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sweetwater 03-16-2009 01:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 544825)
Am I missing something in the Starbuck's picture? I used to sleep in the armchairs at the campus Einstein Bros. bagel/coffee place all the time.
The plastic cup of hemlock on the table? The scary man-shadow looming over the sleeping girl? :eek:

wolf 03-16-2009 01:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 544825)
Am I missing something in the Starbuck's picture? I used to sleep in the armchairs at the campus Einstein Bros. bagel/coffee place all the time.
Somebody switched the regular for decaf again ...

Undertoad 03-16-2009 02:27 PM
http://cellar.org/2009/wtfhang.jpg

Flint 03-16-2009 02:32 PM
Yeah, wtf, he's pointing the gun at the wrong person!

glatt 03-16-2009 02:44 PM
Is it that the guy put his boxers on backwards in the heat of the moment?

classicman 03-16-2009 02:44 PM
unless he thought his "partner" is the one hanging out the window.

Flint 03-16-2009 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 545815)
Yeah, wtf, he's pointing the gun at the wrong person!
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Originally Posted by classicman (Post 545822)
unless he thought his "partner" is the one hanging out the window.
Oops! I would like to formally apologize if my previous comments were insensitive to the gay community.

classicman 03-16-2009 04:10 PM
lol

capnhowdy 03-16-2009 04:13 PM
...void where prohibited...not available in all areas...see dealer for complete details...must be 18 or older....the views expressed on this forum are not necessarily..........etc.

SteveDallas 03-16-2009 07:11 PM
"Oh shit!! Get dressed fast!!!! My dad's coming!!!"

"Hey, I'll just pop out onto the balcony... he'll never look there . . . ."

Spexxvet 03-18-2009 01:33 PM
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new toy

Trilby 03-18-2009 02:08 PM
adorability is no guarantee against finding oneself impaled.

No siree. Not anymore.

Flint 03-18-2009 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 546603)
adorability is no guarantee against finding oneself impaled.

No siree. Not anymore.

Shawnee123 03-18-2009 02:30 PM
I'm glad it comes with 4 magical tusks. I find that after being impaled once by one tusk, I'm usually bored and disillusioned and need a better tusk to replace it.

Trilby 03-18-2009 03:19 PM
In some cultures Flint and I would be married by now.

Flint 03-18-2009 03:37 PM
You have any interest in joining a polygamist compound?

Sheldonrs 03-18-2009 04:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 546621)
In some cultures Flint and I would be married by now.
Would those be the cultures that believe that the punishment should fit the crime? hehehehe

Queen of the Ryche 03-18-2009 04:16 PM
I'm still stuck on the four magical tusks.......wow. Wonder if I can get a set for my man. "Honey? Can you impale me with the blue icicle looking one tonight?"

Gravdigr 03-18-2009 04:21 PM
No one expects The Avenging Narwhal!

Crimson Ghost 03-18-2009 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 546609)
I'm glad it comes with 4 magical tusks. I find that after being impaled once by one tusk, I'm usually bored and disillusioned and need a better tusk to replace it.
I knew a girl like that in High School....

Three input?

impress 03-19-2009 08:05 AM
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Shawnee123 03-19-2009 08:38 AM
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I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?

Sheldonrs 03-19-2009 08:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 546833)
I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?
"of course, of course".

dmg1969 03-19-2009 02:23 PM
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Originally Posted by impress (Post 546820)
Miniature ,localized gamma ray burst?

dmg1969 03-19-2009 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 546833)
I keep seeing this ad on different webpages. Does anyone else think that the color of Brenda's teeth is not her only concern? What is she, Mrs Ed?
The upper teeth look like my wife's finger nails for God sakes!

classicman 03-19-2009 02:42 PM
Ewww - did they have her suckin on ashtrays before the first photos or what?

capnhowdy 03-19-2009 07:07 PM
Maybe her husband doesn't want an infection when he finally does EMERGENCY SURGERY.

Pie 03-19-2009 07:16 PM
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Learn how a mom combined 2 products to get rid of her yellow teeth...
Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?

capnhowdy 03-19-2009 07:30 PM
A fifth of whiskey and a glove?

classicman 03-19-2009 09:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 547055)
Just guessing: toothbrush and toothpaste?
:D <-- see it works!

Sheldonrs 03-20-2009 04:16 PM
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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 547063)
A fifth of whiskey and a glove?
Did you learn that dating technique from Michael Jackson? :p

capnhowdy 03-20-2009 11:47 PM
A fifth of whiskey would fuckin KILL Mikey.

SteveDallas 03-20-2009 11:57 PM
Give it to Mikey. He'll eat anything.

Flint 03-21-2009 09:51 PM
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Flint 03-21-2009 09:52 PM
THIS IMAGE SUMS UP THE CELLAR NICELY:
 
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Flint 03-21-2009 09:53 PM
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TheMercenary 03-22-2009 08:53 AM
Those are crazy flint. I love the photoshopped pics with living things.

capnhowdy 03-22-2009 03:24 PM
A chronological account of poor Mikey's face from way back till about 5 yrs. ago. Meant to post this a few posts back....

Pie 03-22-2009 03:57 PM
Ugh. Just... ugh.:headshake

TheMercenary 03-22-2009 04:24 PM
Mr. Potatohead :lol:

Sundae 03-22-2009 04:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 548171)
Ugh. Just... ugh.:headshake
Yup, 'tis how I feel about the atheist comment.

(Yes, I know it's shopped, but it's still grim - fancy making religion a prequisite of citizenship?! Hello Taliban?!)

Pie 03-22-2009 05:37 PM
Whirr? (Did I miss something, SG? I was talking about our beloved MJ.)

BigV 03-22-2009 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 547938)
......
Shouldn't he be riding a Stingray?

http://johnsvintagebikes.com/stingra...ray_deluxe.JPG

TheMercenary 03-22-2009 06:57 PM
Man I remember those bikes, they were all the rage. A couple of clothes pens and some baseball cards and you were styling.

capnhowdy 03-22-2009 07:03 PM
If you could go fast enough a wide rubber band across the 'high rise' handlebars would whir as an added effect.

capnhowdy 03-22-2009 07:15 PM
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impress 03-23-2009 08:05 AM
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Sheldonrs 03-23-2009 09:06 AM
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Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 548307)
Is it just me or does the rock next to her look like Bart Simpson kissing her arm pit?

Shawnee123 03-23-2009 09:08 AM
Well it's not just you anymore! :lol:

SteveDallas 03-23-2009 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by impress (Post 548617)
That reminds me of a Far Side cartoon.. the Doberman-o-matic rifle or something like that?

Shawnee123 03-23-2009 10:53 AM
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Anything "o-matic" is funny. ;)

bigw00dy 03-24-2009 11:19 AM
WTF happened to Flight 77?

http://radified.com/911/JPEGs/911_pentagon.jpg

Bullitt 03-24-2009 12:15 PM
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Originally Posted by bigw00dy (Post 548995)
WTF happened to Flight 77?
It was deliberately crashed into the Pentagon. "Mete Sozen, a member of the ASCE team onsite after the crash, explained that an airplane does not create a "cartoon-like outline of itself" when crashing into a reinforced concrete building."

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...t_Pentagon.jpg

Shawnee123 03-24-2009 12:16 PM
I'm confused. Was there debate about what happened?

Sheldonrs 03-24-2009 12:17 PM
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/b527/

Shawnee123 03-24-2009 12:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 549023)
Oh I have to get that for my brother.

bigw00dy 03-24-2009 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 549022)
I'm confused. Was there debate about what happened?
There are two lines of thought, both heading in opposite directions.

dar512 03-24-2009 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Bullitt (Post 549021)
"Mete Sozen, a member of the ASCE team onsite after the crash, explained that an airplane does not create a "cartoon-like outline of itself" when crashing into a reinforced concrete building."
Love the quote. Perfect for those who learned physics via road-runner cartoons.

Shawnee123 03-24-2009 12:27 PM
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Originally Posted by bigw00dy (Post 549029)
There are two lines of thought, both heading in opposite directions.
Well I'm less confused now. Not. :rolleyes:


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