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Griff 03-30-2015 06:08 AM

Unfortunately, the problem around here is being targeted.

glatt 03-30-2015 07:45 AM

That's so cool. I need a can. I want to spray the permanent stuff on my backpack and straps so I'm visible at night from all directions. I have a little dangley plastic reflector that hangs from my backpack's zipper, but it may as well not exist because it's so small.

Not such a big deal now that the daylight has returned, but in the winter I've longed for a backpack made of reflective material.

It's a little expensive. $19 for 4.5 ounces. I'd like to see those numbers reversed.

xoxoxoBruce 04-05-2015 10:33 PM

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It occurs to me there are a number of people having entirely too much fun.

xoxoxoBruce 04-20-2015 08:27 PM

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Gotta have a spare.

xoxoxoBruce 05-08-2015 06:16 PM

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Vintage Electric Bike Company.
When I saw these bikes at NAG I thought they were awfully expensive. But on the news last night they were talking about a car being burglarized and one of the items taken was a $15,000 custom bicycle. Guess I'm out of touch. :smack:

BigV 06-06-2015 12:17 PM

Bikes and bike stuffs.


xoxoxoBruce 06-06-2015 08:31 PM

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Gotta use them or lose them. :haha:

xoxoxoBruce 06-07-2015 03:29 PM

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Express yourself, it's later than you think.

Sundae 06-08-2015 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 925387)
It occurs to me there are a number of people having entirely too much fun.

There certainly are!

BigV 06-08-2015 09:45 AM

We have fun in Ballard too.



The CycleSaloon!

From the FAQ:
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Who should rent the CycleSaloon?

Anyone who wants a new and exciting way to do a pub crawl or a brewery tour! We rent the whole Cycle Saloon for private parties where you can customize your own route. Or grab a seat and come along on a tour of some of Ballard and Fremont’s best breweries!

Can the CycleSaloon go up hills?

Little ones. The CycleSaloon was invented in the Netherlands, where it is very flat. Routes with grades greater than 5-6% for any extended distance may require riders to get off and push. None of the hills on our routes have required pushing (thus far….)


Do you provide a driver?

Always. Our insurance provider requires it.

Who’s in charge of the CycleSaloon?

The driver. If you act in a dangerous manner, you’ll be asked to get off and find you own way home. You can imagine the difficulty we had finding insurance for this thing in America. We need to keep it.

The renter. Only one person on each tour can be the renter and that person is the only person the driver answers to. Can you imagine 16 people arguing about when to leave the bar? We don’t want our drivers getting in the middle of that!
They have a pedal-paddleboat too.

xoxoxoBruce 06-08-2015 10:13 PM

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Griff in the witness protection program.

Griff 06-09-2015 06:10 AM

Hiding in plain sight, until I get busted for juicing, then its off on my next adventure.

xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2015 01:48 PM

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Shorpy says...
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May 1920. "Sailor Tony Pizzo passing through Washington on a Coast to Coast bicycle run handcuffed to his machine. The handcuffs were sealed by Mayor Hylan in New York April 24 and are not to be opened until his return to that city. Pizzo made a California to New York trip in like manner in 1919."
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Must have had a support car with tires and ammo.

glatt 06-09-2015 02:20 PM

I guess back then you would just squat by the side of the road to take a dump?

Gravdigr 06-09-2015 02:55 PM

Tweren't no rupee-dispensing toilets in those days...




Dude looks familiar. And has a flat tire.

xoxoxoBruce 06-30-2015 10:45 PM

Bike Desk


Griff 07-01-2015 06:15 AM

how cool would that be

Gravdigr 07-01-2015 11:09 AM

Not very. You been behind that damn desk all day. It's 5:00. Now ya gotta pedal that bitch home. Uphill.

xoxoxoBruce 07-02-2015 06:49 AM

Then pedal to the desk.


xoxoxoBruce 07-06-2015 12:35 PM

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Mirror wheels. Don't be surprised to find yourself in the middle of a dog fight.
They look awfully narrow for cobbled/brick streets. :eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce 07-06-2015 12:37 PM

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Or you could buy a motorcycle and retire the pedals.

Griff 07-11-2015 08:51 AM

So French mtn bikers jumped Le Tour. In America you'd be arrested in France you have a beer after.



If you keep watching the prep is more interesting than the jump.

Clodfobble 07-11-2015 10:07 AM

I never realized the leading motorcade was so close to the riders. Seems like that would be a lot of exhaust to be breathing in while you're trying to race.

xoxoxoBruce 07-13-2015 06:08 PM

Sarajevo


glatt 07-14-2015 07:19 AM

"Brought to you by Shimano brake pads."

Gravdigr 07-14-2015 05:26 PM

"Video footage provided by the Cock Cam 3000."

Sundae 07-14-2015 06:12 PM

Double postin' here.

Because I love my brother. And I have a horrible feeling he started watching Le Tour de France on Channel 4 with my thumbprint on his boyish head...
Although he's raised money every year through various charity ventures Walk the Tube, And the Vertical Rush (both Cellar links)

So, duplicate of my post about his bike ride.
Do check out his charity-website though, You don't need to contribute to look.

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I've mentioned somewhere on here that I'm going down to London/ Surrey/ Aylesbury at the beginning of August.

My brother is taking part in a 100 mile bike ride, and wants someone to whoop and holler on the hardest part of the course (climbing Box Hill).
Going down the night before, staying in London - courtesy of my bro - then travelling down to Surrey. I really want a shooting stick, so I have somewhere to sit if it rains. I'll have to carry my overnight bag with me, but I learned my lesson from Arran. I'll take two outfits and clean knickers, and a roll-up plastic mac and that's IT!

Because after London I'll be travelling back via Aylesbury, where I'm booked into the bedsit for two nights. Yay! We don't have any plans, it's just silly to travel more or less past Aylesbury and not take the chance to see the aged p's.

And I'm hoping to meet a dashing young Dwellar for lunch - or at least a cup of tea - on Monday. Wearing my flat shoes this time of course.

Steven's given my permission to share any photos, so no doubt there will be a lot of me, and some of Surrey
He says:
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And if you want to share any of my photos with your friends on the Cellar, please feel free, but there are even more of my suffering on my sponsorship page (http://tinyurl.com/steve100miles), so if you direct them to that with, maybe one of them might feel it's worth chucking a fiver my way at the same time!
It's not begging if it's for charity and not for me, is it?
Although really it is for me; Steven chose the charity for my benefit, bless him. My Brother the Superstar.

Anyway, if you're interested in cycling, photos of my family, pictures of Englishmen suffering, check out the website. It's a Virgin Fundraising page, but there's no strings atttached.

xoxoxoBruce 07-14-2015 07:37 PM

How about a recumbent tricycle from Craig's list in Portland?
http://cellar.org/2015/trex.jpg
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Presenting your chance to be the proud owner of the only dinosaur skeleton that has been reanimated through the mysteries of science and technology. She is a beautiful fosillized juvenile Tyrannosaurus Rex who now consents for me to harness and ride her in parades and other special events. She’s a bit difficult to handle, but she’s never attacked anyone in the crowds that form whenever I take her out of the warehouse where she lives. (unlike her cousin from Jurassic Park) I labored for many months on this act of creation but now find that I’m not the right rider for this beautiful creature.

This wonderful rideable dinosaur, this fulfilment of my childhood dreams, needs to go to someone who likes being the center of attention, likes making the news whenever they’re out in public, and likes inspiring joy and wonder in the faces of children. I’m just a quiet engineer and bicycle fabricator and am not interested in celebrity.

Specs:
-12ft long from head to tail, 5.5ft wide stance, 8.5ft tall (size of a 12 year old young-adult T-Rex)
-90lb recumbent tricycle made from chromoly steel, foam, and textured paint (200lb rider weight limit)
-9-speed wide-range drivetrain with a top speed of about 15mph (comfortable cruising speed of about 7mph)
-Seat is ~5ft off the ground so use a step ladder, or if you have good balance, use foot and hand holds hidden along the left side of her body.
-Head is a marionette that turns side to side and opens her jaw; controlled by wire from handlebars
-Arms are attached to pedals and can be controlled in combination with head to create believable performances (Sue can answer questions, wave at audience, snap her jaws in excitement, disgust, hunger, etc.)
-Disassembles using basic tools into multiple pieces to fit within a pick-up truck bed for easy(er) transport to events

Caveats:
-Sue requires frequent touch-ups to her paint and foam. There are always bits of the sculpture rubbing against one another because she is a moving, kinetic, scultpure. I will include a bucket of textured paint with her.

-Sue has handling quirks because of the geometry tricks and illusions I had to pull to make a vehicle that seemed to have the proportions of a real dinosaur. She is not a daily-driver dinosaur but is perfect for parades or the playa. She has good brakes and is stable enough if you know her limits. I’d be happy to offer dino riding lessons to prospective buyers.

Please don’t call just for joy-rides…

Gravdigr 07-15-2015 12:58 PM

Ran across this just now.

First ever BMX quad-backflip. That's a backflip x 4.



:devil:

xoxoxoBruce 07-18-2015 02:29 PM

Well it's all downhill, how hard can that be. ;)


xoxoxoBruce 07-22-2015 03:58 PM

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Uh oh.

Gravdigr 07-30-2015 04:51 PM

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What's that? You do all your biking on the ground?

Pussies.

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xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2015 12:17 AM

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Why isn't she falling over?

xoxoxoBruce 07-31-2015 11:47 AM

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I see why this didn't catch on, grease and dirt mean trouble.

Gravdigr 07-31-2015 01:09 PM

:3_eyes:

Gravdigr 08-02-2015 02:18 PM

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Why isn't she falling over?

The front wheel looks to be scotched, so as not to roll, and the back wheel looks like it's offset/out of line with the front wheel by just the slightest bit, assisting in a fine balancing act.

Maybe.

xoxoxoBruce 08-04-2015 04:33 PM

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Bike parking...

BigV 08-04-2015 05:52 PM

I've never seen anything so stationary taken so far.

xoxoxoBruce 08-07-2015 04:23 PM

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And for the poor technically deprived citizens in places like... Europe. :haha:

xoxoxoBruce 08-10-2015 12:57 AM

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In 1920, home inventors led the way.

xoxoxoBruce 08-10-2015 01:01 AM

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Motorbikes and Motorcycles, couldn't tell them apart without a program.

Gravdigr 08-11-2015 12:10 PM

Tour of Utah, Stage 6, Guardsman Pass, Wasatch Mountains...The role of Human Battering Ram is played by Irish cyclist Matt Brammeier:



Link

I've done almost that same move, nowhere near as dramatic, or fast. A car turned in front of me on my mountain bike, in a parking lot. About 114 years ago...

Lamplighter 08-11-2015 12:37 PM

That's a terrible accident... and deserves a warning to the viewer.

Gravdigr 08-11-2015 02:05 PM

Really? It's a guy falling down, basically. I mean, it's a hard lick and all...

Gravdigr 08-11-2015 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lamplighter (Post 935988)
...and deserves a warning to the viewer.

Oh. I see what you mean now. There were a couple guys coloring outside the line...:p:

xoxoxoBruce 08-11-2015 03:53 PM

"Human battering ram" is a clue. I don't understand the first crash, he was obviously going way to fast to make the corner anyway. With all the activity he should have realize the corner was there. In the "zone", I guess, and the brakes on those bikes aren't that good.

Gravdigr 08-13-2015 02:53 PM

Skinny tires.

xoxoxoBruce 08-18-2015 11:47 PM

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I would have thought this was funny when I was younger, now it looks almost practical. ;)

Gravdigr 08-19-2015 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 936523)
...now it looks almost practical. ;)

:lol2:

xoxoxoBruce 08-20-2015 11:58 PM

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People spend thousands to get a bike that's a few ounces lighter. Unless they're pro competitors, it's a waste of money.
I used to work with an elderly engineer who was legally blind, so he couldn't drive, and rode a bike to work. Fortunately he also couldn't see how close he came to getting killed every damn day. He also collected bikes from high wheelers to exotic imports. He told me it's better to ride a 30 lb bike, than a 25 lb bike that forced him to carry a 10 lb lock/chain.
So why not eliminate all that frame weight and go with the wheels? ;)

Griff 08-21-2015 05:58 AM

That actually looks fun.

xoxoxoBruce 08-23-2015 12:19 PM

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In the beginning, god created the Indian motobikes... and they were good.

Lamplighter 08-23-2015 01:52 PM

I remember wanting one of those as a kid.
But I wanted a BSA even more.

xoxoxoBruce 08-23-2015 10:27 PM

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Stretching it, going for the record.

glatt 08-26-2015 09:49 AM

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Saw one of these commuting on a downtown DC street this morning. Went by too fast to get a picture.

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It looked at first glance like a Smart car, but then I realized it had bike wheels. You pedal it and it also has an electric motor. You can exert as much effort as you like, and they suggest letting the electric motor do the work in the morning so you arrive at work fresh and clean, and pedal on the way home, only using the motor to help on hills.
Organic Transit ELF

Griff 08-26-2015 08:50 PM

That isn't much vehicle for $5500.

xoxoxoBruce 08-26-2015 08:57 PM

The manufacturers liability insurance is probably a grand for each. :eyebrow:

xoxoxoBruce 08-28-2015 09:06 AM

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One of the hazards of spoke wheels, especially off road.

BigV 08-28-2015 10:04 AM

no front derailleur, interesting.

Griff 08-28-2015 01:39 PM

Folks are running 1x10 so you don't throw a chain. Most of what I ride could be done middle chainring but I do like to have that grannie on steep long climbs.


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