Yes - both collar bones & 4 fingers.

Am I accident prone?

Yes

Do you wear adult diapers because you are accident prone?

Yes, but only on days that end in a Y

Are adult nappies sexy?

No. Especially not when they throw them in the sanitary bins in the bathrooms and the whole place smells like rank nasty piss.

Who does that?

Oh, that's not yes or no...

Is that cool?

Um, no.

Are you still hungry for dinner?

Yes - but I have a Parmi in the oven, so I wont be for much longer.

Is my headache a tumor?

"It's not a too-mah!" (I mean, No.)

Is my stomach ache the flu?

No - unless there are other symptoms you are not sharing

Will I be asked to cover Reception next week, leading to me becoming incandescent with rage and saying unprofessional things?

Probably!

Did I get totally back-stabbed by the biggest phony liar in the world at work yesterday, leading me to take some vac time so I could get out of here before I said something to get me fired, then subsequently went to the bar? :)

(Sorry to use QA as rant space!)

Yes

Did you settle down?

Yes.

Do some people just suck and there's nothing to be done about it?

Yes.

Did we just lose font sizes for some reason? (This is SIZE="1")

NO<<<<size 2

Have you been smoking stuff you shouldnt again Flint????

No, he was just "getting small." Ironic for someone from Texas!

Would you like to make a BIG deal out of it?

No

But does size really matter?