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Elspode 05-01-2009 05:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 561707)
So will you. Muahahahahahaha!!!!!


Undertoad 05-01-2009 05:41 PM

i met that dude

he was still proud of his song

Elspode 05-01-2009 06:10 PM

About twenty years ago, my first wife and I got shitfaced with our best friends, a handsome couple. We dug out their old 45's and put a stack on the adaptor spindle, and ended up with this record being the last one, which played over and over while we had sex in the living room (each of us with our own wives, but still....).

I think that's when I realized I was pretty twisted.

squirell nutkin 05-01-2009 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 558144)

Choose one:

1) Why this old thing? I only wear this when I don't care what I look like.

2) It's laundry day.

capnhowdy 05-04-2009 09:23 PM

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Crimson Ghost 05-04-2009 11:45 PM

That's some good police work there, Lou.

capnhowdy 05-05-2009 06:57 AM

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Crimson Ghost 05-05-2009 04:26 PM

Courageous Cat is now a CIA operative.

Scriveyn 05-08-2009 06:50 AM

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glatt 05-08-2009 07:27 AM

I've always been impressed with German engineering. The fact that they frame their signs with metal pipe and support the sign on the edges instead of just bolting them to a vertical pole impresses me. I don't know if it's really any more sturdy, but it looks good.

But why is that one sign pointing to SAE HDTV/PC?

classicman 05-08-2009 07:54 AM

????????????????

Scriveyn 05-08-2009 12:13 PM

I took this shot in Switzerland the other day...

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 563752)
But why is that one sign pointing to SAE HDTV/PC?

and
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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 563758)
????????????????

My reaction exactly.

wolf 05-08-2009 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf (Post 561580)
From a rest stop on I-95 northbound, Ladysmith, VA. Well done, VDOT!

I got lost in Ladysmith once.

They didn't have maps there, and the locals did not seem amenable to providing directions to yankees.

The sign, however, makes sense, but you have to be a chick to understand it.

Conventional restroom hooks are placed at the top left edge of the door. It is very easy to reach over them and grab what's hanging on that hook, while the property owner is in a precarious position and unable to prevent the theft.

The hook in the picture is at about the center of the door, and is not reachable from the outside, unless an orangutan is involved.

The center door hook has other advantages, including the ability to access the interior of one's purse in the event of a surprise visit from your Aunt Flo.

ZenGum 05-08-2009 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 563752)
But why is that one sign pointing to SAE HDTV/PC?


What, have you never been to the lovely town of SAE HDTV/PC? Put it on your list of must-see places.

impress 05-09-2009 08:31 AM

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Shawnee123 05-09-2009 08:34 AM

That's Entertainment!

tuffcubclint 05-10-2009 02:58 PM

Yikes

capnhowdy 05-11-2009 07:08 AM

The tip "jar" is a nice touch.

capnhowdy 05-11-2009 07:10 AM

Oh... and welcome to the Cellar, tuff.

glatt 05-11-2009 03:33 PM

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capnhowdy 05-11-2009 04:14 PM

Sure you in the right thread, Glatt?

I see no WTF.

The Teapot 05-11-2009 04:19 PM

Zaglo

impress 05-11-2009 06:48 PM

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Cyber Wolf 05-12-2009 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf (Post 563886)
I got lost in Ladysmith once.

They didn't have maps there, and the locals did not seem amenable to providing directions to yankees.

The sign, however, makes sense, but you have to be a chick to understand it.

Conventional restroom hooks are placed at the top left edge of the door. It is very easy to reach over them and grab what's hanging on that hook, while the property owner is in a precarious position and unable to prevent the theft.

The hook in the picture is at about the center of the door, and is not reachable from the outside, unless an orangutan is involved.

The center door hook has other advantages, including the ability to access the interior of one's purse in the event of a surprise visit from your Aunt Flo.

I'm 100% female... it's how I was able to get that shot up close and personal without bystander comment :D

And yeah I've seen that hook on the side and that signage would make sense if that hook was there. And I'd bet they used to be there, given the scars on the side panel of the stall. But they aren't anymore, so the only hook the sign could possibly be talking about is the one that is presumably safer for your accoutrements.

And about Ladysmith itself, yeah... it's not a tourist-kinda place. The locals in the area really like their relatively rural community and they fight development. Not really a visitor-friendly place... they'd rather you go on to Fredricksburg or Richmond. I'll give it maybe 10 more years on the outside... it'll be DC's next Virginia-based bedroom community and townhouses will spring up like mushrooms.

impress 05-16-2009 08:23 AM

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Elspode 05-16-2009 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Cyber Wolf (Post 565066)
I'm 100% female...

We have a thread especially made for providing proof of such outrageous claims, you know.

Flint 05-16-2009 07:10 PM

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Wtf are these?

beauregaardhooligan 05-16-2009 07:17 PM

Hyena hybrids?

Crimson Ghost 05-16-2009 08:06 PM

Comfy slippers....

ZenGum 05-16-2009 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 566245)
Comfy slippers....

Future comfy slippers.

Pie 05-16-2009 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 566231)
Wtf are these?

Photoshopped?

Crimson Ghost 05-17-2009 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 566251)
Future comfy slippers.

Adorable future comfy slippers.

limey 05-17-2009 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 566290)
Adorable future comfy slippers.

Pre-warmed adorable future comfy slippers!

capnhowdy 05-17-2009 08:34 AM

I think it's 'shopped, but what the hell.... looks like a stew to me.

SteveDallas 05-17-2009 10:56 AM


spudcon 05-17-2009 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 566148)

Premature ejaculation?

W.HI.P 05-18-2009 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 562830)

thats hilarious

TheMercenary 05-20-2009 08:53 AM

http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/47

Some strange links on the left of the page. Larding the tree looked interesting.

dmg1969 05-20-2009 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 567127)
http://sinmonkey.com/?q=node/47

Some strange links on the left of the page. Larding the tree looked interesting.

Strange indeed Merc. Look at the nasty knee would one. Who serves yams at a party and wears a "peasant" skirt that looks like burlap? Yeah...I know, her.

capnhowdy 05-20-2009 07:03 PM

...scratches head....

hmmmmm..... yep.

TheMercenary 05-20-2009 07:33 PM

I must say, if you look at the last pic of the tree larding, they then covered it with bird seed, which I thought was awesome cool.

xoxoxoBruce 05-21-2009 12:57 AM

Agreed, I love that idea. :thumb:

Pico and ME 05-22-2009 01:35 PM

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This kind of reminds me of Max Klinger

capnhowdy 05-22-2009 11:52 PM

Conduct unbecoming.

impress 05-23-2009 10:32 AM

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SteveDallas 05-24-2009 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 568118)

a) Poor little girl... she's not armed!

b) Note the orange tip of the one the baby is holding... indicating a toy or replica... the one Mom has and the one leaning against the couch are NOT orange tipped!

Undertoad 05-24-2009 04:22 PM

1. "All guns are always loaded".
2. Never let the muzzle cover anything you are not willing to destroy.
3. Keep your finger off the trigger until your sights are on the target.
4. Always be sure of your target.

Unless she wants to destroy her man's shin, she violates #2

xoxoxoBruce 05-24-2009 08:15 PM

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Naw, she'll miss him.

glatt 05-24-2009 09:01 PM

yeah, but he'll probably hit the cameraman with the gun he's partially concealing in his lap.

Clodfobble 05-24-2009 09:51 PM

Ooh, good eye!

Shawnee123 05-24-2009 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 568405)
a) Poor little girl... she's not armed!

b) Note the orange tip of the one the baby is holding... indicating a toy or replica... the one Mom has and the one leaning against the couch are NOT orange tipped!

Oh, wow...I totally thought she was one of his kids. Mom?

capnhowdy 05-25-2009 07:10 AM

That's the little girl's AR leaning up on the other end of the sofa.

capnhowdy 05-25-2009 07:24 AM

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SteveDallas 05-25-2009 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 568462)
Oh, wow...I totally thought she was one of his kids. Mom?

Well, I don't think he looks old enough to be her dad, but WTF do I know?? :3_eyes:

Sheldonrs 05-26-2009 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 568547)

I'm guessing he bought the hat at "Target".


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