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lookout123 06-14-2005 12:15 AM

wow, Jim never sucks up to Jinx like that. in the cellar anyway.

wolf 06-14-2005 12:16 AM

So, I was talking about this thread to someone. Her response was, "sounding? you didn't know what that was, why didn't you just ask me?"

I explained that it was the wee hours of the morning when I saw it, and would have involved her if an answer hadn't presented itself.

Then we walked right across the border into TMI land.

She said, "I had it done for the first time on Friday Night."

She made a number of whoo-hoo type noises to indicate the extent to which she sees this as a "very good thing."

lookout123 06-14-2005 12:54 AM

i've seen, heard, done some pretty out there things, but i'm not even able to visualize what the hell we are talking about here. and that is unusual, because i can spend hours visualizing... :headshake

BrianR 06-14-2005 08:03 AM

Did someone say, SHARE!
 
Actually, I'm not going to squick you here. I'm too nice a guy for that.

But! You can go squick yourself and see sound sets, diagrams for use and info links here. . Warning! Might not be safe for work! You have been warned. :mg:

busterb 06-14-2005 11:36 AM

Damn! Does no one just screw anymore? As like dog fashion, 69, in the car, in kitchen or where ever. I guess time has passed me by!

Trilby 06-14-2005 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV
Try the crook of your elbow...

Whoa... what has deviated from "sex" here? I'm finding all of this quite instructive. You're not twigged by RS's comments are you? I think it was a compliment.


NO, no...not twigged by comment. Was distracted while reading cellar at library. Must really only view/post on Sex thread from comfort of own home and not when at mercy of homeless people, crazies out on pass, etc. Must learn to read more closely, too. Computer to be fixed thursday by very cute man who came to my house today. Very, Very cute. Are home-computer fix-it guys the new "tv repairman"? If I nail him, I'll let ya know!! ;)

BigV 06-14-2005 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf
--snip--
Then we walked right across the border into TMI land.

This is where I started laughing loud enough to draw attention to myself in the office...

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf
She said, "I had it done for the first time on Friday Night."

This is is just piling on... :lol2:

BigV 06-14-2005 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
NO, no...not twigged by comment. Was distracted while reading cellar at library.

Ahh. Good.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
Computer to be fixed thursday by very cute man who came to my house today. Very, Very cute. Are home-computer fix-it guys the new "tv repairman"?

:eek:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna
If I nail him, I'll let ya know!!

This really happens? Not in my experience, and I've fixed a lot of stuff. Not me, not my friends (you excepted, of course), not any friends of friends, just the characters in a story. Some of which are more titillating than others.

But don't let my disbelief slow you down. Post away.

BigV 06-14-2005 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123
i've seen, heard, done some pretty out there things, but i'm not even able to visualize what the hell we are talking about here. and that is unusual, because i can spend hours visualizing... :headshake

I doubt you want to know, really. My limited imagination is...saturated.

But if you ask again, I (and I imagine several other dwellars) would verbally illustrate.

lookout123 06-14-2005 04:04 PM

what you are forgetting bigV is that you are a guy. the likelihood of an attractive repair girl visiting you are pretty slim. the possibility of her willing to bump the headboard with you are next to nil.

whereas... Bri is a female. the repair dude is a male. if Bri wants to have him all she has to do is say something along the lines of, "wanna do it"? and faster than you can blink she'll have her fill of repairman.

lookout123 06-14-2005 04:05 PM

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But if you ask again, I (and I imagine several other dwellars) would verbally illustrate.
no, i've got the "what". i'm more confused about the "why". and the "how", i guess - as in how is this considered pleasurable?

wolf 06-14-2005 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by lookout123
...faster than you can blink she'll have her fill of repairman.

Bwah haha ha!

footfootfoot 06-14-2005 08:36 PM

Did Brianna just say "natch"?

That is so hot!

Be sure to use that on the reapir guy.

Lookout is right, btw.

Well, about this anyway.

plthijinx 06-15-2005 12:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BrianR

oh good lord jesus christ! :worried:

plthijinx 06-15-2005 12:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna
If I nail him, I'll let ya know!! ;)

do it! do it! you need some strange girl! oh, and take some pics for the ol' sex thread! :D :blush:


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