I am green this morning. I had too much to drink last night with the girls and at 2:30 I realized it was time to start driving the porcelain bus. It was a long trip. I only got off at about 9am this morning.

I swear my guts have just about turned themselves inside out. :(

try drinking rum. and only rum. captain morgan.

Aye, nothing but rum could get you driving that bus :D

I hope you feel better soon, Aliantha.

Buahahahahahahaha

Oopps....sorry....I mean....




Hope you feel better soon, Ali :)

my present piss is untenable. see y'all post class re onion.

Just had a nice nap and am feeling much better. I think the mcdonalds really helped also.

A bit of grease to rejuvenate the liver is always good. ;)

I think I'll stay off the grog for a little while now. Not too keen on a repeat performance.

You're such a bitch duckling.

St Ronald (of the McDonald clan) is the patron saint of drinkers.
You're on the mend if you can keep it down!

Yeah, I'm doing ok. Just trying to rehydrate now.

My teeth hurt though. lol It really sux.

Argh. Tried to write a couple of responses but really quite drunk.
No experiment this time, just posting three sheets to the wind.

How'd the packing go today? Did you get far?

I'm soooooooooo regretting the friggn LiveEart party tomorrow when i Have to get up for wrok.

In support of my *i'm off fucking men* and I mean, I am off *fucking* men and I am off fucking *men*....I stayed home tonite.

I had a lovely bath and about a bottle n a half of Zibibbo....I didnt realise bath n wine would mean I would get pissed easy.

'pparently it does.

Anybody bout?

Oh....I dont mean I am off, as in, I am out fucking men, I meant off, I'm not doing it anymore...well...for a while at least.

My ex (practically teetotal) used to believe drinking in the bath was really dangerous because you got drunk so quickly it was possible to slip under the water and drown.

I never did get this...

You guys act as if you don't read books and drink in the tub.....
:D

What? Doesn't everyone do that?

Sundae Girl By the way- your photos just get better and better on that other thread- keep 'em coming!:)

Well, you shouldn't do shots of Everclear that way. (198 proof or so)

So, anyone up for it tonight?

Looks like I get to be meaninglessly drunk all by myself tonight. I wonder how much I can annoy Bruce before I decide to go to bed.

Well I just got up and milked the goat so I'm probably a couple hours from booze. I watched a pretty depressing movie last night. Boys don't cry with Hillary Swank. Did you see it yet?

Ohhh yes. Saw that years ago. Excellent movie.

Hey...no tear jerkers at this time of the night! i haven't seen it...not going to see it.

I'll just have my gin.

Good call Ali. Very sensible you aussie chicks.

Booze and that movie would lead to a downward spiral. Strong flick though.

I am thinking of the right one yeah? With the single mum?

The main character is a girl (Swank) with gender identity issues. She knows she's a guy so she starts dressing as one in "trailer park" Nebraska. She also has problems with alcohol, stealing cars and such. I think it is based on a true story. Pretty heavy stuff, violent content.

oh. okay it's not the film I was thinking about :P

Though now you say it I have actually seen that film.

Griff, you may find this interesting.

http://www.chasingthefrog.com/reelfaces/boysdontcry.php

It looks at the real case and how the film relates (or doesn't) to that.

Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
Great movie! Hilary Swank and Chloe Sevigny both are wonderful in it.

Tomorrow I'll have to review what I've tonight here posted and suffer the appropriate consequences.

I plan on making a complete ass of myself tomorrow night while Selene is off for the weekend at a sybaritic festival on her own.

Well that's something to look forward to. ;)

Ohhhh, lemme know what time 'spode, I'm in for some arse making

I woke up early this morning with a vague memory of leaving the neighbors, followed eventually by being on the Cellar, but it's all a little hazy. I was surprised this morning to see that I was here for over an hour and that I had posted quite a bit.

I was glad not to see any syntactical, grammatical or morphological errors. I think a bottle of wine improves my writing.

I'm also glad that the bear didn't eat me.

The dudes I live with (two of them) and myself decided to get ourself a keg to kick off the start of leave. Well the beerstore had only crappy beers and expensive Killians, so we went ahead and bought the equivalent, or 126 pints of PBR. I'm pretty sure it kicked our ass, but we're finishing it off tonight (this was yesterday). Pictures soon to follow

Woah woah woah woah.. someone need s to play gears of war with me on xboxlive right now.
do it
i need an ass to kick

[edit] switchingtoguns on XBL

I'm drunker already than any of you will be later...I'll come back and prove it after awhile. Slackers.

One Cuttysark tonight. Sorry guys I'll try to do better.

Bring it
In the minds of the main mattering men the slow down before the speed up will add to the art of this artifice.
i cant feel my feet

Thats tonight, the pineapple is frickin amazing

I've now consumed about 3/4 of a bottle of gin, and am now working on beer. I am a God.

All ye who dare, come to gabbly chat...bring your beverages.

Hmmmm...gin? Does that mean you're going to start crying Els? lol

Well fuck, I'm late, but I am here with me gin

we're in chat

Ah, now we've just left chat...

I'm stone cold sober....haven't drunk anything for four days. I'm trying to get healthy, but I am coming to the conclusion that good health is overrated...

Only if he's started to love Big Brother.

Well, i dunno about big brother, but I know that if I'm in any way emotional and then get sloshed on gin I just know I"m going to start blubbering. So much so that my husband just waits till it starts and then puts me to bed. lol

Well, if you ever wanted to know -- last page of 1984.

I know, its like only Friday over there, but cmon....someone?

my family is kidnappin gmn me

they are!


fucking kidnnnapping me

Tell them to fuck off

well

unless they have your best intentions at heart>?

wytf havent you updated yourr thread pedal?

I mean petal

and you reeally shouldna tell them to fuck off, its not pleasantness at all

its jus my first reaction to people trying to make mee do stuff

Seriously, one of you fuckeers better play with me tonite, or there will be consequences!!

I've put a bitof effort into getthing this drunk this early.

C'mon, I iz srs duck 2nte!!

Oh gawd, it's early alright--like 4:30 am early here!

OK, so where the fuck did you go, Ducks??

Oh I am back

I was reading the *other* threads and getting on my silly soap box

So what are you drinkin??