.

dar512

07-14-2009 08:55 PM

The containing page does not have any explanation.

http://resound1.com/twin-brother-in-his-stomach/

http://resound1.com/wp-content/uploa..._Stomach_2.jpg

xoxoxoBruce

07-15-2009 12:52 AM

He is his brothers keeper.

TheMercenary

07-15-2009 06:38 AM

:lol2:

capnhowdy

07-15-2009 07:22 AM

His brother is always shitting on him.

TheMercenary

07-15-2009 07:52 AM

Yea, but at least his head was in the right place.

TheMercenary

07-15-2009 07:58 AM

Check out these fun tools from the past.

http://www.surgicaltechnologists.net...surgical-tools

Anyone up for a Tobacco Smoke Enema (1750s-1810s)?

dmg1969

07-15-2009 12:53 PM

"He's not heavy, he's my brother."

Well...actually he IS kinda heavy!

Oh...he's voting. Does that mean he gets two votes?

Crimson Ghost

07-15-2009 05:14 PM

"get your head out of your ass! Wait, that's not your head OR your ass..."

Sheldonrs

07-15-2009 05:45 PM

"I just need to get this off my chest"

Flint

07-16-2009 05:23 PM

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I couldn't help but follow the link. It gets funnier the more they repeat it.

impress

07-16-2009 08:00 PM

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Shawnee123

07-26-2009 03:21 PM

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spudcon

07-26-2009 06:49 PM

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I never knew Batman's father was a fairy.

xoxoxoBruce

07-26-2009 07:23 PM

How do you know that's not his mother?

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07-26-2009 10:15 PM

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Queen of the Ryche

07-27-2009 02:24 PM

She looks cat-a-tonic.

monster

07-27-2009 07:33 PM

Thanks, Q, couldn't work out what the hell those were supposed to be! :lol:

xoxoxoBruce

07-28-2009 12:05 AM

I must have stared at it for 2 or 3 minutes, before I figured out the things over her nose were cats heads. :rolleyes:

TheMercenary

07-28-2009 06:59 AM

They look like baby manatees. Who the hell is going to hire that chick? For anything. What an idiot.

capnhowdy

07-28-2009 07:06 AM

It's prolly done with a sharpie. This has become really popular in the Hispanic "community."

@Merc: Why be concerned with getting hired when you can live fairly comfortable on handouts?

TheMercenary

07-28-2009 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 584602)

@Merc: Why be concerned with getting hired when you can live fairly comfortable on handouts?

:D

Imagine that. People who want others to pay their way in life while they nothing or nearly nothing. :rolleyes:

Glinda

07-28-2009 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 584602)

It's prolly done with a sharpie. This has become really popular in the Hispanic "community."

Do a google search for "chola."

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NMT3-WLe0-.../ATT870457.jpg
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NMT3-WLe0-.../ATT870456.jpg

EEK.

Shawnee123

07-28-2009 10:49 AM

That's the ugliest freaking crap I've ever seen!

jinx	07-28-2009 10:49 AM

The chocolate milk mustache is especially charming...

Glinda

07-28-2009 10:57 AM

A new take on the monobrow:

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1248796639

Glinda

07-28-2009 11:02 AM

:D

http://blogue.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/chola2.jpg

Shawnee123

07-28-2009 11:18 AM

oh hai! I want to be uglier than anyone ever thought possible. Hand me that sharpie.

monster

07-28-2009 11:39 AM

I did google chola. I wish I hadn't. the one on the left in the Sharpies pic looks like one of the girls from Grange Hill. Except for the "eyebrows"

monster

07-28-2009 11:46 AM

Annette Firman (Nadia Chambers)

http://www.grangehillfans.co.uk/star...a_Chambers.jpg

RellikLaerec

07-29-2009 12:59 AM

I don't know if it should be here or in the NSFW thread. It's clean! It just... well... proves I have a dirty mind! Watch the video! Shake Weight Exercise

monster

07-29-2009 02:17 PM

bwahahahaha
ooh you are awful!

Nirvana

08-03-2009 10:04 PM

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Who is this dentist? Claus Barbie?
Come on in kids for a hygiene visit with "Snuggles"!
:eek:

dar512

08-04-2009 10:14 AM

That'll cause nightmares.

Fangs a lot.

toranokaze

08-04-2009 10:59 PM