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Crimson Ghost 02-20-2009 12:07 AM

Carousel?

Shawnee123 02-20-2009 08:19 AM

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Hey baby, I'm your handyman...

Shawnee123 02-20-2009 01:29 PM

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impress 02-20-2009 02:22 PM

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Shawnee123 02-20-2009 02:23 PM

OMG that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. lol

Where do you find this stuff, impress?

$349 (custom fitting included?) Hmmm, this one is a little tight in the hips. :lol:

John 02-20-2009 09:05 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4/00009d3s.jpg

Why is this WTF?

Because Elton John's movie studio is actually making the film:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/...treme-makeover

Hi, folks. Did you miss me? I've been busy.

PS: a flag's a piece of fabric. Any flag. While the US Flag Code makes it a crime to deface or alter it, there have been rednecks in american flag shirts and hippies burning it long before anyone stuck Obama's face on it, and it's all always been protected by your First Amendment because the Flag Code is unconstitutional if you try to apply it criminally, making it advisory at best. Why yes, I *am* a month late to that conversation, and am joining it anyway.

John 02-20-2009 09:06 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...3706092100.jpg

John 02-20-2009 09:06 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...isguisepf6.gif

John 02-20-2009 09:09 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4/l11_0094.jpg

John 02-20-2009 09:11 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...oodFriends.jpg

John 02-20-2009 09:12 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rmsHerToes.jpg

John 02-20-2009 09:13 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...in4/s33rip.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n4/2qjeg75.jpg

Gotta love the Czechs.

Beest 02-20-2009 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 536838)
OMG that is the ugliest thing I've ever seen. lol
:lol:

You won't be laughing when she pulls out the Sten

http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimag...Barrels_04.JPG

sorry, nerdy Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels reference. Girl pictured is stoned on a couch of a pot growing operation that is being robbed. She is camouflaged by her hippy clothing on the old couch, wakes up, starts blasting

John 02-20-2009 09:13 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...8d48b2b8_o.jpg

John 02-20-2009 09:14 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ianatomy03.jpg

John 02-20-2009 09:16 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4/003x4581.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../main4/047.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...igu-edward.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ain4/pope2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ain4/melbz.jpg

John 02-20-2009 09:18 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...centaurusA.jpg

This is Centaurus A. It is a galaxy. Or, rather, it's TWO galaxies, colliding.

See those things coming out the top and the bottom? The things that are as big as the rest of the galaxy? Those are jets of matter from the accretion disk of the black hole in the center. In the part where they're blue, near the source, they're moving at about half the speed of light because that's just how much energy the black hole is throwing off.

John 02-20-2009 09:30 PM

Apparently I've got a pile of them stored up.

More pictures!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../0105pod02.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...0b8378ac42.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ve-kittens.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...MmAqaSw0tR.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...q07ko1_500.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6.../zonbixhj7.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/003ttqse.jpg
"I are a lion. We go in car now, please?"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/macpcom5.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...1261096ax6.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...lsdimages0.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4393209dbe.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...heesecomic.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...in/2ce5e6h.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...33kRo1_500.jpg

John 02-20-2009 09:31 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...a829d1c2ca.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...31207c1a81.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ible_moose.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...644287288a.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...dopteddawg.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/FunnyPic.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...ain/cathat.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...00e5d1f4_h.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...atanzk5hn4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...dmain/zoom.gif

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/003b75yz.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...n/zxzxzxzx.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...dmain/fire.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...eYNPo1_500.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...6A3Mo1_400.jpg

It's good in reverse, too:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...4/lolbunny.jpg

Okay, I think I'm done for now.

Your turn: Entertain me!

Pie 02-20-2009 09:36 PM

We love you, John! :love:

morethanpretty 02-20-2009 10:16 PM

The "ZOMBIES AHEAD" sign might've come from Austin, TX. I remember reading an article where the construction signs got broken into and changed to read that.
Long time, no see John, good to have ya around again!

SteveDallas 02-20-2009 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 536995)
there have been rednecks in american flag shirts and hippies burning it long before anyone stuck Obama's face on it,

Google Image search for "American flag panties"
(some results are NSFW) (DUH)

Shawnee123 02-21-2009 06:57 AM

The Thank You box (T.Hanks) cracked me up.

In HS my friend and I would always dump the contents of our tray into the slot and say "Thank you, box."

impress 02-22-2009 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 537008)

Why is the unicorn getting reverse fisted?

TheMercenary 02-22-2009 11:09 AM

Great series John.

toranokaze 02-22-2009 11:48 AM

unicorn?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

capnhowdy 02-22-2009 01:18 PM

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SteveDallas 02-22-2009 04:46 PM

Unicorn?

http://abstrusegoose.com/120

(It's not obvious at first, but this is several pages long. Click each image to load the next page.)

impress 02-22-2009 04:49 PM

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The eyes look shopped on that one. Clearly, though, that gal's in dire need of a Big Mac.

I don't think I've posted this one previously, but ...

Another Ethiopian in Training:
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There's so much WTF in that picture, I don't even know where to begin. Like, WTF is up with those disgusting implants? WTF is up with that extremely long prehensile arm? WTF is up with sharing parts of a bikini? WTF is up with that dude who smiles like he hit lotto with that gf of his? WTF is up with that string bikini? WTF is up with the people in the background who aren't running in horror? For the love of all that is sacred, SOMEONE buy that poor soul a milkshake and a mirror. STAT.

capnhowdy 02-22-2009 06:41 PM

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impress 02-23-2009 07:52 AM

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LabRat 02-23-2009 02:03 PM

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dar512 02-23-2009 02:25 PM

Huh.

Ming the Merciless rides a bike. Who knew?

SteveDallas 02-23-2009 02:41 PM

A) How is this WTF?

B) When were you in Philadelphia to get a photo of me on my bike?

Undertoad 02-23-2009 02:56 PM

http://cellar.org/2009/wtfbiker.jpg

SteveDallas 02-23-2009 03:00 PM

Is there a purpose (other than WTFness, which of course is a valid reason) to moving the pedals up there where the seat usually is?

glatt 02-23-2009 03:03 PM

The wft is that he went through a considerable amount of effort to modify the bike to work with an upside down frame like that. But the wiring job looks like he just slapped it together in 5 minutes.

LabRat 02-23-2009 03:11 PM

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Oh. I thought it was that he was wearing socks with sandals in shorts weather.

Friggin' Texans.

Flint 02-23-2009 03:15 PM

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CPU Usage.

footfootfoot 02-23-2009 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 538023)
The wft is that he went through a considerable amount of effort to modify the bike to work with an upside down frame like that. But the wiring job looks like he just slapped it together in 5 minutes.

Nah, just pull the H bars and put the front fork in backwards, I doubt he actually swapped the top and bottom bearing cups. 15 minutes tops.

glatt 02-23-2009 04:32 PM

but the gears are on the wrong side and the rear derailer is upside down (relative to the frame.) Isn't it?

footfootfoot 02-23-2009 05:04 PM

Good point. It has a one piece crank so he had to pull a pedal and thread the whole thing through the BB, then put it back together. It looks like a cheap bike so the derailleur probably had an integral hanger rather than one on the frame, it looks like he abandoned the front derailleur and rear brake,
but why bother putting the gears on that side anyway?

You're right. A lot of work. maybe he ran out out weed when he got to the wiring part.

goofy, more why the fuck than waht the fuck

John 02-23-2009 05:54 PM

Flint: What's WTF about a standard 256-core system? Is it that it's running Windows?

This one's from Carnival in Brazil:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...9_18079637.jpg

There's more here:
http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/02/carnival.html

And, given that these are CARNIVAL pictures, some of them are marginally-to-clearly NSFW. Boston.com put them on the front page, but that might not save your job. Just FYI.

Trilby 02-23-2009 06:00 PM

Ah...those beautiful pagan Catholics! Gotta love 'em!

Elspode 02-23-2009 06:08 PM

I really love the whole "let's get loaded, largely naked, and fuck our brains out after a huge debauchery before we have to purify ourselves at Lent" notion of Mardis Gras. In fact, I love it so much, I became a Pagan, so I can do it year 'round!

SteveDallas 02-23-2009 06:13 PM

Carnival in Brazil? I thought the woman should be naked in that case.

Flint 02-23-2009 06:25 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 538105)
Flint: What's WTF about a standard 256-core system? Is it that it's running Windows?

No, it's that that the system is ƒucking maxed out. WTF is this guy doing?!1

Pie 02-23-2009 06:42 PM

Not hard. We had a 1,600 core cluster; we kept it maxed out for four months.

Flint 02-23-2009 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Pie (Post 538118)
We had a 1,600 core cluster;
we kept it maxed out for four months.

Yeah, this makes me afraid to ask who "we" are...

dar512 02-23-2009 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 538135)
Yeah, this makes me afraid to ask who "we" are...

She can't tell you or she'd have to shoot you.

Or at least her superiors would, so don't ask.

capnhowdy 02-23-2009 08:47 PM

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"Looks like a cluster fuck to me, Sir."
Flint..uh.. I mean Clint Eastwood.

footfootfoot 02-23-2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dar512 (Post 538179)
She can't tell you or she'd have to shoot you.

Suppose she just gave him a clue and then roughed him up a bit?

SteveDallas 02-23-2009 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 538135)
Yeah, this makes me afraid to ask who "we" are...

The Men and Women in Black, of course.

"Now just look over here for this quick eye test . . . "

capnhowdy 02-23-2009 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 538198)
Suppose she just gave him a clue and then roughed him up a bit?

FUCK NEGOTIATION!:headshake

capnhowdy 02-27-2009 07:19 AM

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Pie 02-27-2009 02:27 PM

Navy work.

xoxoxoBruce 02-28-2009 02:02 AM

Navy work?? :confused:

TheMercenary 03-01-2009 10:11 AM

New car from China:

http://s397.photobucket.com/albums/p...m_China_WK.flv

TheMercenary 03-01-2009 10:17 AM

http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/5111/atlasfondled.jpg


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