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SteveDallas 06-09-2009 10:30 AM

I'm enjoying the show now on video.

(I used to have to go to bed when the theme music started . . . )

Trilby 06-09-2009 11:06 AM

that's so weird. I was just thinking of that episode yesterday...how everyone laughed except mary; and when the funereal started, she couldn't stop laughing...how funny that show really was. I loved Mary. I wanted to be her and have her apartment.

Gravdigr 06-09-2009 09:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 571511)
from here, via a link from the lolcats thread begging cat...

Geez, what is with that guy's Dorothy Hamill hair cut. Most in need of a mullet. EVAH!

Alluvial 06-14-2009 12:16 PM

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I couldn't decide where to put this. Then I thought "well, if I saw this late at night I would definitely be thinking WTF?!".

capnhowdy 06-14-2009 02:11 PM

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SteveDallas 06-14-2009 03:06 PM

"I'm not dead yet . . ."

capnhowdy 06-14-2009 06:26 PM

Aren't they playing pool? Besides 'rolling dem bones'.

Mayor of Shekou 06-14-2009 07:42 PM

mmmmm, Lamb!
 
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Yummy! Looks like inner Mongolia, China. Best lamb I've ever eaten!

Here's one of my pics from Hohhot, the capital:

Mayor of Shekou 06-14-2009 07:46 PM

Yup
 
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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 574093)
Aren't they playing pool? Besides 'rolling dem bones'.

Yeah, there are outdoor pool tables all over China. They're so cheap I was tempted to get one for a combo dining table/pool table (That was before I was married - I know better than to try that now), until I tried playing on it. The felt is like short fur - the balls barely roll at all.

capnhowdy 06-15-2009 07:45 AM

Thanks, Mayor. Very interesting. But what will they do with the wagon load of bones? Seems to me raw meat and bones would start to spoil very quickly. Not to mention the insect infestation.

xoxoxoBruce 06-15-2009 10:17 AM

Insects add protein to the spare ribs. ;)

capnhowdy 06-15-2009 03:48 PM

hmmm... Well I reckon one can never have enough protein.

Mayor of Shekou 06-15-2009 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 574157)
Thanks, Mayor. Very interesting. But what will they do with the wagon load of bones? Seems to me raw meat and bones would start to spoil very quickly. Not to mention the insect infestation.

As far as I know, they mostly sell them for stew. Mongolian lamb stew is superb! (I'm just eating fruit for breakfast, and now my mouth is watering for lamb!)

Mayor of Shekou 06-15-2009 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mayor of Shekou (Post 574303)
As far as I know, they mostly sell them for stew. Mongolian lamb stew is superb! (I'm just eating fruit for breakfast, and now my mouth is watering for lamb!)

P.S. As far as spoilage & insects - most meat in china is sold from non-refrigerated booths. Often there are big markets with tons of tables set up, one area with meat, another with veggies, another with fruit, another with fish (fish usually get ice). We refer to them as "Markets of Death".

spudcon 06-15-2009 07:40 PM

I think I'll pass.

Shawnee123 06-15-2009 07:51 PM

We used to refer to the sandwich machine at my old job "The Wheel of Death." :)

ZenGum 06-15-2009 09:02 PM

Those lambs lok a tad underfed. Poor little mites, no wonder they died.

JuancoRocks 06-15-2009 10:25 PM

The only thing you can make from that is marrow stew.......
bone marrow, when prepared properly, is quite tasty.
slow roasted in the oven, grilled, or stewed are usually the proper preparations.

Bone marrow basically just tastes like rich gelatinous fat.
Mmmmm.
I like my bone marrow stewed and served with warm tortillas and fresh salsa.:headshake

capnhowdy 06-16-2009 06:35 AM

I don't want anything that sits in a wagon on the street most of the day while the courier plays pool. If I ever visit China I will be sure to pack lots of peanut butter and vienna sausage.

glatt 06-16-2009 07:31 AM

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seriously. wtf?

xoxoxoBruce 06-16-2009 09:05 AM

Simon says, raise your arms. ;)

glatt 06-16-2009 09:16 AM

:lol:

but the wtf is the guy holding up the peg leg.

xoxoxoBruce 06-16-2009 09:20 AM

He's out, send him home.

ZenGum 06-16-2009 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 574591)
:lol:

but the wtf is the guy holding up the peg leg.

Hokey pokey fail?

Shawnee123 06-16-2009 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 574782)
Hokey pokey fail?

You suck. I was gonna say "you put your right leg in you put your..."

Grrrrr :p

How about "EVERYBODY, HIDE!"

Elspode 06-16-2009 09:48 PM

They just found out that gas was going to cost them an arm and a leg, and they really, really need gas?

DanaC 06-16-2009 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by JuancoRocks (Post 574417)
The only thing you can make from that is marrow stew.......
bone marrow, when prepared properly, is quite tasty.
slow roasted in the oven, grilled, or stewed are usually the proper preparations.

Bone marrow basically just tastes like rich gelatinous fat.
Mmmmm.
I like my bone marrow stewed and served with warm tortillas and fresh salsa.:headshake


Bit like calfheel. Makes the most amazing gravy evah.

Crimson Ghost 06-16-2009 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 574587)
Simon says, raise your arms. ;)

Aren't you glad you use Dial™?

capnhowdy 06-16-2009 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 574862)
Aren't you glad you use Dial™?

and to finish the TV quote:

"Don't you wish everyone did" ?

spudcon 06-17-2009 10:44 AM

Either they're waiting for their roll-on to dry, or their fingernail polish.

impress 06-18-2009 08:01 AM

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Don't get upset. He's okay.

classicman 06-18-2009 08:38 AM

That'll teach him to keep running ahead of the rest.

Sheldonrs 06-18-2009 09:08 AM

A quick and easy recipe for pressed duck.

Bullitt 06-18-2009 10:45 AM

Speaking of all things animals, PETA is upset with Obama for swatting a fly... no joke.

dmg1969 06-18-2009 12:38 PM

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Don't get upset. He's okay.

That's one way to make sure the little ones don't run off and get lost...

dmg1969 06-18-2009 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 575551)
Speaking of all things animals, PETA is upset with Obama for swatting a fly... no joke.

One of our local talk radio guys interviews people from PITA...I mean PETA every now and then. They have some real winners. One interview I remember was with a woman who was against using anything that kills fleas and ticks on your dog. I'm an animal lover (no...not like the cow guy in the WTF NSFW thread) and some of these people actually frighten me. I always thought PETA stands for People Eating Tasty Animals. If God didn't want us to eat animals...why did he make them out of meat? :D

Gravdigr 06-18-2009 12:53 PM

There is a place for all of God's creatures...right next to the potatoes and gravy.

dar512 06-18-2009 01:57 PM

Except for those fleas and ticks.

Gravdigr 06-18-2009 02:01 PM

I just treat 'em like sesame seeds.

Mayor of Shekou 06-18-2009 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 575634)
I just treat 'em like sesame seeds.

mmmmmm, crunchy!

classicman 06-18-2009 09:47 PM

...and good protein too!

TheMercenary 06-18-2009 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 575607)
There is a place for all of God's creatures...right next to the potatoes and gravy.

Just add salt. Yummy!

xhaos01 06-19-2009 02:58 AM

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I found a new site!!!!

DanaC 06-19-2009 05:13 AM

Wow lol. Awesome pics.

impress 06-19-2009 07:34 AM

The one of the snowmen reminds me of so many wonderful winter Calvin and Hobbes strips.
http://www.leepbutler.com/id159.html

SteveDallas 06-19-2009 09:32 AM

Oh yes, that was my first thought too!

As for the one on the upper left.... it's going to be painful to deliver a baby crusted with icicles! :eek:

capnhowdy 06-19-2009 08:55 PM

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Pie 06-19-2009 09:41 PM

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BigV 06-19-2009 10:10 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 576057)

There *Will* Be Blood.

capnhowdy 06-20-2009 07:18 AM

She's got that look on her face as if she's saying "OK guys. I'm trusting you when you say this won't hurt, but I'm having my doubts."

xhaos01 06-20-2009 04:35 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 576057)

"Gimme my frisbee, BITCH!"

monster 06-20-2009 09:53 PM

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Remind me again, what is taking communion about?

Crimson Ghost 06-20-2009 09:58 PM

Cannibalism.

monster 06-20-2009 10:00 PM

I thought so. she looks way tooo....... innocent?.... for that....

Elspode 06-20-2009 10:08 PM

I think that might be a Confirmation picture, though.

Am I sick because it reminds me of "Like a Virgin"?

ZenGum 06-20-2009 10:31 PM

Notice that is only like a virgin...

dar512 06-20-2009 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 576223)
Remind me again, what is taking communion about?

I don't see the issue.

dar512 06-21-2009 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 576227)
I think that might be a Confirmation picture, though.

Unlikely. The white gloves etc. normally go with the First Communion ceremony.

impress 06-21-2009 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 576225)
Cannibalism.

I always *knew* I liked you, CG. You took the word right outta my mouth.

Crimson Ghost 06-21-2009 01:36 AM

I do my best.


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