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bbro 06-22-2006 02:57 PM

I always like going to www.waiterrant.net
A very funny, well written guy. The stories are usually pretty good and gives a bit of insight on the waitstaff life.

glatt 06-22-2006 03:39 PM

Good stuff there. He can write.

Trilby 06-22-2006 04:03 PM

I wonder where StaceyV is...I hope she's ok.

bbro 06-22-2006 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
Good stuff there. He can write.


He's got some links on there to other webpages, but none as good as his.

xoxoxoBruce 06-22-2006 05:11 PM

I like his style, I'll bookmark the Waiter.:thumb:

rkzenrage 06-22-2006 05:33 PM

http://www.2spare.com/item_39909.aspx

http://www.aperfectworld.org/stupidity.htm

http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html

rkzenrage 06-22-2006 05:44 PM

I gotta' try this.
http://www.illwillpress.com/sml.html

bbro 06-23-2006 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

I love this site! I think I have watched every cartoon on it, I love the squirrel.

richlevy 06-28-2006 07:30 PM

Nancy's Buttons
 
Back in the early 80's, when I was in college, I attending the occasional convention. A group of us went down to Delaware and found Nancy and her button booth. In addition to her catalogue, we had custom buttons made up.

Fast forward to a year or so ago and I came across the 20+ year old printed copy of her catalogue I had brought home. I was curious and did an Internet search to see if she was still in business but did not find anything.

So I was surprised when I tried recently and found this. It's an expanded button/bumper sticker catalogue, with thousands of pithy and humorous choices.

Guns, 1st and 2nd amendments, insanity. The funny thing is that a local bookstore near my house still has a cache of her buttons that are about 15 years old. Every once in a while I buy one out of the bins.

BTW, every time you refresh the page, it changes the random slogan.

A few I found funny.

Quote:

If you can read this, you're in range
If it still has feelings, it isn't cooked enough
Conservatives should learn the difference between a sin and a crime and liberals should learn the difference between a virtue and a requirement
I don't brake for incumbents
I don't care if *they* get the government they deserve, but why do *I* have to get the government they deserve?
If you could print all the money you wanted, and steal all the money you wanted, couldn't you manage to stay out of debt?
:D

I might be getting the Paypal ready.

wolf 06-29-2006 01:59 AM

If only I had known. I think I met Nancy at ForksBob's ... I've corresponded with her on a Philadelphia-based elist for years. I have a couple of her buttons from cons as well.

rkzenrage 06-29-2006 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richlevy
Back in the early 80's, when I was in college, I attending the occasional convention. A group of us went down to Delaware and found Nancy and her button booth. In addition to her catalogue, we had custom buttons made up.

Fast forward to a year or so ago and I came across the 20+ year old printed copy of her catalogue I had brought home. I was curious and did an Internet search to see if she was still in business but did not find anything.

So I was surprised when I tried recently and found this. It's an expanded button/bumper sticker catalogue, with thousands of pithy and humorous choices.

Guns, 1st and 2nd amendments, insanity. The funny thing is that a local bookstore near my house still has a cache of her buttons that are about 15 years old. Every once in a while I buy one out of the bins.

BTW, every time you refresh the page, it changes the random slogan.

A few I found funny.

:D

I might be getting the Paypal ready.

This one is awesome!
Quote:

So this is how liberty dies, to thunderous applause
One morel.
Quote:

Hello. My name is Oedipus. You are my father. Prepare to die.

xoxoxoBruce 06-29-2006 12:13 PM

Want help with a math problem? :confused:

xoxoxoBruce 06-29-2006 12:15 PM

Want to know when to buy plane tickets? :confused:

dandrain 06-29-2006 07:18 PM

NSFW? http://www.fat-pie.com/milkman.htm

xoxoxoBruce 06-29-2006 08:18 PM

Jesus dandrain, that's gross. Do you know the sick mother that made that? :eyebrow:

richlevy 06-29-2006 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
If only I had known. I think I met Nancy at ForksBob's ... I've corresponded with her on a Philadelphia-based elist for years. I have a couple of her buttons from cons as well.

Wow, it's too bad I wasn't at that one.

Here's a few that seem a little obtuse for buttons
Quote:

Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt stars
It's like brother Nietzsche said--being human is a complicated gig, so give that dark night of the soul a hug and howl the eternal yes
and a cute one
Quote:

I gave my books their own room. Now they want the whole house.
Ok, one more
Quote:

Does it have enhanced IR vision, a particle beam weapon with target acquisition, highly amplified arm/leg systems, self-contained atmosphere, and a small nuclear plant? No? Not much of a "power suit", is it?

wolf 06-30-2006 01:15 AM

For one of my D&D groups it would have been really cool to have one made that said "Is it made of human skin?"

The PCs were ALWAYS asking that, and it became a running gag.

bigw00dy 06-30-2006 01:50 PM

?????

Explanation of a sort

xoxoxoBruce 06-30-2006 08:15 PM

Sounds like a good site to stay away from until people that have the capacity to deal with bad consequences have checked it out. :eyebrow:

Tse Moana 07-01-2006 08:56 AM

Safe to click on, really. And good site too, I kinda wish I'd known about it before, get to see the countdown and stuff.

wolf 07-03-2006 01:51 AM

Click to change colors

bigw00dy 07-03-2006 07:37 PM

are you hungry enough??

MsSparkie 07-04-2006 08:22 PM

80's music


Blue Balls

footfootfoot 07-04-2006 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Jesus dandrain, that's gross. Do you know the sick mother that made that? :eyebrow:

I'd rather see goatse any day.

xoxoxoBruce 07-05-2006 06:39 PM

nsfw
 
How to give hand jobs NSFW :blush:

MsSparkie 07-05-2006 08:48 PM

They look pretty blue....too bad the real ones aren't blue in real life. And blueberry flavoured.

BigV 07-06-2006 03:01 AM

Nice one, xoB, and here's a nice one in return.

xoxoxoBruce 07-06-2006 04:02 AM

Excellent V, I found a real good one there I'll take to Relationships. :D

bigw00dy 07-06-2006 09:22 AM

Attention the Earth is flat!

MsSparkie 07-07-2006 06:27 PM

Dull Men's Club ...amusing

wolf 07-08-2006 01:52 AM

Just in case you misplaced the playbook.

Ibby 07-12-2006 06:18 PM

http://www.conservative-kids.com/

rkzenrage 07-12-2006 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

It's tha' pocky-lypse.
I like how it follows the one before it.

bigw00dy 07-13-2006 02:20 PM

Birthday calculator with some great facts
 
You will Enjoy!

Shawnee123 07-14-2006 11:02 AM

I am Fallopian Shizzlemah
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/ghetto/

wolf 07-14-2006 02:22 PM

Fellatio Cwac Cwac for my legal first and last name.

as last name only "wolf" ... Dr. Kool.

Trilby 07-14-2006 02:53 PM

Huh. "Fellatio Kool"---kinda eery how accurate.
My son is "Ass Machine Juice"--weird

Guyute 07-14-2006 09:58 PM

http://www.q104.ca/index.asp?ObjID=1197

xoxoxoBruce 07-16-2006 06:41 PM

Take a virtual tour of "Steve's Weird House" in Seattle.
This, my friends, is the king of doodads. :notworthy

spooke 07-16-2006 10:03 PM

Heh, I am "Ass Machine Teapot, Yo"

Billy 07-16-2006 10:26 PM

New Long March 2
 
http://www.newlongmarch2.com/Default_en.asp

Elspode 07-16-2006 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Take a virtual tour of "Steve's Weird House" in Seattle.
This, my friends, is the king of doodads. :notworthy

Dude has a frigging bazooka hanging from his ceiling.

richlevy 07-17-2006 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spooke
Heh, I am "Ass Machine Teapot, Yo"

I'm "Rock Hard Teapot, Yo". The funny thing is I actually do have a teapot at work. So along with the rest of it, they're %100.:D

xoxoxoBruce 07-17-2006 06:40 PM

Space Invaders recreated by stop-motion animation of people sitting in auditorium seats. :D

rkzenrage 07-17-2006 11:10 PM

Sweet

xoxoxoBruce 07-18-2006 06:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Billy

Billy, that's a great link. I read the whole site, to date, and really enjoyed it. Thanks.:thumb2:

zippyt 07-22-2006 12:08 AM

which Dr. Seuss char, are you ??
I am ,
http://="http://images.quizilla.com/...wnresult.jpg"]

De Quiz , http://quizilla.com/users/amishlurke...0are%20you%3F/

Elspode 07-22-2006 09:05 AM

http://abalatoninyar.fw.hu/

Animated commercial for a Hungarian resort.

Elspode 07-22-2006 09:08 AM

I am Sam I Am. Despite this result, I do not like green eggs and ham, primarily because they are probably tainted.

xoxoxoBruce 07-24-2006 03:59 PM

nsfw
 
These pictures are definitely not safe for work, but they are beautiful. :blush:

richlevy 07-24-2006 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
These pictures are definitely not safe for work, but they are beautiful. :blush:

The maple syrup one was very classy, but the peach hummer wins for originality:cool:.

wolf 07-25-2006 11:16 PM

I am Horton.

bigw00dy 07-26-2006 05:55 AM

i can't get this one yet
 
Try this game out. I think the goal is to find things around the garage to get the motorcycle out. Im kinda stumped! ooh well.

Shawnee123 07-26-2006 03:46 PM

One of those games where you have to figure your way out of a locked room. I love these games, always a little trickier than you first thought they might be. If you know of any more let me know, please!

glatt 07-26-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123
One of those games where you have to figure your way out of a locked room. I love these games, always a little trickier than you first thought they might be. If you know of any more let me know, please!

I have a love-hate relationship with these games. I hate this one now. Too much time on it, and I'm so close, but can't figure out the last clue. They only give portions of the numbers for the last code. Am I supposed to plug all the combinations in? How tedious.

Happy Monkey 07-26-2006 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt
I have a love-hate relationship with these games. I hate this one now. Too much time on it, and I'm so close, but can't figure out the last clue. They only give portions of the numbers for the last code. Am I supposed to plug all the combinations in? How tedious.

The other half is there. Hint:
One half: mirror
Other half: tire

bigw00dy 07-27-2006 05:49 AM

front tire + mirror = last code

glatt 07-27-2006 09:19 AM

Thanks guys. I went back this AM and solved it quickly. Although they changed the codes from the last time I played, so I had to do the whole game over again.

Shawnee123 07-27-2006 10:35 AM

I can't figure out how to combine, or use object. I can get them into inventory but then what? I went to the home page but I can't read Japanese. Help?

glatt 07-27-2006 10:40 AM

Select the object in your inventory by clicking on it, then click in the room where you want to use the object.


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