Treasures found in boxes or on dusty shelves...

I first thought they were gas pump globes...

Drawer knobs?

Steering wheel knobs?

Hub caps?

necker knobs

Shifter knobs for unstealable cars.

Betty in bloom...

Two Bettys, only one of them is a Betty White.

The young Bettys are Betty Brosmer.

This guy;
1. had to move this a ways.
2. didn't have much gas/money.
3. found a all you can load buffet.

Lost and reloaded three times on the way, plus two flats.
It is a 3/4 or 1 ton anyway.

Paid by the load

I bought some firewood one time where they were clear cutting trees for lumber and selling the slash. One price for a pickup or van, all you could carry.

I think this is a pretty good hint your lifestyle is sedentary...

How some of your employees are labeled...

There will probably be an Overlord rank in the Starfleet for Pence the Dense.