No, these boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do: one of these days these boots are gonna walk ...

Are you going to hit me with your handbag?!

No.

Do you have change for a 20?

No

Would you scratch my back?

Sure.
Lemme get my "Freddy Krueger" glove, and I'll be right there...

Do you think, or does it just get you in trouble?

Yes, and yes. That was two questions. Technically, that is outside the parameters of the thread. I originally thought to correct the drift you induced by asking two questions by answering only one of them, but I feared the ambiguousness of my answer would diminish what little humor I'd hoped to communicate, so two answers it was, even though it was the same answer twice. Having said that,

See what I mean?

Yes.

Or is it no?

No; but, ...

...could it be yes?

No

Couldn't it not be no?

Yes.

Is you is or is you ain't my baby?

I ain't nobody's baby. Meet baby.

should I go to the shore this weekend?

Yes. You shore should!

Will you sell seashells by the seashore (5 times fast)?

No, no shell games for me thank you!

Are you looking forward to this Friday - the 13th?

No - it is my little brother's 30th birthday, I am officially old

Do you feel your age?

Yes. Sometimes, like this past year - much older.

Do you feel "Bummed Out" more than once a week because of other issues that you really do NOT need to be involved in but they get you inviolved somehow?

Yes. I'm a "fixer" who can't fix myself.

Do you believe in karma?