Do the natives ever rise up and kill the lot of you exploder...um...explorer types? How many of you have ever been gang raped by a tribe of silverbacks?

I am Bwana Dik!

yeah, that'll do it. :(

Unacceptable!
i was sure i had a sharp stick around here somewhere...
ah there it is!
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2248/...52c8c3.jpg?v=0

Um...some of our horniest members are in England.

Come to think of it, Monster...*you're* a Brit.

Pippip! I have found some children's games that closely match our children's tomfoolery!
http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=17110

It is mighty impressive my fellow explorers! These savages have managed husbandry! http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php?t=19396
This is unprecedented(sp?) Never before have i seen an obviously savage uneductaed culture devolop this level of control over large mammals... This completely unearths many theories!

I'll have to ponder this for a while.

Bwana make typo.

Now, good Doctor, don't blame the poor fellow... he was probably startled by the sheer ribaldry of these people! A man from the Queen's England can't be expected to stand firm in the face of such overt lewdness, not given where we come from... and speaking of which, we had best pray that our ladies at home never hear of this place. Those dear girls. We must protect this pristine culture!

:D

(you want to share SG?)

You will never be able to go back to the "ladies" at home after you've had a taste of the women here. Why would you want to? Once you've explored the best who needs the rest.

@Elspode: oh my! you have discovered that i also, am fallible!
I must apologize mates, our plan for posing as gods won't continue and its all my fault.
Please don't hate me for making a simple mistake after drinking a bottle of gin.


On a brighter note, i have found a perfect candidate for our local cult the WOMP cabal!
http://www.cellar.org/showpost.php?p...&postcount=104
Isn't his art reminiscent of our own WOMP masters?

i'm very sufficient

I think you quite misunderstand. Our ladies, while indeed beautiful and dainty to look upon, are quite likely the most fearsome and dangerous creatures that exist on the planet... I tremble to think of what horrors might await this peaceful tribe should their curiosity be awakened! Heaven forbid! No. I would sooner see these dear folk terrorized by pterodactyls, than fall under the rapacious eye of our dear ladies.

oh, some apperitifs.....