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zippyt 02-01-2007 10:03 AM

GOOD one UT !!!

Undertoad 02-01-2007 10:13 AM

It was labeled "the cruelest tattoo"

Sundae 02-01-2007 12:13 PM

I like the fact it says "Enjoy"
It suggests to me that you could be shorter, but it won't be as much fun for you....

rkzenrage 02-01-2007 04:05 PM

So it is cruel to her, echo chamber.

Bullitt 02-01-2007 11:42 PM

http://photofile.ru/photo/fishki_net...3/44146480.jpg
:sick:

rkzenrage 02-01-2007 11:48 PM

Now there is a death-trap waiting to happen.

monster 02-02-2007 07:35 AM

How on earth......

...do you get knockers like that...

....... and legs like that and not fall over?

Spexxvet 02-02-2007 08:19 AM

Think it's 'shopped?

RellikLaerec 02-02-2007 10:27 AM

Yea I would say it is shopped. Look at her right leg where the boob touches the knee. the shadowing doesnt look right. But I would have to say that if it werent shopped, she would still have a good size set! Looking at her left one you can make out the outline of where it was spliced, to say the least.

monster 02-02-2007 12:15 PM

you're right about the shadows. i think I was too scared to look closely enough before :eek:

chrisinhouston 02-02-2007 03:38 PM

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It’s so embarrassing being around amateur photographers…

Shawnee123 02-02-2007 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet (Post 312362)
Think it's 'shopped?

No one would or could carry those around.

busterb 02-03-2007 07:30 PM

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Hey!! Is this ? Naw can't be

SteveDallas 02-03-2007 08:09 PM

Just imagine what's going to happen when the bird decides to fly off, and he has to get up and chase after it.

zippyt 02-03-2007 08:48 PM

That looks suprisengly like a camp ground we go to exept fot the fat nude guy

Undertoad 02-04-2007 10:14 PM

http://cellar.org/2007/flashem.jpg

footfootfoot 02-04-2007 10:55 PM

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE DOWAS!

ROCK!

Deuce 02-04-2007 10:59 PM

Is that a wide mouth root beer in that juvenile's hand?

lumberjim 02-04-2007 11:05 PM

do you think that that's his mom?

Cloud 02-04-2007 11:13 PM

piercings could cure those inverse nipples

Undertoad 02-07-2007 07:31 PM

http://cellar.org/2007/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg

Perry Winkle 02-07-2007 07:37 PM

I might read the Bible if it were all written on media of that quality.

capnhowdy 02-07-2007 08:21 PM

I can read it now......

...and Capnhowdy begat.........

Clodfobble 02-07-2007 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Tattoo
There is no limit to it's faith.

Man. If I had a punctuation error in my tattoo I think I'd kill myself.

incommunicadocat 02-07-2007 10:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 313812)
Man. If I had a punctuation error in my tattoo I think I'd kill myself.

Yep.
I'd kill you too.

DucksNuts 02-07-2007 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 313812)
Man. If I had a punctuation error in my tattoo I think I'd kill myself.

Hmmm, it looks correct on my screen??? It's, but the s is just touching the t.

lumberjim 02-07-2007 10:25 PM

the correct usage of it's and its

DucksNuts 02-07-2007 11:17 PM

Oh doh.

I dont give a rats arse today though :)

monster 02-08-2007 07:44 PM

It's OK, it's only Sharpie.

footfootfoot 02-08-2007 07:53 PM

Love may protect my preserves, but I'll give em fifteen minutes in a canning bath in any case.

Elspode 02-08-2007 10:14 PM

I think she should have the Ten Commandments tatooed on the insides of her thighs. Its a good thing she doesn't live next door. I'm afraid I'd have to covet my neighbors ass.

Cloud 02-08-2007 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 313812)
Man. If I had a punctuation error in my tattoo I think I'd kill myself.

that's about what I thought, too! Otherwise, it's very well done, and way better than putting some bozo's name on there.

Crimson Ghost 02-09-2007 05:46 AM

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Sometimes the posts fall into place all by themselves...

Sheldonrs 02-10-2007 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 313747)

At last! Proof that there IS a code in the bible. And this pic shows it can be cracked!

richlevy 02-10-2007 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 314574)
At last! Proof that there IS a code in the bible. And this pic shows it can be cracked!

Big deal, it's just like watching Fox News - eventually you will see some ass quoting scripture.

Shawnee123 02-11-2007 03:30 PM

Love is patient. Love is kind. Love will not stick its penis in the bad place with no warning. Love loves butts. Love needs to be kept clean lest the words become illegible. Love transcends stupid people getting stupid tatoos in stupid places.

Assinthians 4:20

:cool:

beauregaardhooligan 02-11-2007 07:34 PM

whathesaid ^

xoxoxoBruce 02-20-2007 12:04 PM

You want WTF? I'll give you WTF.:haha:

Sundae 02-20-2007 12:09 PM

The hair/ breast combination.
I mean THAT was enough.

But the quasi-sexual pose on an A Team duvet in long stripey socks. No.

rkzenrage 02-20-2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 314574)
At last! Proof that there IS a code in the bible. And this pic shows it can be cracked!

Now that is a target I can hit!

Elspode 02-20-2007 10:59 PM

Bruce, baby...we have to talk about the web sites you've been hitting. Right after I finish bleaching my eyes.

rkzenrage 02-20-2007 11:03 PM

So, would that be post-op, of their meds?

joelnwil 02-22-2007 09:40 AM

Now that was terrible!

Try this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNrxZuR3gcQ

richlevy 02-24-2007 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joelnwil (Post 317660)
Now that was terrible!

Try this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNrxZuR3gcQ

Stephen Lynch is hilarious.:lol2:

RellikLaerec 03-04-2007 02:15 PM

Take a ride on the Marry-go-round!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...y-go-round.jpg

Kagen4o4 03-04-2007 02:23 PM

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA. its funny because they didnt mean it

monster 03-04-2007 02:33 PM

Is that shopped or am I really seeing a Goatse carousel?

seakdivers 03-04-2007 04:49 PM

oh you've got to be kidding me..... more goatse...

RellikLaerec 03-04-2007 05:22 PM

Kinda give a whole new meaning to stuffing it!
http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h6...c/Trashcan.jpg

Sundae 03-05-2007 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 320002)
Is that shopped or am I really seeing a Goatse carousel?

It's real.

I can't link to the precise picture but it's via this page, Parc Asterix, The Park, Attractions, For the Whole Family, On Land and By Air, Autres (phew!)

"Le Carrousel de César : Inside Obelix's pants, on horseback, or in a drakkar - the little Gauls keep going round and round!"

wolf 03-05-2007 12:50 PM

That confirms absolutely everything I have ever thought about the French.

Happy Monkey 03-05-2007 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 320299)
"Le Carrousel de César : Inside Obelix's pants, on horseback, or in a drakkar - the little Gauls keep going round and round!"

It's Obelix! I knew he seemed familiar, but I must say that is an unfamiliar perspective on him...

zippyt 03-05-2007 06:11 PM

ever woundered how dildos are made ??
http://public.fotki.com/tinynibbles/...-factory-tour/

Perry Winkle 03-05-2007 06:26 PM

I saw a documentary on how they make the molds...some dude has to get hard and stay hard for a ridiculously long time (something like 1-2 hours) while they take a cast of his junk.

capnhowdy 03-05-2007 08:16 PM

I wonder if they'd consider a 'caster' in the 1 to 2 minute range?

footfootfoot 03-05-2007 08:44 PM

You can use alginate, the stuff dentists use to cast teeth. It sets up in a minute or so, but the mold only has a short life before it dries out. You've gotta make a plaster or wax cast within a couple of hours

rkzenrage 03-06-2007 11:11 AM

Can someone help me with this?

http://www.serebiiforums.com/showthread.php?t=147025

lumberjim 03-06-2007 11:31 AM

no

Pi 03-06-2007 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 320447)
ever woundered how dildos are made ??
http://public.fotki.com/tinynibbles/...-factory-tour/

That dog scares me a little and especially all the sick connections between that dog and dildos which come to my mind :worried:

Shawnee123 03-06-2007 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt (Post 320447)
ever woundered how dildos are made ??
http://public.fotki.com/tinynibbles/...-factory-tour/

I'm so gonna get a QA job there. Micrometers? Better bring in the big calibers, baby.


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