By far this is my favorite thread... seriously Monstor... you aught to actually make a calendar for next Christmas using these and sell them to benifit the tip jar... I'd totally buy one...

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Fucking brilliant!

I haven't been following this thread. I just saw thme all now!

oh. and:

...they're M&M cocks (strictly for the uk dwellars)

...

Oh no you di'n't!
Ah Monster... nasty!

Whats bottom left anyway?
I can't make it out.
Bottom right is far clearer than I need...

DallasJesus is watching you masturbate?

Jinx hiney! Hahahahaha! It's perfect, shiny and round! I LOVE IT!

Bravo! excellent another outstanding edition.

I'm thinking, a coffee-table book... a glossy, annotated retrospective, with all the in-jokes detailed and explained.

Someone could do their sociology/anthropology PhD thesis on Cellar in-jokes. Any takers?

If I wasn't specialising in eighteenth-century history, I'd love to do a history of internet culture.

I think there's a market for Goatse ornaments. Seriously.

24: On the First Day of Christmas....
 

(I may have taken a few liberties with the lyrics....)

The Lyrics (spoiler)

1) Monster in a Fail Tree
2) Dallas Birds
3) British Hens
4) Caliing Badgers
5) Gold Rings
6) Sexy Labrat a-laying
7) Cellarites Swimming
8) Maid-a-milking
9) Ladies larging-it-up
10) Luvvies Performing
11) Piper Piping
12) Drummers drumming

Cool !!!