Mine's just a silly pun. Length * Width = Area.

and that's a pun because.....?

is it some kind of math teacher type humor?

im afraid you'll have to break it down for me.....it escapes me

area 51?
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Yep. Like I said. Silly. But what the heck, I like it.

It's been bothering me, because this thread reminded me of something. Now I remember:

While having the duchess to tea
She said, "Do you burp when you pee?"
I said, "Not a bit.
Do you fart when you shit?"
Which I'd say left the honors to me.

The longer you live, the more your head resembles Bruce's house full of doodads. There's a whole closet full of limericks in mine.

GOT ANY FUNNY ONES? :)

The Internet Movie Database is Your Friend.

Most films on the database have a Memorable Quotes section.

In this we find:

"It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. It does this whenever it's told."

Hey. I like that one.

*muttering* tough crowd.

OK. Here's another:

There once was a girl Anne Heiser
Who swore that no man would surprise her
But Pabst took a chance
found the Schlitz in her pants
and now she is sadder Budweiser

The author points out that one should not criticize this poem as it is just a draft.

My favorite is the set of three limericks about the women from Birmingham. But I don't know how X-rated we're allowed to be on the Cellar. UT?

Errm...I think I've just about chased anyone under 18 away..

THANKS!

Not a limerick, exactly:

Pretty Mary donned her skates,
Upon the ice to frisk;
Wasn't she a silly girl
Her little * ?


And this classic, which I'm sure I got from the Cellar BBS cookie file:

A UNIX saleslady, Lenore
Liked work but she liked the beach more.
She found a good way
To combine work and play--
She sells C shells by the seashore.

That has a certain ring to it.

If the above is your definition of poetry, then it's really not that big of a jump from piss.

TAG LINE ALERT!!!