The Cellar: Dipped in Milk Chocolate but sprinkled with nuts.
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fun with oxymorons!
the cellar- a neat mess...
so tainted, it's pure... the place to exchange polite insults... a terribly good place for working dysfunctionals to use a clean public restroom, a serious joke... an authentic imitation of a little coffee shop an accident on purpose a place for all the masculine girls, tall midgets, bald brunettes, jumbo shrimp, hateful lovers and antisocial friends. a place to get a dry drink and a healthy cigarette. come try our inedible food and virgin martinis! a place full of relaxing tension and easy stress. a pleasant hell. a place for all of you sleeping insomniacs, sober alcoholics and frigid nymphomaniacs... the cellar: blunt as a razor and sharp as a peg.. the cellar: the beginning of the end. |
Too long for a tag line, but I'll vote for it to be the offical Cellar opening contradictory poem. :)
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The Cellar: A Beautiful Disaster
The Cellar: You can put ketchup on a shit sandwich, but it'll still taste like a shit sandwich |
But ketchupier.
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The cellar: Jump into the deep end of the thought pool. Just beware of the floating turds.
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Welcome to The Cellar, the place that even Frodo's Elven light couldn't illuminate.
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Welcome to the Cellar- wanna buy a t-shirt?
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the cellar: sharper than a bowling ball
the cellar: smarter than a bag of hair the cellar: a study in coolness the cellar: we know the meaning of life the cellar: pull my finger! |
One nation, under toad...
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Paradigms deconstructed While-U-Wait
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Your source for answers with no question asked
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Your source for questions with no answers given
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The Cellar: We'll give you a name when you lose
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We may insult you, but never your intelligence.
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